King of the Hill

“Is it just me or is Hank just an absolute riot?

Of all the channels on television, I skip a lot of programs to catch an episode with the good folks in Arlen.”

“I used to watch some, but when they changed the voice of Hank's niece, I stopped watching.”

“I have been watching KOTH for about as long as it has been on. I still find it to be hilarious.”

“hate it!”

“How can you hate King of the Hill? Its even funnier after a couple scotch and waters.”

“ewww, their voices are soooo annoying! i think i'd have to drink a couple gallons of scotch & water to find it funny!”

“but hey, don't let me rain on your parade!”

“You drink a couple gallons of scotch and water and I will help you find the humor in it.”

“I think it's like "Married with Children"-- so bad that it's good... LOL....

I usually watch the late night re-runs....
What did they do to his niece's voice? I thought it was always the same way?”

“"Hank, you're living back in the days of black and white TVs and a democratically elected Congress"

Dale to Hank because of Hank's insistence to use worms for fishing bait.”

“KOTH is awesome! I love that show. Chili, FX has been airing mucho episodes of it. I've been watching lots of them.

Dale cracks me up! He says some truly funny sheeeeit. Boomhower is always fun to try and hear the three audible words that come out of him. Bill is just plain pitiful! And Hank is such a geek, he's hysterical.


My favorite character is Khan. I was bombarding Maple with my Khan imitation all through the Allegheny weekend...”

“hmm, I like the show, just never watch it because I have things to do. :)”

“I don't watch it often, but love it when I do.”

“Treebeard does a wicked Khan.”

“Oh no, please don't compare King of the Hill with Married with Children!

My all time favorite KOTH episode: when Bobby gets caught smoking and has to smoke a whole carton for punishment, getting hooked in the process. Hillarious stuff!”

“I liked the first episode when the guy for child services tries to take Bobby away.”

“The funny thing about KOTH is it's just like a regular sitcom only animated. My favorite one was when Bobbu got caught making out with the mainiquin head.

I also love Hanks dad who got his shins shot of in Korea so they put his feet on his knees. "Hey darlin, go make me a samich!".”

“Actually, Nigal, it's better than 99% of the sitcoms.

And, yeah, Cotton is a funny character. I remember the one where he was helping Peggy walk again and she let him rehabilitate her.
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“I liked when Cotton and his wife had a baby and they named it Good Hank.”

“Am I the only one whop thinks Dale is based on Violin?

And am I the only one who thinks Boomhaur sounds just like Dale Earnhardt Jr.?”

“The baby was an "it" ??

I watched "The Thing.....From Another World" last night.”

“I like Becker too though.
Shows where men act like children are just too much fun.”

“I have no idea what Earnhart sounds like.

I don't even know how to spell the dude's name correctly.

Nigal, you are such a hiwbiwee wedneck!”

“I like Becker too Gem but I hate the shows where the dad plays the idiot. For some strange reason I actually like "Reba". I find most sitcoms insulting to our intelligence but this show just tickles me for reason.”

“KOTH is awesome. Did y'all see the season premiere where they go to Montana to visit Peg's estranged mother, and end up saving the ranch? I just thought that was a really cool episode...”

“lyra, I love you. King of the Hill is awesome. It is seriously funny. Please, don't let this create a wedge between us. This is one of those issues I can't compromise on. A little give and take, that's all I'm asking.”

“Last night I watched the episode where Peggy and Hank get a motorcycle and go to Sturgis.

Hank broke his glasses and had to ride home on the b!tch seat. What a #&%!$ing riot.”

“IMHO there is no other episode quite as funny as the time Hank was constipated and Peggy kept bursting into the bathroom and asking, “Anything yet?”. And of course the whole narrow urethra bit is funny as hell.”

“"you reeth uh" the way hank pronounces it”

“oh king of the hill is the cartoon right? I keep getting the cartoon mixed up with the other show... Nope I have never watched it.”

“I remember that one. Bobby was watching the colonoscopy and the doctor was telling him something like "A human intestine, if laid out, is 50,000 miles long" or some crap like that. Anyway, Hank looks up and says "If that were true, a piece of steak would have to shoot through my innards at the speed of light to get out the next day", or something like that.”

“The IMDB "memorable quotes" page for KOTH is a riot. Here's a good one:

Bobby Hill: Why is there such a big fence, Dad?
Hank Hill: Well, millions of people come to America in search of a better life, and we've decided we don't need that many.
Bobby Hill: Did the Soupinusanphones come through the fence?
Hank Hill: No, Bobby, Kahn applied the legal way. Sometimes the system fails us.”

“Kahn: [the Hills have lit a stack of toilet paper on fire] Hey, hillbillies, those not logs. They for wipie-wipie”

“DR. MORLEY: You know, Bobby, if I were to take your grandfather's --
HANK: I'm his father.
DR. MORLEY: Your father's intestine and lay it out in a straight line, it would go all the way around the Earth.
PEGGY: Well, that is fascinating, Doctor. I never knew that.
HANK: Now, how could that be? The Earth is 25,000 miles around. A piece of steak would have to shoot through your intestines at the speed of sound. That's impossible.
DR. MORLEY: Well, Mr. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.
BOBBY: Hey, I like this. Can I be a proctologist when I grow up?”

“I liked the episode a few years back where they had a spoof of Wal-Mart. Everyone working there were from local business that had gone out of business. A local entertainer was performing at the grand opening and they all brought kazoos to blow when he sang. There was a propane leak in the store and Hank kept telling his 16 year old manager that, "I am a trained propane professional, get everyone out of the building."”

“[on the phone]
Dale: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. And if you teach that class sex ed teacher, I will make you pay.
Hank: Dale, is that you?
Dale: Oh, hey, Hank. Can you put Peggy on the phone?
Hank: Peggy? It's for you. It's Dale.
Peggy: Hello, Dale.
Dale: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live...”

“Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I’m Laotian
Bill: The ocean? What ocean?
Kahn: I’m from Laos stupid. It’s a land locked country in Southeast Asia.
Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese?”

“HANK: I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire.”

“Dale Gribble: (Hank tells Dale to move his bug truck out of a movie they made to bring the Cowboys to Arlen)"You think that's all I do? I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny."”

“PEGGY: Dale needs the work, and if there's one thing he's good at, it's killing things. Wait, does Mega Lo Mart still have a pet department?
HANK: No.
PEGGY: He'll be fine.
HANK: Well, I guess he'd do the same for me. Whenever he prints up that money of his, I'm usually on the hundred Gribble bill.”