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“That poor little boy!!

Bad mapleleaf... >8^[”

“Mapes a child molester. Whodda thunk it?”

“Ya better hope he don't schit the bra!!”

“I hope Pedo-Phaedo doesn't see this thread.”

“I always wondered how child molesters get their start....now I know. :o0”

“geeeze oh people. get a funny bone”

“Photos copyright Neverland Ranch Ca.”

“I am going to whack you with my tennis racquet Maple.”

“not worried about the racket
it is the balls that got me scared!”

“Wa Wa Wa!”

“"I am going to whack you with my tennis racquet Maple"- Wounded Knee

On her butt or her boob.”

“hmmmmm
yes I'd like to know too :D~”

“This is an advent calendar for you booby lovers: http://161.58.97.136/advent/boobies.swf”

“BOTH!”

“Benny Hill was the first I saw do that.

I'll never forget it... They had a bust in closeup, then panned back to show Benny in a lowcut bathing suit with his back to the camera. I still chuckle when I think of it.”

“yall are soo bad.”

“a friend sent me this one, move your mouse after it loads

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf”

“Nice! BTW - you might not wanna click on stick's link from work.”

“Damn, that's my old girl friend from the Philippines, Luz Morales and her friend Amazing Grace.”

“gotta love the Europeans dontcha!”

“Love that mouse pointer sticks!”

“that's really bad!!!

Of course, my own saying is that if your chest starts looking like your butt, you need to go on a diet.....”

“
Just say no to back boobs.”

“that is truly frightening. I thought her head was pivoting around...is this in the movie the exorcist? If not, it should be.”

“OMG...why do i start these kinds of threads?”

“omg ewww!!!”

“Thanks for putting me off eating for today, kleetn.”

“see, you would be banned from the other side if you posted that ( I know!)”

“Ummmm.....exactly what is she doing?”

“maybe her child is in the pool and she is trying to be a good mother.”

“10 bucks sez she's from either Arkansas or Missisloppy.”

“they're definitely different sizes”

“the right one is ALWAYS bigger than the left....”

“really? let me check...”

“It's true. My right hand, right foot and right breast are all a wee bit bigger than the left.”

“the preponderance of the Male Population is Right Handed.....

and REACH AROUND feelies therefore massage the right breast more than the left.....

it's TRUE..I read it on FOX news, so it HAS to be true!”

“why is that I wonder?”

“nevermind..thanks for the info SuperTroll”

“I don't know...but I don't think I buy ST's reasoning. LOL”

“the right one is ALWAYS bigger than the left....”
SuperTroll


Not if you're left-handed.

So what happens if one is ambidextrous? Perfect balance?”

“Ladies, fear not, for you are not alone.
”

“"Surplus and Excess"...... out the window!”

“Man, you get a handful with her...on either side!”

“I believe the term you are searching for is a "huggin and a chalkin woman".

This is a girl who is so big you make a chalk mark when you start so that you know when you have made one circle.”

“Isn't that a song, xl?

yep! here are the lyrics:


I got a gal who's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three

Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began

One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other way over the mountain
A-comin' around the other way
Nobody ever said I'm weak
My bones don't ache, my joints don't creak
But I grow pale and I get limp
Every time I see my baby blimp

Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her
(You don't know where you're at)
(You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand)
(And hug a bit and chalk a mark to see where you began)

One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain)
A-comin' around the other side

She's a mile wide!
(Chalkin' up a markdown and yellin' "No More!")
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain)
Over the Great Divide!!”

“ala AC DC


Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
She ain't exaclty small
42-39-56
You could say she's got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Never had a woman, never had a woman like you
Doin' all the things, doin' all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin-and-bones
But you give all you got, weighin' in at nineteen stone

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie”

“are you gonna take me home tonight?
oooh, down beside that red firelight;
are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know),you gonna take me home tonight (please)
oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round *(yeah)*
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes”

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