Canuck Conspiracy??????

“I just learned we fed the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ALBERTA BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!

The US border has been closed to Canadian beef for about a year.

WHAT ARE THE GAWDDAMNED OTTAWA LIBERALS THINKING?????????

Are they planning to cause a political crisis with our Cousins to the South when customs officers of the DHS seize him at the aeroport?

CAN YOU IMAGINE????

Or, WORSE, perhaps they're using him to spread variant Crezfld-Jacob's disease to all the White House staff?

What are they thinking? I mean, I don't want to run the President down, but it doesn't look like he does a lot of, uh, 'spreading' when he's back home. I mean Bill 'Slick Willy' Clinton, known affectionately up here as, 'Sex between the Bushes' could do some serious spreading, doncha know.

Just another example of an idea gone wrong in the delivery (can you say Canuck submarines?).

Anyway, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!”

“you know how kings and such had food tasters to protect them from poison?

well i think it's a wonderful job for any politition.

maybe if he makes it through the week they'll close the ban on imported beef.”

“It looks like a can't even buy a response to this thread. Does this mean there is no room for a little humour, or do people find it offensive?”

“Grem, I don't think that vCJD is "spread" that way...”

“"Sex between the Bushes!?" LOL!

Hey, anything is better than Florida beef.”

“"HOW can ye have any pudding if ye won't eat ye meat?"”

“I hear that George commented on being pleased that a few Canadians "waved to him with all five fingers"”

“I think to spread CJD, the white house staff would have to eat his brains. Do you really think there would be enough to go around?”

“Canada beef is GOOD...make that GREAT.”

“Gremlin, you guys can keep that fool.......please!”

“He's all yours Grem. Ya found him, ya fed him, ya own him.”

“It's just getting worse.”

“Well, okay, but you guys still hafta keep Neil Young and Alex Trebek - and Alan Thicke too.”

“There is a town in north Ontario,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
And in my mind
I still need a place to go,
All my changes were there.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us

Helpless, helpless, helpless
Baby can you hear me now?
The chains are locked
and tied across the door,
Baby, sing with me somehow.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us

Helpless, helpless, helpless.”

“I'll take Neil Young any day. You can have George. Grind him up and make burgers out of him, for all I care! :)”

“Aargh! Bit's begun the invasion and they're turning our own people back on us!!!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

USING NEIL YOUNG IS FIGHTING DIRTY!!!!

Where's my hole?”

“OH, GAAAAAWD' MAKE HIM STOP!”

“Grind him up?

Do they call them "hamburgs" Canuckada?”

“Grem, I don't think that vCJD is "spread" that way...”
bitpusher
4:54:44 PM
12/01/04

Why not?”

“I can't find any studies linking spread of vCJD via sexual activity. There do seem to be some cases of spread via blood transfusion from an infected donor.”

“I'm slow today. I thought you meant from infectd beef. If they document transmission from blood in the US.......the crap will hit the fan.”

“More info from here.

There is no evidence that CJD is spread between household members eg by coughing or sneezing, direct skin contact or sexual contact, nor is there evidence of transmission during pregnancy/birth from mother to baby.

”

“Yeah, sure, give us Neil Young, Alex Trebek, and Alan Thicke, and you keep Gordon Lightfoot.

Actually, I'll take Neil Young. You can have Celine Dion back to make up for that.”

“We can have Celine Dion!?

Now thems fightin' words!
Let the bombing and strafing begin.”

“Now that I think of it: look at all the damage we did to Iraq cuzz we thought they harbored Weapons of Mass Destruction. Now tell me that canada doesn't deserve far worse for harboring Celine Dion!”

“And I'm bored with making fun of France for not backing us, lets move it to Canada.........Bunch of limp wristed canadian bacon smelling effeminate foo foo doody heads!”

“You guys are starting to get serious. I'm taking my ball and going home.”

“You guys are starting to get serious. I'm taking my ball and going home.”

“That's two balls, Grem!”

“Did ya count 'em Tree?”

“Testing - 1.....2

Testes, left...right”