Proof Christians are Evil

“You're talking to XL, but God heard you.”

“yea no fcking sht. ya think?”

“Yes.”

“this is an a and b conversation. you can c your way out of it

god also heard the way xl laughed out loud at bearmagnet. i think he's probably more displeased about that”

“Holy chit, what happened to Mitt and Huckelberry, did they step in it?”

“¡°Yes.¡±

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question”

“this is an a and b conversation. you can c your way out of it

... "gay"

god also heard the way xl laughed out loud at bearmagnet. i think he's probably more displeased about that

He gets more displeased that people reject Him than He does over people using poor judgment. The evidence is the punishment He gives for rejecting Him is eternal damnation in Hell. For using poor judgment, He offers grace.”

“ evidence is the punishment He gives for rejecting Him is eternal damnation in Hell

better call csi, cause i aint seen no evidence of nothin”

“Is it just me, or are those Jehovahs hot? Can I get a witness?

Heh, heh.....witness.”

“let me just say that if what you believe about god is true, your god is a fcking ass.hole. the biggest fcking ass.hole in creation. and it doesnt matter if i type that or keep it to myself, he knows my thoughts on the subject either way

im not saying this to be an instigator. i truly believe this”

“if i dont believe the correct dogma on the scantiest of circumstantial evidence, im damned to hell forever? what fcking ever”

“You believe that because you don't understand.

If you will recall, Hell is a place where God is not. God sends you there if you reject Him.

Let's say that one more time another way ... IF YOU REJECT GOD, HE WILL GRANT YOUR WISH AND SEND YOU AWAY FROM HIM.

God is everything that is good. By definition, He is where love is, and all things good. Hell is the absense of God.

If YOU reject Him, He will obey YOUR wish. For that you call Him an ass hole.

Who's the ass hole now?
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“This is gonna be good!”

“get this straight, buttercup. i dont reject god. i just reject some of the silly stories you people tell about god.”

“Mozilo of Country Wide is telling it the way it is on CNBC. Walk under ladders and don't stop for black cats crossing is his advice.

innerglobal warming alert. BEEPBEEPBAHDEEP
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“So like, you know the "real" God, and the people who knew Jesus and wrote the Bible were full of crap?”

“no, i dont know. but i sure as hell dont believe that they did, either”

“So "your" god would make you be around his greatness for ALL eternity, even if you didn't want to be, or what? Or do you think he created you to live a miniscule amount of time and then just become dirt? Why would he do that? Where's the genius in that?”

“So "your" god would make you be around his greatness for ALL eternity, even if you didn't want to be, or what?

beats me. maybe i'll just get to stay in the guest house like cato. or maybe he'll be a real pain in the ass landLord like mr roper. or i dunno, its like "heaven" and "paradise" sooooooooooo itll be just the most bestest most wonderfullest thing ever, and me and god'll go hiking and play golf every other weekend, but most times he'll just leave me alone, and maybe every once in awhile i have to go on patrol with the angels, or give harp-playing lessons down at the childrens hospital once a month
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“Or do you think he created you to live a miniscule amount of time and then just become dirt? Why would he do that? Where's the genius in that? - Sarge

Like we're the pinaccle of Her creation. Get over yourself! Pride is a sin.”

“The point is if God sends you to Hell, away from Him, it's only because you requested it. He doesn't have a special spa set up for people who want to be around everything good, but not around Him.”

“what part of "i dont reject god" dont you understand?

i
dont
reject
god”

“Like we're the pinaccle of Her creation. Get over yourself! Pride is a sin.

We are created "in His image" for the purpose of loving Him. To understand that isn't to be prideful.

Your parents created you in their image. To understand that relationship doesn't mean you're full of pride. It means you understand how reality works.”

“is it the "i"

its a personal pronoun, and is the subject of the sentence. in this case, the illustrious mr. crashy bangy

is it "dont"?

its a contraction, short for "do not"

"reject" be gone!

"gawd" omnipotent, omniscient, and general all around good guy

can i buy a vowel?
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“We are created "in His image" for the purpose of loving Him.

gay”

“i
dont
reject
god - crash bang


Jesus is Lord. Anything else is just a figment of your imagination. To reject Jesus is to reject God.

What I find prideful is thinking you can just make up any God that makes you happy. God is what He is, whether or not you "like" Him is irrelevant.”

“salvation is just a figment of the imagination of some cheap-ass jew 2000 years ago, who was tired of sacrificing his best goats every sabbath.

god is what he is, whether or not you realize the easter bunny has just about as good a chance of saving you as jesus does”

“Well then a lot of "cheep ass jews" went through a heck of a lot of torture and pain, unrelenting, to save a few bucks.

Get it? "Bucks". LOL”

“Jesus is Lord. - Sarge

That's your opinion.

The claim of exclusivity is Christianity's biggest downfall. (Well, that, and a completely backwards mythos.)”

