Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“I don't know, but who's going to let her out?”

“Damn WK. Gimme some digits!

wow, i've had like 8 drinks, and i'm not even feeling tipsy yet!”
lyra
3:25:30 PM
12/02/04

No, lyra, your not feeling tipsy and that's not my leg your feeling, either.
last edited: 12/02/04 2:28:15 PM”

“ewwwwwww”

“the only exception to the live music rule is for walkindude. if he can get his old band back together they can play any night they want.


last edited: 12/02/04 2:29:26 PM”

“I'm having a really good time in my dull Canuck way. I hope we keep doing this. No thanks, no ice.”

“AMEN Bit!

I am with you lyra. Just like the old days. One 6 pack down still feelin good!”

“Who saw the movie PCU? What if we got George to play?”

“a long time ago bear!”

“That's the beauty of it, virtual cocktails. A glenfiddich in one hand, thanks again bit, and a guinness in the other. Oh, silly me, I have to play pool too.

WK you running the table or what?”

“sacco, that's sorta funny how you knew what i was going to say!
:-D

face it lyra, i know what you're gonna say before you even think it.

we've got a connection, babeh

you and me are like right here [pointing back and forth from your head to mine]”

“Oh stop it you're making me sick Sacco! or maybe that's the martinis and who put Bon Jovi on the jukebox anyway.No wonder I'm in a bad mood.”

“i've gotta leave early today. bmag you're in charge.

don't let anymore chicks dance on top of the bar.

unless they're hot.

or barely dressed.

or drunk.”

“Ok Ok

12 in the corner pocket! swish

Now i have a tough shot here. 13 in corner pocket except the 1 ball in in the way. Gotta jump the cue ball over for the score.

Here we go....


BINGO! Give that man a bone! What a shot.

Wait a minute...where did the cue ball go?”

“Yeah, get a room.

That reminds me, one of the joints on the outskirts of my town has a seedy motel built on the same parking lot. (see the scary nights out thread, lick my boots etc)
Your place isn't like that is it sacco, my vision was a little blurred even before I walked in.

Heeeey, wk - I'm not that drunk. You missed, it's my turn.”

“


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“oh ya, one last thing- no drinks on the pool table.

HATE THAT!

IJ, my g/f is still in love with jon bon jovi. i rip on her all the time.”

“don't let anymore chicks dance on top of the bar.

unless they're hot.

or barely dressed.

or drunk.”
sacco
3:35:14 PM
12/02/04

You forgot one:

Or chicks.”

“btw wounded, what game are YOU playing that you shoot the 12 AND the 13??? I'm playing 8 ball.”

“lol at bearmagnet!!!”

“dhutch, i assure you that i take great pride in the keeping a classy estabolishment.
[notice the 'no drinks on the pooltable' sign]

and also - very clean bathrooms. i friggin hate places with gross bathrooms.

but no guy inside. hate that too. what, i'm suppose to tip some guy everytime i whizz?

nope. not in this place. here the bathrooms are kept clean by the honor system.
and if you're caught whizzing on the floor you're banned for life. period.”

“I prefer Samuel Jackson beer Wounded Knee.

"It's good motherphuckin' beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be phucking fat chicks in no time!"”

“Satho, the barthender saths a cand hath anymore marthinis. Whaths th probem. Ith really pithin me oth.”

“Why you trying to kill this thread, WK?????????? get rid of that photo, dammit!


BTW - I wouldn't be advertising if I was you. ;)
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“LMAO! I though I got risky here!”

“"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"”

“What about Big Dick's in Tupper Lake? There's a poster on the Ladies' door that reads, 'If you're against logging, please wipe your arse with plastic.'

Now, THAT'S class.

BTW, are we talking drunkenese yet?”

“Huh?”

“Are you driving, IJ?

Grem - what are you doing in the Ladies room?
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“I hope not, cuth I canth find the brakes!”

“I thought the bathroom doors said, Poles and Holes”

“Are we smokin Tree?”

“We gotta dry him out first.”

“Yeah, firefly!”

“Are we smokin Tree?”
Wounded Knee
3:53:16 PM
12/02/04
ignore this user

“We gotta dry him out first.”
bitpusher
3:55:09 PM
12/02/04


Uhhhhhhhhhh. None of that at this establishment....not that there's anything wrong with that!”

“Maybe now, Tree, it's been a coupla years.”

“Ithaca Part Due”

“I swear, he just followed me in here. ;-)

Someone get Nigal away from the juke box. NO FLASHDANCE music!!! OMG he's dancing!”

“I'll take a cosmopolitan please.”

“What?! You guys don't serve pink drinks?
Don't worry, Birch isn't fruity, that was me.
Nice dress Dhutch.”

“cosmos are more "metro" then fruity, depending on type.”

“I was wondering about birch there for a second.”

“Great place. I just wish the line to the toilet wasn't so long.”

“Just pee on the floor zac”

“This is a NY lounge! Any gender can get into the shorter pee line! Please respect saccos floor and use the womens room if you must. Or pee out the window.

Thank you.”

“www.wasatchbeers.com


Polygamy Porter

Bring some home for the wives


I'm not kidding about this. They make it in Salt Lake City. There was a big bru ha ha with the LDS Church about the advertisements and billoards around SLC.

Do a Google.”

“A mojito sounds good about now.”

“A shot and a beer sounds good right about now.”

“Polygamy Porter

Motto:

Why Have Just One?”