I'm a butt head...

“well boys and girls...its that time of year when Stikmon gets a bit cranky. I post some silly stuff and others get all bent out of shape. Maybe I'm not the only one that is cranky, but my posts aren't evil and hateful. So, If your gonna get on my back about being a jack@ss, then you better be planning on murdering the ones that put out true venom and hate.

And to those that I've thrown some silly banter at (dayhiker) scuse me for laughing with (and not at) you.

And for the record...I never talk about people behind their back, I do that to the sides only.

Maybe I don't take this as seriously as I should, but thats what imaginary places are for. If you don't like it, tuff. Come backpack with me and you'll see the real me. One that cares and is not such a horsesasse.

What I can say is that some of you all are wound a bit too tight, maybe that comes from writing about backpacking instead of actually doing it. Get out more and loosen up...sheesh...ok, let the bashing begin cause my day is almost over and I'll go home to sit in my dark dusty home and feel all pathetic about my lonely existence...NOT!!! Gee, I miss ranting, its been way too long, maybe, I'll just keep it going and have the longest rant in TT history, then Maybe, I'll be really made into a legendary figure or something equally as meaningless. hmmmmmmmmm....what else to rant upon...I'll give it a thought and get back to ya. in the meanwhile, enjoy the respite, I feel a roll coming on, and instead of using the toilet to get rid of it, I might just explode here, and If it gets me banned, so be it, if it irritates some of you, tuff, if it makes some of you laugh, mission accomplished, if it makes some of you coffe snot in your cookies,,,good, drink it up.

later taters...turds didn't rhyme, so, I called you all taters...thats funny...I crak myself up.”

“hey stumpy..where are you pics at from the trip”

“post a serious question to a meaningless thread.”

“I knew you would look so that is why I did it”

“stik - no problem here. I didn't reply on the other thread 'cause it would've looked like I was taking your post seriously. I knew it was your cranky schtik and took it that way. No harm here.”

“then if there is time after working out, I'll get on it. I gotta work out, cause, i need to be able to add 4.7oz radio to my pack, plus that granite gear useless lid...yep, I'm gonna increase my pack weight, so I gotta keep workin out.

No one is gonna read my thread cause no one likes me no more, cause I'm mean and silly. thats ok, at least Im not nasty, evil and hateful.”

“Dear stikmon,

I'm trying to decide between two pieces of gear. Can you help? One is a marginally functional piece of gear that weighs 0.2 oz less than a well functioning piece of gear. The lighter one cost $80 more. That' s $400/ounce savings. What should I do. ---Gear weenie in Alabama”

“dayhiker saw right through me...shhhhhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone.

I want everbody to think I'm not nice, this way they'll all not go on the trips that I want to go on and this way there will be less people on the trips and it might be more enjoyable, cause then there won't be nobody there that I don't already know, cause I don't want to go with internet strangers, cause thats really weird and I don't want to be weird no more, cause being weird is just weird and I don't want to be weird no more (oh, I just said that, must be a round about here, cause I'm right back where I started)....what was the question?”

“Yes, stikky, you can be a butt head at times, but we still like you, and will even backpack with you on TT trips. ;-)”

“you cant meet neat people if you dont meet internet strangers splat”

“you are one of the nicer persons...even if you do make all your own gear, which is just weird, cause when it breaks or fails, you can't return it for something new. I like returning things, cause I always spend more than that which I return, this way, I am helping the economy too, and getting new cool gear.

and nimrod...what the heck...dude, you purposefully choose a handle that is self derisive? whats up with that??? that makes you really weird and thats just not right.”

“What the hell? Dude I don’t even take you seriously. You complain about gear other people have, buy or ask questions about. You don’t give anyone you haven’t met the time of day or respect. You think The Lord of the Rings actually happened. If someone does take you seriously you claim it’s because they don’t hike enough and it can’t possibly be you. What makes you think we take your seriously?

This is the gayest thread ever...”

“Hey stickmon, have you been drinking from Buddha's water bottle?”

“Oh man, sticky, I was gonna come go on a trip this next spring that your doing. But not if your a nice guy. I was lookin forward to grouseing back and forth with a cranky ornery old snot.”

“The gayest thread ever? Now that's a bold statement.”

“can stinkmon sue himself for libel now?”

“Heehee! Just tryin' to get this damn thread back up on the rails dayhiker!”

