Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“Gin me!”

“A G&T would be good now. Next one's on me.”

“Sorry, I fell asleep on the bar all weekend.”

“well with two little ones, I can understand.”

“who wants to tend tonight?”

“oh fine.

*goes around bar, disappears down under, comes up with a smile*

i'll just pour for myself thank you very much, one double shot of bacardi, and a chaser of coke!

it'd still be nice if someone dropped in though. where'd Sacco stash the pretzels?”

“I ran out of rum.   Had a shot of Irish....

I think I'll stash that away for when it gets cooler and make some Hot Whiskies.   At   That   Time.”

“sorry, i was in the back. but hey, i found the pretzels!”

“*pulls out shotgun, ... shoots everyone in sight except me, dead ... no exceptions ... drinks free alcohol ... goes around stealing money from wallets and purses ... ignites fire at bar and runs out ... successfully escapes blazing fire and never gets caught*”

“*rewinds time and freezes it*

*removes shotgun from underneath Hiker's coat and drops it to the floor*

*stands behind Hiker and plunges her 7 inch double sided blade into the hollow of his neck, gives it a few twists severing his spinal cord, a few veins, and an artery; removes it, wipes the blade on the bandana hanging at her side and neatly slides it back into it's sheath*

*she walks away grabbing a few pretzels off of the bar and a swig straight from the barcardi. just as she hits the door, she sets time back in motion and watches Hiker slump to the floor. she walks quietly down the street as everyone turns around to look*”

“nobody should mess with a girl who can handle her knife well, #&%!$er.
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“accept that there are things you don't know about me.”

“*realizes some people won't get that the spoof of their fantasy was just that, a mockery of how pathetic it is ... watches them continue to play "real life" in a psychotic way, from afar*”

“{crawls out from under the bar where he passed out realizing he missed the whole thing}


Keep it down would you? You're disturbing my hangover!”

“You are not welcome in my village pub.”

“Wow. And I thought TTers were not able to surprise me anymore.”

“
        Oh,  we  know who the psycho is,  Sarge.

”

“Shot gun? Everyone knows the weapon of choice in an upstate bar is a compound bow.”

“There was a movement to use muskets to cause carnage in bars but no one ever got a second shot off. The movements high attrition rate caused it to fail.”

“wow I missed the bar room fight.


damn.....”

“Can I just get a couple of boilermakers?”

“damn bastard refuses to die.

*sigh*”

“Cool! I love Where's the Minority?”

“PP?”

“Here play that game with this pic. Everyone can be a winner?



by the way, P is for Purdue ;)”

“No knocking Purdue!”

“that much i get, LOL!

teach me the game when i get back from work, K? i should be back after 2:30 or 3pm SoCal time. no drinks til then. i've got to go and hop in the shower now, see ya, later all.”

“What the hell? I thought Gremlin was going to come down here and go to a roadhouse with me. I promised to take him to Jackson, Alabama.”

“Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink”

“ok, i'm back. very short day today. someone wanna set me up? i'll have a double shot of barcadi, shot of choke to chase, please.”

“sorry to have disappeared.

ok, i can pour myself. i'm used to that.”

“What are we drinking today?”

“hope it's only milk



not from cadbury ok!!”

“Come on, have at least one drink. It's my birthday”

“oh crap i forgot?
I'm sorry zac”

“Happy Birthday Lumberzac! baby, you know what i want; i'm empty.

*slides glass down bar*

hey, we got any onion rings? i am soooo hungry.”

“*fills glass and slides it back down*

I don't think you want to eat these onion rings, they've turned to fried mushrooms.”

“yeah. ummmm, i think i'll pass. what else have ya got zac?”

“There's this mystery pack that came out of the freezer. I don't know what the hell it is, but it's hot.”

“i like it hot. bring it on.

and cut off me drinks, i'm feelng sleepy now.

must remain sharp.
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“Well here you go, just remember the toilet rooms are in the back.”

“oh i'm not like that. and not going there either.

just being aware of trouble. be sharp ya know.

my favorite, LOL!”

“what is this? Mmmmmm, not bad!”

“ah, the Gerber Mark II....   a Classic.”

“it's beautiful; isn't it? i feel safer when i wear it. nasty sharp.
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“I don't carry mine backpacking anymore ---- it's just too damn scary,   LOL”

“i like being alone wherever i go.”

“

I switched to a SOG Northwest Ranger:



”

“horrible for defense if you're not proficient”