HOT WET AND HORNY!

“It's my backpack and I'll wash it as fast as I want.


”

“Oh and here's the horny part so Bearmagnet won't feel all cheated.


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“You wash treebaits backpack and she'll wash yours?”

“Does treebait know?”

“That's the last of the pack wash in the tub. It removes soap scum, too.”

“That reminds me. I should be washing ours. After the last couple of warm weather trips the shoulder straps smell like a locker room.”

“The water turned black.
It took about three rinses to get clear.

Lather rinse repeat...often.
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“The last time I washed my daypack it was pretty nasty.

What kind of horn is that? jackaloupe?
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“Kudu horn”

“Do you use it for Voodoo ??”

“Voodoo Backpackin”

“The kudu for voodoo you do so well?

No actually the Kudu horn has historical/traditional signifigance to Boy Scouting. It was a gift to me from one of my Scout parents.”

“Huh?

I was a Boy Scout for five years and I never heard o' no Kudu Voodoo doodoo.”

“So HPM, do you ever get the horn, walk into the BR, and in your best Austin Powers voice say "Are you feelin' horny baby, are you?"”

“Many folks don't. It comes from the African roots of pre-scouting.

Lemme find you a link.

Ok here ya go
http://www.pinetreeweb.com/kudu.htm
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“No”

“Dayhiker, I'd be on the floor laughing my butt off if he did.”

“Dinah won'tchya blow !!”

“Better be sure it is a Kudu horn and not a pacific gourd before you blow it.

”

“Funny how the sight of a scrotum is an immediate thread killer.”

“Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em”

“TB - in addition to the horn he could also have his skateboard checkered pants on that you've lampooned. I messed up the quote, btw, it's "Do I make you horny baby, do I?"”

“The pants were comfy.
I miss them.”

“Why do I get my hopes up?”

“So you can get them down again.”

““Why do I get my hopes up?”
Bearmagnet
9:50:01 AM
12/01/04

Because if anything besides your hopes are up at work, you'd get fired!”

“SOMEONE is in rare form!”

“No kidding.
That Lyra is a pistol!”

“haha!”

“The google ads on this thread are all for backpacks. I really expected something a little racier.”

“Because if anything besides your hopes are up at work, you'd get fired!”
Ruby
11:15:52 AM
12/01/04

If that were the case then I would be able to hold a job for more than a week.

Once again, thank God for labcoats.”

“LMAO... nice bathroom tub btw.”

“Maybe some need a gourd and some need a horn.

And, somebody put that bathtub in backwards.”

“Nope.
It's a pain in the ass to reach over the whole damn thing to draw a bath while you are doing something else.

It's just fine how it is.”

“LOL.. We got one almost identical.. Aquaglass?

I will hafta remember to take a picture of the bathroom and post it on here.

LOL”

“Nope. Jacuzzi.
Should got the jet package though.
It's probably better that we didn't now that we have a little one.


this thread can sink now.
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“Why did you need to wash your backpack?”

“Because a cat peed on it.”

“Oh, good reason.”

“Oh, yeah. It reeked. Almost smelled as bad as stale hiker funk.”

“So did it work?”

“Do you still hike with a cat?”

“Bill Clinton skips the Spanish queen to cruise with Penelope Cruz

By ANI
Tuesday December 4, 05:18 PM
New York, Dec 4(ANI): Former President Bill Clinton proved that not even the Queen of Spain could distract him from sitting beside his favourite actress Penelope Cruz.

Clinton was present at the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala on Park Avenue along with Vogue editor Anna Wintour and Queen Sofia of Spain.

According to socialdiary.com, Mr. Clinton was seated next to the Queen of Spain, on her right with Mr. Oscar de la Renta on her left.

To the left of Mr. de la Renta was Ms. Cruz, and to right of Mr. Clinton was Anna Wintour.

The main highlight of the evening was when former president eventually switched his seat with Mr. de la R so that he could be seated next to the movie star.

After being felicitated with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton revealed to the audience that he has seen everyone of the Cruz's movie.

"I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because even though I'm not of Spanish descent, I've seen every one of Penelope Cruz's movies - and I liked them all," said Clinton. (ANI)

http://in.news.yahoo.com/071204/139/6o1f0.html
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Trash Values”

“Okay, I get it, SS, you'd have sat with the queen. Dumb choice.”