Tommy can you hear me?

“BREAKING NEWS

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge will announce his resignation today, CNN has learned. Details soon.”

“Good gawd! We've been hearing this sense election day. They said Tommy Thompson is next in line I heard.”

“Now, if only Bush and Cheney would follow suit, we'd be making progress!”

“I ain't worried about Cheney.

He won't last four more years.

Anyone want to start a betting pool for Cheney's fatal heart attack?”

“I'll bet it's when he sees the bill for the "War on Terror"!”

“Shucks, no worries.

WE will foot that bill.”

“Damn, I thought this would be a thread about The Who. :(”

“When his daughter announces her engagement, then?”

“Boy still with the sour grapes....you guys need a therapist.

LOL!”

“I thought my post was a good joke. No sour grapes. I think Nigal ate them!”

“Your jokes are always great Tree.”

“You want a joke??? Now here is a joke

”

“Looks like his best subject was anthropology. Go figure! Perhaps he traded brains with some primitive specimen of neanderthal-like man while on a field expedition. Or maybe one of Jane Goodall's monkeys (sorry, Lyra). That would explain this:


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“He looks like he just hocked a loogee”