I need to use the bathroom.

“#1. Just thought I would share.”

“And we appreciate it!”

“Thanks, Come to think of it, I have to as well”

“I just went. But now it's time to see if all the cigarette smokers have cleared out of the smoking area so I can smoke my cigar in peace.”

“When someones hungry they don't say I need to use the Kitchen. For sleep no one says I need to use the bedroom.

How come we just don't say I have to take a piss/#&%!$?”

“**** sounds of toilets flushing everywhere ****

Hey DDX & WK-- that was TMI!!!”

“Bit - did you take yoga?”

“b/c bmag, that would be crass.

instead, most people say i have to deficate.”

“He started it”

“"deficate"???? I really don't think people say that at all.

They say "I have to use the bathroom/facilities". I would accept "deficate", but it isn't used at all.

When you have to vomit you don't say "IHTUTB". You say "I'm gonna puke".

If that's not crass then piss/#&%!$ shouldn't be either.”

“Bit why can't you be there when the cigarette smokers are there? They don't like the smell?? Poor babies! That is discrimination!

I have to pee now! Thanks for reminding me.”

“Time to drop the kids off at the pool”

“Most men like to smoke their cigars in peace.”

“Yes. It was nice. Finished a story out of "The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes" and started another.”

“I'm going home. First I'm going to take a piss in the urinal. At home, I'll probably use the bathroom for a more serious deposit.”

“deficate"???? I really don't think people say that at all.


well excuse me for trying to bring a little bit of class to this place”

“Here ya go--I always have one handy!



”

“lol, hey aero i think you always keep that pic handy.

what impresses me is the wide variety of threads you manage to post that one in.

that pic ain't no 'one trick pony', for sure”

“She's versatile, isn't she?”

“a regular swiss army knife of .gifs, she is.”

“Versatile sure, but is she flexible?”

“This is a Spirit Cayote thread if I ever saw one!”

“DeoreDX must be channeling her.”

“Through what though?”

“Maybe they are cosmically linked somehow.”

“I was bowing to the porclan god this morning:) Its been like that all week for me :)”

“Pregos!”

“No one reads my trip reports!

Can't you read my trip reports in the bathroom?
They're almost as good as Backpacking mag.!”

“Well, no, not yet. If I got a wifi setup and a laptop, then sure.”

“Just put sheets of toilet paper in your printer, print the trip reports and then read as you go.”

“I don't think my printer has a setup for 4.5x4.5 continuous!”

“LOL @ sacco! Aero is in loooove w/that pic!”

“I often get really wrapped up with what I'm doing at work and ignore my poor suffering bladder.”

“I just used the bathroom....

They were floaters :)”

“Oh MY!

I have been putting it off this morning.”

“I just got back! (and do I ever feel better!)”

“Oh sure. I get #&%!$ slapped for too many sexual innuendos but we can talk about #&%!$.


Y'all have your priorities all #&%!$ed up.”

“Usually, when I need to deficate desperately, I announce thats it is "prairie doggin'"”

“EWWWW.....
(just saw the movie "Rat Race", where they mentioned that same phrase)”

“time to make my way to the head again :)”

“I had mexican for lunch. I think I have to do #2.

Lol, I saw an add for a toilet company once. There slogan was "We're #1 in the #2 business."”

“It's not that you aren't allowed to talk about sex. It's just that is all you EVER talk about. Very very predictable.”

“What can ya say, he's an excitable boy.”

“Yeah, one track mind... I wonder if he gets as bored by it as the rest of us do.”

“We managed to get him talking about Scotch (not Scorch) for a short period of time today...lol...”

“Well pixie. First I would like to thank you for reading all my posts.

Secondly, I don't believe you've read all my posts.

Thirdly, I don't care what you think of my posts.

Fourthly, I would never criticize someone for being so dull that they start a thread about a TV show unless attacked first. Everyone gets there thrills there own way and that's fine by me.

Live and let live.

Fifthly, there's always "ignore", either by restraining yourself, or if to weak to do that, then there's that magic button. Yet instead of using it you decide you need to vent for some reason.

What's wrong?”

“Since Sacco can hardly contain is jealousy over the DC socialites I thought I would start a lounge thread for him.

Take it away...............sacco.”
Bearmagnet
1:21:05 PM
12/02/04”

“If God were a women men would have to deal with pregnancy.”
Bearmagnet
11:44:33 AM
12/02/04”

“lol, well, bearmagnet, I can tell you've never spent a lot of time around a pregnant woman!”