Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“1st drink is on the house!”

“I'll take a virgin margarita please :)”

“no virgins allowed.”

“:(

I'll take a coke then.”

“black and tan please

how's it goin sacco?”

“busy, busy, busy, roam!”

“I guess so, the service is lousy tonight! I'm still waiting on my coke!”

“you'd get better service if you tipped once in a while”

“here's a tip....more drink, less talk!”

“When you coming over?

I want a beer and a shot”

“soon!

We are leaving for your place about 7:30”

“hey sacco, give me a shot of tequila and put one of those little umbrellas in it.”

“whats on tap?”

“I'm drinking Yuengling”

“im drinking bush. yummy bush!”

“Sam Adams please, on tap...in a frosty mug!”

“This guy reminds me of someone.....

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“Isn't that crash bang?”

“At 5' 3" 200# I'm thinkin'.............our beloved proprietor hisself.”

“Is the dead guy serving drinks til Sacco gets here?”

“Hmmm.......the joint is kinda dead.

(Sacco used to wrestle)”

“my chest is way hairier!
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“Got any AM Ale........in a 40??”

“i don't know what AM ale is”

“Just hand over the tequila and nobody will get hurt.”

“I finish at noon, please (I'm a Canuck, eh?) take a Newcastle Brown out of the fridge now so that it will be just right right when I drop in.

Anyone want to go to Gander Mountain to-morrow afternoon? We'll eat at a local steak house.

BTW, you're all invited to our Easter pig roast at my best buddy's farm.

Hiking in the Dacks Sunday or Saturday.”

“"Dawn's the time when you wake, to the challenge of a brand new day
You're on your own when breakfast calls, you're tired of the same old way.

A.M. Ale!
When you need a friend, you don't ask questions,
never bother with how or why.
I need time, time to think
when you're watching the world go by.

Oh, if you start right, you feel right,
you can make your own rules!
If you live righ,t you're alright
with a sip of the morning dew.

A.M. Ale!
For the thirst you've gotta feed.
A.M. Ale! It's the drink your body needs.

You can trust it with your secrets
it's a friend that understands.
When you need some answers,
just look at the bottle in your hand.
It's an A.M. Ale."

Announcer: A.M. Ale. Because you can't wait until afternoon”

“umm ok mark!

hey grem, where you headed in the daks?
where's the gander mt. up there?”

“Gander Mountain in Plattsburg, NY. The morning after the pig roast might be a little rough. I do want to get out and so will prolly do something easy like Cascade.”

“... does this mean I'm getting picked up in a (virtual) bar?”

“Make sure you get virtual breast augmentation surgury.

sacco, I'll take a bloody mary, heavy on the pepper. I need a pick me up this morning. Oh, and put a big leafy stalk of lettuce in it.”

“Nice to see you'r drinking healthy, Hyway.

Breast augmentation? I need to be taller - not that there's anything wrong with that.”

“gotta keep this girlish figure”

“I don't know...............maybe being nipple-high has it's advantages.

”

“lettuce huh? buncha nutjobs in here...”

“once I ordered a bloody mary in this bar that considered itself upscale. The dang thing looked like a salad. Great big stalk of leafy (well not lettuce, I was joking there) celery, huge onion ring, carrot sliced long ways. I told the bartender to cancel the salad I ordered with my meal.”

“Open bar! Drink what you want. Ask for a weird drink and I might kick your mother#&%!$ing ass, #&%!$nuts. Ladies, I wont kick your mother#&%!$ing ass, but I'll look at you loke youre a dumbass.”

“I'm havin' a bit of MacAllan on the rocks.”

“One rock for macallan. maybe. That #&%!$ should be drunk straight, mother#&%!$er.”

“Oops, I forgot this isn't a BYO kinda place but will take a refill on this Australian Shiraz in a few.

Hi all. Good to be back in this joint :-)”

“The Evil Cheese


desires a drink


maybe Sex

On The Beach

served pronto.”

“I'll have a beer and a warm milk.....
(my son is sitting with me)”

“Sex on the beach? #&%!$ that bull#&%!$. Beer and a shot.”

“I can't decide between a pina colada, a big watermellon margarita or a strawberry daquri.”

“Geez Free, those are mother#&%!$in' fairy drinks!!”

“Just because you have a #&%!$ doesn't mean you should drink like one.”

“You tryin' to start a mother#&%!$in' brawl in here..............huh?”

“A wine cooler can knock me out.”

“In my bar, I always really #&%!$ed up those drink. Made sure one was enough. Not worth the effort.”

“OK. No ones drinking so #&%!$ off. I'm gonna go watch boston legal.

Final words - sometimes the **** just gets piled on higher and deeper. Sometimes life looks like ass and you wanna tell it to **** off. Sometimes, you need help. **** it. In the end, you're free. If you're not free, well, you're alive and you will be free soon.


No matter what, it's good to be alive.



Peace”