TT confessional. Step into the booth.

“You mean you don't remember his name??????”

“As if you can remember all their names!!”

“Don't think so Ruby.

I don't remember her name.”

“LOL!

I know a guy who, when he was an altar boy and was helping the priest with communion, instead of saying, "Bless you," said "Bobby Brown rules." He said no one noticed.”

“LMAO!

Well I think i would remember the name the person whose father walked in on during the nasty!”

“The baby just peed all over me.......”

“PTSD”

“Ummmmmmmm.....the wet duck flies west at night.”

“Translation?”

“The Wet Duck Flies West at Night while the cat stalks more prey.
last edited: 11/30/04 2:54:10 PM”

“I thought it was...

"The wet cat stalks the grey mouse while the brown dogs play"”

“We were "interrupted" by my dad once.
Oh the humanity.”

“I got interrupted by my 3-yr-old brother once. Fortunately he had no idea what was going on, lol...”

“interrupted? interrupted doing what??
Did I miss something??”

“My gf was interrupted by a State trooper. I think he probably thought I was driving drunk from the swerving of the vehicle.

Interrupted by my gfs roommate

interrupted by someone thinking the study room should be for studying

interrupted by someone wanting to use the bathroom

interrupted by my mom who never ever opened my door again without knocking.”

“...forgive me for I have sinned.
but I ain't telling you #&%!$!”

“I lied to Gem on the "Lost" thread...”

“HaHa! I busted a college buddy. Down at IU for little 5, I walk into his room with a case of brew and scream the doctor is in the house!

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.”

“"little 5" ?”

“I'm so bad, I lied about lying.”

“4th of July, 2003, I didn't bring home a blond bombshell co-ed because she "seemed" too drunk.


I've never confessed that sin.”

“I do not want or need any more gear.”

“Shame on ya, twigeater.

Now you're in deep for lyin'”

“"little 5" ?”
bitpusher
4:40:21 PM
11/30/04
ignore this user

Pledge week on campus”

“I'm not lyin'!
(well, maybe just a leetle - I do need new boots, but I'm gonna get the same old thing)

I figured it must be a sin for someone on this board to confess a total lack of gear lust...LOL”

“It isnt :) But it will make some of us jeolous that you have everything you need or want while some of us struggle to buy our seven tents , 10 sleeping bags, 3 stoves etc...”

“LOL...don't be jealous - I have no place to put it all!”

“Okay, the embedded ads here are funny! Wanna be a priest?”

“Ah okay.”

“I had only 3 bag nights this year.”

“OK, so, it's like this.

Our company's gym room has one wall that is all windows, and that wall is right next to an entry door for the building, so the entire time that I'm walking, I get to watch people walk in and out of the building.

For the last month, I've noticed this cute young woman, built like a brick #&%!$house (and quite large in the bust department), who generally enters and leaves while I'm exercising. She used to run in and out, causing, well, some bouncing, if you get my drift.

The window is two-way; I can see her, she can see me. So I've been smiling at her when she looks up at me. It's been going on for a while. She's gone from just quick glances to looking at me and smiling back.

Today, she comes by, looks at me, I smile, she smiles, then she looks a little lower on my body, then looks away quickly. I think, damn is she checking out my package? I look at myself, and no, package is not visible. I wear my tshirt long and out of my shorts to keep package hidden.

Then it hits me. She was looking for a wedding band. Of course I always wear mine.

Dammit.
last edited: 2/09/05 3:01:37 PM”

“So, like, every day when I go to the daycare to see my baby at lunch, there's this creepy gross older guy walking on a treadmill. I made the mistake of looking up at him once, and now he must think I have the hots for him, because he smiles at me and watches me the whole time I'm walking in front of his window. I just sorta smile back nervously because I don't want to piss him off or anything, no telling what a perv like that will do.

The other day he was there, and just to make sure he's as much of a perv as I think he is, I looked to see if he was married, and sure enough he is. Gross.

Oh God, I just thought of something. You think he thought I was checking out his package?

Gross, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.”

“LOL! you are goofy. :-)”

“LOL”

“bit, stick a fork in you, you're done. She won't be interested unless she is a whore. Just enjoy the attention of an occassional smile, though after seeing your ring, you may not get one anymore.

Some women don't mind a smile from a married man if it's just an affirmation that they look good, but some consider it flirting and will consider the guy to be a loser. Afterall, they say to themselves, would this guy smile at me if his wife were present.”

“Hell, I told my wife about it. lol...”

“"a whore"?? good grief! why don't you tell us how you really feel, LOL.”

“This story just doesn't ring true, sad to say.






bit on a threadmill??????????
MOOOOOOHAHAHAHA!!! ;-)

Just pickin' just pickin'
last edited: 2/09/05 3:11:10 PM”

“I was just being friendly...”

“Stovey, go read the "Weight loss in 2005" thread...I've been treadmilling my white ass off...”

“Good for you!
The Walls of Jericho and Sipsey are calling!”

“Maybe "whore" is a bit harsh.

Would not "slut" be more appropriate?

lyra?????”

“Oh, and:

Bless me father for.....”

“When did 'Her Adorableness' become an expert on that? ;-)”

“Bit you are a whore and you know it.

got a new hiney and is showing it off right?”

“lol, no, losing weight means that whatever ass I have shrinks to nothingness...”

“all i know is that you're all a bunch of strumpets!”

“true dat”

“Strumpets?

I like strumpets. Where are the strumpets?



She's a "whore"? Sexism is bad, especially from the same sex.”

“That is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while bit. LOL! Thanks for the chuckles!”