“Jesus is Lord.

thats the crux of the disagreement right there. ive seen or heard nothing to convince me that he was, or that there was a reason for him to be. i dont deny that jesus existed. its irrelevant to me, since i dont believe any man was ever god in flesh”

“Well then a lot of "cheep ass jews" went through a heck of a lot of torture and pain, unrelenting, to save a few bucks.

so what? a bunch of superstitious camel-humpers latched on to the feel good story of the year. just because a sht load of people believe something, doesnt make it true. if you woulda told me a month ago the giants were gonna win the superbowl, me and 200 million people wouldnt have believed you”

“It's illogical to think that those men, which were witnessed by thousands, would undergo all they went through for a myth that they made up. First off, there would be no point. Secondly, no person could withstand that kind of torture. Would you be willing to be beheaded for a practical joke you made up?

Not only that, He fulfilled prophesy that was statistically impossible to fulfill by chance, especially in just a few hundred years - but even in millions of years.

I think it takes more "faith" to believe all of it is made up than to understand it happened.”

“Religion is big time snake oil business that should not be advertised on this board. Please return to pushing Tyvex.”

“The difference between your Giants analogy and what we're talking about is that the Giants fans at that time were predicting what would happen in the future. The disciples were there with Him until His death. It wasn't somebody else's prediction for them - THEY WERE THERE AT THE TIME. Afterwards, they went through the tortures and the beheadings. Why would they do that?

A true analogy would be if you would risk torture and death claiming that the Pats DID win the Superbowl.
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“It's illogical to think that those men, which were witnessed by thousands, would undergo all they went through for a myth that they made up

im sure the later christians believed your little story whole-heartedly. i just have my suspicions about the origins of christianity. after all, i believe that these christians who were tortured and killed came decades after christ

Not only that, He fulfilled prophesy that was statistically impossible to fulfill by chance

its called "cooking the books" look it up”

“the superbowl thing is not a perfect analogy. the point is, just because a bunch of ppl believe something, doesnt make it true”

“Sheeeiiit. Men go will go through anything if it brings power, glory, and money. Couple that with an irrational belief in a new cult, and there you have it.”

“Afterwards, they went through the tortures and the beheadings. Why would they do that?

ummm, maybe coz the Roman Army made them!

very much in the same way that a few signers of the Declaration of Independence were hanged and had their houses burned.
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“im sure the later christians believed your little story whole-heartedly. i just have my suspicions about the origins of christianity. after all, i believe that these christians who were tortured and killed came decades after christ

But the books were released at the time that people who were alive during Christ's life were still alive. That makes no sense. Nobody stood up and said it's not real. The opposite happened. The Word was spread by those people.

its called "cooking the books" look it up

The prophesy was definitely written before Christ's birth. That's not in dispute by any credible historian, Christian or not.

If Christ lived and died the way everyone said He did - there is no doubt that's remarkable. Remember, those people were not looking for the kind of savior that Jesus was. They were looking for an earthly King - Like from Lord of the Rings or something. Not some guy that would die and be resurrected. These people were desparate. There would be no reason for them to "cook the books" as you say. None. They wanted a certain kind of hero. They wouldn't have made up they one they did to save them from their government. Again, that's illogical.”

“I think it takes more "faith" to believe all of it is made up than to understand it happened.¡±

not for me, it doesnt. faith is believing something that stretches credulity. that a bunch of supernatural crap didnt happen 2000 years ago is a natural thing to believe”

“ummm, maybe coz the Roman Army made them!

Huh? All they had to do is denounce Jesus. They did the opposite. That makes no sense Roam.”

“Nobody stood up and said it's not real

how do you know? after all, history books are written by the victors”

“that a bunch of supernatural crap didnt happen 2000 years ago is a natural thing to believe

Yet, you believe in a creator?

Why is it not "supernatural crap" for some god to create this entire universe, but not for some god to walk the earth he created?”

“how do you know? after all, history books are written by the victors
crash bang

The "victors" didn't emerge until hundreds of years later. Nobody would claim the Christians were "victorious" for the first few hundred years - the time when the books were written and then initially read.”

“The prophesy was definitely written before Christ's birth.

not disputing that.”

“Yet, you believe in a creator

nope. ive said several times im on the fence about that

but at least his/her/its mere existence is a little less far-fetched than this whole virgin baby mama drama you got goin on”

“I won't debate belief or NON belief..thats personal. I have AMPLE evidence what I believe is good. It has made me better so I will stick with it.

The really strange thing is I can show evidence I can show that THIS or THAT did or DID not happen..won't matter.

On a world level, I can SHOW you where something as simple as not wearing a seat belt is dangerous....but there are people who will not ever wear it. So Hey hugs and kisses.”

“If "god" is not a creator, what is he? Just a supernatural spirit?

I thought you were against all this supernatural stuff?

Is he a giant in space or what?”

“yeah yeah ... you say that every time XL. We got it. Thanks! Anything else?”