“Um, this thread is a narrow-gauge engine trying to run on a standard-gauge track...”

“Why do I sense that someone just needs to get layed?”

“chili - I thought you and stikmon had a date this past weekend?”

“he slept with Khatru....



stikmon woke up smiling...










Khatru just looked dazed”

“cause I'm mean and silly. thats ok, at least Im not nasty, evil and hateful.”
stikmon
3:39:24 PM
12/06/04


I agree......



but I luv ya anyway!!!!



....and your little dog too......

hahahahahaahaa!!!”

“LOL@divinity”

“LMFAO!!!”

“wow.......see I keep telling everyone how funny I am.........

glad to see I am not the only one who thinks it......”

“pour baby! Eat some chocalate and breatheeeeeee!! YO BEAR!
PS SCREAMIN helps too!”

“Howdy Jerbear......”

“Chocolate.........my fav food from the veggie group!!!”

“Hey Div. How yas doin?”

“

Not divinity. ;-)”

“whinny smelly non[backpackers. I know which you really gets out there and which of you don't. I been checking the lists...sometimes twice, and I've decided that most of you are just wanna be backpakers, but some of you are the real deal. But, I do know that for those of you who really get out, the joys are immense, and the others, just have no idea.

So, you better get out more, or you will continue to be on the short end of things and miss all the fun and adventure.

those that stay home, well you can read the trip reports and look at the photos.

hehehe...

and trust me,,,this thread is FAR from being the gayest thread. There are way more gay personages out there posting really gay things than me...and anyway, gay isn't weird, its just different...kind of like France, but thats a different tale for a different day. In the meanwhile, I gotta go train my staff on how to hook up Road Runner....later.”

“Boy Stikky....I sure hope ya get some real soon!!!!!!!!


LOL......hahahahahha

HUGS...I'm sorry.......”

“and....thanks Stovey.......altho I can sometimes be a witch!!!!!!”

“I'll admit to being a whiney non-backpacking individual. But don't think it's by choice damnit!
I do think it's your choice to be a j@ckass though. ;) We still love you Stikmon. Honesty is very attractive sometimes and downright funny othertimes.
last edited: 12/06/04 9:05:02 PM”

“attractive or funny...huh, dagnabbit, I wanna know. And If I don't like the answer, I'm gonna keep this thread alive and spawn many others.

Oh, and as for gettin "some". It isn't a big deal...It is what it is, it isn't what it isn't and it won't be what it might have been, so I just need to accept the present and look into myself and realize that I am what I'm destined to be...a pain in the Arse to all of YOU!!! hahahaha. I ain't gonna whine about situations, I'm just gonna live through them. As soon as I let the situations control my attitude, then I loose. And I'm sure as he11 not gonna let THEM win...whoever THEM is, THEY ain't me, and THEY are not gonna get me...no way hozay. I'm not gonna fade, I shall stay me and laugh at the universe until the day I die. Ain't no hangman gonna put a noose around me. Live free or die. Born to be wild. Ja Mon. Rasta Far I forever!!!”

“You are totally wrong Stikky. This is the dumbest thread ever, or as Nigal said "the gayest" so let me set you straight:

You are not a butthead. You are definitely a Beavis. It's so fargin obvious.”

“stikky, when are u coming to the east coast so we can hike together?”

“sure, stcky isnt nice ;) Yup. thats why I would hike with ya naytime dude :)”

“I had a dream last night. Stikmon and Divinty. Merry Christmas.”

“Well then again Sticky, not everyone does the group trip or even posts trip reports. I must not get the fuzzy affirmations out of it that you do. But thanks for passing judgment on everyone anyhow Most Magnanimous Godhead of Hiking.

BTW- Gandalph was a pussie. :)”

“This thread is so gay!

Ya bunch of poofters....”

“Is that a Russian bathhouse?”

“Treebeard - How did you do that?




Not that I'm going to try, lol.”

“Wow, I see a sign in here that says, "low clearance"”

“So, what ya had for breakfast?”

“If I type "pompous ass" will it be censored?”

“I don\'t know Twiggy. ...let me just google this up...pompous ass...there.

Nope. All google came up with is some dude and a dog.

”

“Oh boy...did someone say gay?

My partner Spike and I have been lurking and would like to join in on all this fun!”

“what twigeater said. something about an arse being pompous.

maybe we petition to change trail name from stikmon to pompous arse!”