Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“Hmmm... could be.... More Research!


Also keep in mind General Directive #47:

Betta Don't smoke drugs if you're a horse.”

“Buddy, have a drink!”

“What the heck is Lyra doing posting after dark? Has the world gone insane?”

“Since this thread has started moving away from drunk chicks its time for a reminder how wonderful alcohol is.

”

“Could be that she has gone to the dark side.”

“not if she's friends with Han Solo and Obiwan.”

“That Pepsi was the last straw.


(not do demean wheatbeer...)”

“Slobidan Obiwanivic??”

“What a lovely photo:

                  "Girls Gone Catatonic!!"
”

“"Oh My Goodies!"

        --Sarabelle”

“Its not just women that go catatonic:



”

“hyway, you went from 100 to zero in one post, bro.”

“lol

there are two sides to the benefits of alcohol. make sure you are on the side that lets you enjoy drunk chicks instead of the one where you get teabagged”

“not to be all sersiously here, but those pics are quite tasteless.”

“ditto ens”

“ENS you must have accidentally added 'the' when you typed in the website address. I think you must have been trying to post in a forum run by Rodale.”

“so Chili is that why you slept so good last night? because you found someone dropped on the floor???”

“Where/how fo you guys find these things?”

“can I get a good cup of java?”

“Everyone knows I'm the most tasteless person on the internets, and even I thought those were sick!”

“Check out the new artwork Doug!

What you drinking? You guys don't mind if I turn on the Cubs/White Sox game?”

“

This picture kinda reminds me of the Ithaca trip a few years back.”

“Ahhhh. Payday grocery shopping is all done, all put away. Someone fix me a vodka tonic w/ lime please.

Hey, better tell that chick to flip over, she's going to tan unevenly. ;)”

“I just got back from day off shopping too.

I.P.A. here.............”

“and for me....”

“What kinda vodka you want?

IPA is up...Wat you want buster?”

“I'll have a triple whisky, neat - make it an Ardbeg this time, please - we don't open the beer fridge until the schoolbusses have left.

I refed a high school, girls' rugby match yesterday and my right knee locked. It's killing me and I'll be carrying a large pack for the three day week-end in the Dacks.

Oops, gotta go. A beautiful young colleague who's also a former student and rugby player of mine and president of our social committee just left to open the fridge.

See you guys next week.”

“Drinks up!

Hey Lumberzac!!!!! Stop pounding on the jukebox! Repair guy is coming next week. Until then, all it plays is Tube Snake Boogie by ZZ Top.”

“I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top.

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looks like what that gal on the pic-a-nic table been doin too!”

“My gal is red hot!

Your gal ain't doodley squat!

Weeeeeel, she ain't got money

But man she's really got a lot”

“*she peers in the window a bit, cautiously enters in, and then heads straight to the bar and drops her pack*

can i get a double shot bourbon, neat please?

*pulls out her clove cigarettes and lights one up, takes a deep drag, heaves a huge sigh and the sweet smoke fills the room*”

“HELLO! Sure thing, that is on the house. Cannot say I have seen you up in this place.”

“Beer me again please Mr. Knee.


HEY! the other day in Estes Park, right outside Rocky Mtn NP - we were stopping for snacks after our trip - there's this store i saw - noticed it for the first time - called:


THE BEANBLOSSOM!

I shoulda got a pic - i will next time i'm up there.”

“oh, i been in here a few times, thanks mister

*throws it back in one quick gulp, spills a little, wipes her chin, looks embarassed*

got any pretzals? any coke? please?”

“I'll have a triple whisky, neat - make it an Ardbeg this time, please - we don't open the beer fridge until the schoolbusses have left.

Gremlin
4:13:04 PM
5/18/07

I've had Laphroaig & Lagavulin but not Ardbeg..........yet.”

“...wheres the bartender? Line 'em up”

“It must be 11:00 somewhere!

Mind if I sit here, lady?”

“carlette!!!

how they hangin baby?!”

“I thought it must be around booze-thirty!”

“if I knew how to bartend I'd jump the counter...but since I don't..tequila shots for everyone!!

I'm hangin 'dats fo sho!”

“Lyra, you drunk.................yet?”

“can we do shots off you two girls bellies.”

“Hell yeah! Body shots!”

“Joe Frazier was a master of the body shot.

Ooch......Ouch!!!

Well, who could forget Rocky Balboa?!?”

“Only if you want a punch in the belly! :-D

I'm obviously not drunk MarkO, since I'm not trying to type words using numbers and plus signs. So far that's only happened once on TT!”

“Wet t contest?”

“I don't want any punch. I want a beer.”

“what might I win if I enter WK?”

“You want to enter WK? Ooooo kayeeee!”