Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“Spirit, tell you what. How about a white wine spritzer. I can do that.

Gremlin, Sam Smith's Pale comin at ya!

WK-two anchor porter for you sorry for the wait. Hey! nice tip.”

“can I still come to work as a serving wench?


~Secretly always wanted to be a wench~”

“Zac, you heard the man...no beer on the pool tables!

I though Bear was managing this joint... do i have to do everything?”

“Can we get growlers here?”

“Im feeling wild now, can I have a sex on the beach?”

“sure SC as a waitress, remember - this is a classy place.

you can only be a wench for our official oktoberfest (last week of sept & first week of oct)

and renaissance week during the summer”

“Is that a baby grand I see in the corner? Can I play?”

“in order to play the piano, you must first play at least one old fashioned, bawdy bar tune.”

“Sacco, watch the bar, I gotta step out for a minute”

“Will an Irish drinking song suffice?

"For the second time since we got up, it's getting dark again..."


Give me one more beer, and I'll sing too!
last edited: 12/03/04 2:01:27 PM”

“irish drinking songs are always good.”

“well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore
she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

well i once loved a girl, a child im told
i gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!”

“How about karaoke? Ruby know I can sing.”

“I think WK has had enough to drink. He's posting on the nude thread.































isn't edit great.
;)
last edited: 12/03/04 2:18:29 PM”

“You are cut off too! You cannot type.”

“Coming back into the lounge and bellying (ok chesting)up to the bar.

IJ, give me a double of that Glenfiddich and a Moose Drool chaser. If you don't have that, I'll try the oatmeal stout. It's been a rough afternoon.

Sorry to bug out on ya Ruby but it looks like you handled that cabernet with no problem.

Gremlin....you're looking good today.

Cheers”

“Can I visit this Yankee bar?”

“of course. just don't pee on the floor”

“No never that's what the sink is for. LOl”

“In the holidy spirit, I'll be doing Christmas songs at 5 for a short time. Then back to our regularly scheduled repertoire.”

“It was recorded later by Thin Lizzy and then covered by Metalica

Whiskey In The Jar (traditional)
------------------

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'
Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah
last edited: 12/03/04 3:23:03 PM”

“Sacco's Lounge

Closed for backpacking
See you Monday”

“Like the final line in Cheers, "Sorry, we're closed."”

“275 posts later, and you guys are still talking about booze?”

“Well, it is a lounge...”

“Sorry I'm late. Damn airlines and their !?$#!! schedules!

I'll start with a Black & Tan, please. Amd could you pass the peanut bowl this way? Thanks.”

“Im ready to get down and drunk now, give me somthig strong but htat doesnt taste bad!”

“hmm nobody is here yet...i think i'll just help myself to the booze and the cash!”

“Wounded Knee back in the house.

I need one of those that the handsome gentelman above is drinking.”

“hey I am no gentleman!”

“Hey, that's my kid boozin' it up with Wounded Knee !!”

“Ha Ha Mark! You didn't see me force feeding him liquor, did you?”

“Oooooh, WK is sneaking beer to minors....”

“Set me up Sacco, it's been a long day!
Black and Tan, libation and DINNER all in one.

How's business? looks a little slow around here. (glances down the empty row of barstools) One lone drinker in the darkest corner.”

“How you doin'?”

“Nigal is that you? It's so dark over there...come towards the light.”

“Grabbin' dutch's butt from behind while Spank Me distracts her...

"Heehee! Hi."”

“hey folks!

sorry, been busy err.....remodeling.

now where's IJ ?”

“Oooh, i need a drink bad. Fix me up with a nice scotch on the rocks. And drop some Dylan on the jukebox. Oh, yeah, thats much better! I can feel the tension leaving my neck already.”

“Watch it Nigal, we're friends and all but I can pack a mean wallup! ;-)”

“If you’re going to fight, take it outside.”

“I've hired some bar wenches, sacco. Pending your approval.


”

“Who cares if sacco likes 'em? I do, and that's good enough!”

“ooh la la!”

“i'll grant them temp status right now, i'm gonna have to perform a proper interview though.”

“I met them at a bar and took them home for the interview, together. I highly recommend it.”

“And if you want a bar with a real Beer selection go here:

http://www.dc-sage.org/interest/beer/brickskeller.html

Although that's from '95 and I think they've added a few hundred since.

One of my local favorites.”

““Ha Ha Mark! You didn't see me force feeding him liquor, did you?”
Wounded Knee
8:00:38 PM
12/05/04

NO, did you??

ha ha !!”