Annoying co-workers

“I learn something new from TT nearly everyday.

I had to look up 'shart' in the urban dictionary.”

“UM well lets just say you have the RED arrow of the thong (through the white pants) that kinda POINT you to this 2" diameter target...>LOL”

“Her crap don't stink, XL.”

“Not...um really gonna check that.”

“OH God...apparently "Bullseye" figured out she had probably sharted first thing that morning and NO one told her. LOL.

She is on a rampage now. She supposedly asked one of my friends the other morning if "it looked like she had an accident" back there. He really did not see anything (so the alleged SHARTING occurred after 1000 hrs)..LOL”

“i hate myself for reading that”

“You know. DORK and XL have the most interesting co workers in the country. Next to theirs, the people I work with are a bunch of dweebs.

I guess I am stuck with a life of working with ordinary acting people.”

“And you fit in SOOO well...LOL”

“hell, i have to work in the same office as Ms. Doolittle. 'cept she's off today.

well, she's "off" every day, but today she's not at work.”

“well another fun fun day....”

“Why do I get the feeling there are a bunch of people spread all over various places on the internet, on various web boards b!tching about working with XL?”

“I wonder if they complain about far fetched stories that are only sometimes relevant to the conversation at hand?”

“Coworker #1: My gawd I brought up blue berry muffins and this crazy fvcker starts going on about WWII again!”

“LOL...nice try Nigal, wow that took some effort.”

“Middle aged co worker in a conservative pant suit: "You know, there is this guy hanging out around here looking at me like I was wearing red thongs under see through white pants and I shart myself". "He gives me the creeps".”

“See Danny Boy,you're getting pretty transparent yourself.”

“somewhere, somehow, xl is really putting some liberal professor in their place”

“He's probably putting his face in their place.”

“i just hope that no one sharts.”

“When I have a pile of paperwork next to me and I'm clearly busy working on the computer...it is NOT ok for you to come into my office, stand RIGHT friggin' next to me and DROP something on my keyboard while already in mid-sentence #&%!$ing about someone not doing their job.

A simple "Hey - do you mind if I run something by you?" would help immensely.”

“Sooo...how about them Yankees!”

“A cattle prod normally helps to keep that from happening again.”

“:D”

“GOOD LORD...the interoffice email IS NOT FOR SENDING some stupid thing about finding 4 kittens and wanting to sell them.

I did reply to all with a list of local Chinese Resturants she could send the kitten to.”

“Wow. That had to be a real hoot at the office.”

“Actually snicker this person sends at least two emails a month with totally USELESS crap on it.”

“Only two? What a lightweight.”

“no one buys kittens these days. They are all over CL for free...”

“you should do another reply-to-all

"Ha ha, I was only kidding.
I will be glad to take them smelly critters off your hands."”

“HPD...shouldn't we take this to the Dehydrator thread or the Cooking Thread?

LOL”

“Got one that plays oppossum.

As soon as he sees anybody in his periphery at work while walking in the halls, he stops in his tracks so as to avoid collision.

Dude! We're not going to hit one another even though you can see me. Keep moving.

It makes you think there is something going on you can't see, so you have to slow down and access what is going on around you and figure out "Why did he stop?"

”

“Ouuuuh...is that oppossum dead? It sure looks dead, stiff limbs and all and it's tongue is hanging out.”

“HPD....my favorite is the "Hallway Staff meeting" where they pick a choke point in the hall and begin having a staff meeting.”

“LOL

Gotta have it

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

The Annoy-a-tron generates a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time 'timing' the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. The 2kHz sound is generically annoying enough, but if you really really want to aggravate somebody, select the 12 kHz sound. Trust us. The higher frequency and slight 'electronic noise' built into that soundbyte will make a full-grown Admin wonder where his packets are.

3 simples steps.
•Turn on.*
•Hide it.
•Muahahaha...

Assuming you have done your part in selecting a suitable hiding location for the Annoy-a-tron, it will do its part to drive your co-workers slowly mad with its short and seemingly random beeps. And when someone does locate the Annoy-a-tron, they're really not going to know what it is - which is almost as much fun as watching them search for it. Muahaha.

The Annoy-a-tron takes one CR2032 battery (included) and measures approximately: 2.5" x 1.25" x .3". It will run for 3 to 4 weeks on a single battery.”

“I've considered getting one of those for a while now. My uber-nerd brother in law would be the perfect target.”

“And people wonder why employees go into an office with a Mac10 and cut loose.”

“I know what to send Laurel for her birthday now. ;-)”

“LOL...i still enjoy a good "crop dusting" of the cubicles.”

“Can you imagine putting that into someone's pack in one of the shelters.

Of course if you got caught, things might get ugly.”

“LOL

that's evil chili. Hilarious, but evil

bury it down deep so it is a little muffled.”

“Or better yet, get the thing down under the bottom rack where no one can dig it out.

I wonder how long the battery would hold out? All the way through "thru hiker" season?”

“Nah, the batteries would only last a few weeks.”

“I suppose Ms. Doolittle will return to work on monday. She's been on vacation all week and i've had no one to annoy. :)”

“O M G! my receptionist is up front arguing with her kids for the last 15 minutes...damn...send the brats home!”

“send them all home.

:)”

“no then I'd have to answer the phones and watch the door...”

“yeah, that's no good”

“Who's in charge? If its you, take charge”

“I'll take charge of something ... later.”