TT confessional. Step into the booth.

“still laughing about that one! yes, you should be ashamed! that sh1t ain't cheese!

next thing you'll be telling me that you eat dry bricks of ramen and pop tarts when you backpack. are you really a 12 year old boy scout?!!”

“I love ramen and poptarts...”

“dry ramen is much more awesome than you would think.”

“sometimes I sneak out of work early...I may do that today too...

ramen on the trail rock! poptarts a little heavy..”

“i post on trailtalk when i should be working.”

“i post on TT when i should be sleeping, or eating, or showering, or anything else for that matter.”

“Nooo, don't like pop tarts and dry ramen is disgusting - even cooked I have to "fix" it to make it resemble "food." So, I'm safe on that score. LOL! But that d@mn cheese. Meh.”

“you cannot take it back now, you like that aerosol cheese stuff! LOL!”

“No, not taking it back. My shame is complete. But, because I like the aerosol cheese, and it IS so awful, I NEVER EVER buy it. I have actually been aerosol cheese free for years.”

“i have never seen aerosol cheese in canada.”

“It's probably illegal to import.”

“steve sr has just admitted to liking aerosol cheese too, especially the fake flavors like bacon. now i'm laughing at him too!

he only wants to know; what's the little rubber stopper at the bottom of the can about?

and he says that there is no difference between aerosol cheese and fondue.

he also says to call it by it's proper name, cheeze whiz! ”

“Yes, the flavored ones are best, bacon in particular... since they're not really cheese anyway, why not? LOL!

the little rubber stopper plugs the hole by which the almost entirely unlike cheese substance gets in the can.

Fondue is awesome. Aerosol cheese is just barely even food.

To call it "cheese" is in insult even to Velveta!”

“I really don't care if my loaf of bread is mashed.”

“how the heck do you make a sandwich with it?!”

“I freeze my bread and take it out and thaw it as I eat it because if I didn't it'd go bad.”

“Just take it out the bag and re-shape it with your hands.”

“ok then. . . *giggles*”

“and apply some aerosol cheese-like material! Bacon flavor! LOL!”

“I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.”

“for a real treat, take those little bread dough balls and roll them in crushed dry ramen then sprinkle with the seasoning. oh, and of course, top with aerosol cheese-like material! Bacon flavor!, applied in a star pattern.”