AL GORE SYNDROME

“So many piles , so little time!”

“I guess that puts big Al, in the fine company of Yasar Arifat, and Jimmy Carter. I guess you can't argue with that.”

“What is it about Mr. Gore that drives right-wingers insane?

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/15/opinion/15krugman.html?em&ex=1192593600&en=da7b1a47329aacb0&ei=5087%0A”

“LMAO MarkO at your NYT article!

The thinking of the left just cracks me up!

Seriously, that reads like a comedy to me. LOL! That one is going to make the email rounds ...”

“And now that Mr. Bush has proved himself utterly the wrong man for the job — to be, in fact, the best president Al Qaeda’s recruiters could have hoped for — the symptoms of Gore derangement syndrome have grown even more extreme.”

“Come to think of it, that is the lengthiest straw-man I've ever seen! LMAO!”

“I've said this once before, but that article reminds me of when the martians decided to create their vision of what an earth woman was ... They think they knew what they looked like, but their perception was off enough that that look ridiculous.

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“Osama Bin Laden is belly-belly happy with Dubya!”

“Gore drives ya crazy, no?”

“Gore drives ya crazy, no?

Actually, when I read that part, I knew this guy was nuts. Gore is a joke, much like other lefty spokespeople like Katie Couric, Cindy Sheehan, and Hugo Chavez.

Seriously, can you think of any political figure who is MORE of a hypocrite? There is noone!”

“to be, in fact, the best president Al Qaeda’s recruiters could have hoped for - MarkO.
Oh sh*t, that's actually a quote from the article! LOL
last edited: 10/15/07 9:43:17 AM”

“Woof-woof!”

“That Krugman column pretty well nails it. The right really get hysterical about Gore.

Which brings us to the biggest reason the right hates Mr. Gore: in his case the smear campaign has failed. He’s taken everything they could throw at him, and emerged more respected, and more credible, than ever. And it drives them crazy. ”

“Y2, are you saying that receiving this award indicates how respected and credible he is?”

“Gore is so silly.”

“Whether Y2 says it or not, it is the case.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a president who has respect and credibility around the world?”

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from Iowahawk”

“LOL...can you imagine if AL Baby had been in command in 9/11?

(Imagine that Forrest Gump voice)

he would have declared it an attack of the RIGHT....”

“Wouldn't it be nice to have a president who has respect and credibility around the world?

I believe the anti-christ is supposed to fit that description, so, not necessarily.”

“I once knew a guy (and this still blows me away), who said he thinks that the QUANTITY of people at his funeral is more important that the QUALITY of the people. I verified several times that he understood that "quantity" means the number of people.”

“Marky, Y2, Actually it confirms the lack of respect and credibility that the Nobel Peace prize actually hold. Arafat, Carter, Gore, yep, that's respect and credibility alright. But I know it makes you libbies happy so it's alright.”

“No Prob - globally it's only a tiny and diminishing minority of extremists who feel that way.

It continues to amaze me the venom and hatred sprewed to anyone seem as representative of the left. Presidents and ex-Presidents like Clinton I can at least partially understand - but losing Presidential candidates? Does Bob Dole get this kind of attention?

I don't know what it is - whether you agree or disagree with Carter - he seems like a thoroughly decent man- yet we keep hearing the attacks on him 27 years after he left office.
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“What it comes down to seems to be that anyone who stands up and opposes the Talk Radio consensus will be attacked personally. Seems like an insecurity complex at work there.”

“Y2 is blind to the hate spewed toward bush. Either bash both sides or stfu”

“I love how is makes these wingnut tools squirm! Dance puppets, dance!”

“You couldn't be more wrong HYWAY - I don't think you actually bothered to read what I said, did you?

I said I can understand what's directed at Presidents and former Presidents - as they have so much power and they actually enact policies. So I can see why Clinton is attacked - or at least his policies, expecially while he is in office or shortly after.

With Carter - I can see some might hold objections to his policies, especially those around the hostages - but personal attacks on him 27 years after leaving office are unbelieveable.

Maybe you should learn to read or STFU yourself.
last edited: 10/15/07 12:27:05 PM”

“Gore was vice president for a very long time. He was also the democrats choice for president.
He had power and input on policy.

Do you honestly believe all the hateful attacks on Bush (and all the other non-president conservatives) are justified while the ones against democrats are not. That is what you are saying. Sounds a bit biased to me. But of course, you are not biased. What am I saying?”

“You really don't read do you?

I said the attacks on President were all par for the course. I even gave a specific example of Clinton - you can't seem to grasp this? Can I make it any simpler.

How can I being saying the ones against Democrats aren't justified when I give you a specific example of ones that I expect?

What part of this don't you understand?

So I can see why Clinton is attacked

Lets put it another way - you think Bob Dole would attract this much hatred from the left if he were to win this prize? Dan Quayle might, but that would largely be in a comedy form.

Maybe if Bush senior was rewarded for his work following the Tsunami? I just can't see it.”

“How can I being saying the ones against Democrats aren't justified when I give you a specific example of ones that I expect?

What part of this don't you understand?

The first part.”

“Dick Cheney may be one who will attract some fire.”

“WTF..A President who is liked around the world????

(okay gang sing it with me)"I'd like to buy the world a coke and teach them harmony grow....(THWACK (of the Machete taking off the libbie head))


yeah. well HISTORY will prove Rondalus Magnus (THE GREAT!!!!) was despised by quite a few who were opposed to freedom, (hmm maybe that is why libbies opposed him AND Bush).”

“El Salvadorans whose families were murdered by U.S. government-trained death squads might not like Ronnie very much, EXlax.

The oligarchs loved him though.”

“No, Mark. He didn't remember that happening, so in effect, it did not happen. It was, the great American, Ollie North, who took a hit for the team on that one. Oh yeah. And his secretary who smuggled out the evidence in her undies...”

“Libbies are so silly.”

“Krugman was spot on as usual, MarkO. Thanks for the link.”

“FBN aired its' first day #629 DTV. I'll bet 'white collar crime' is never mentioned on 'Filtered Business Noose'.”

“If you need a hand with that, here ya go ---

Corporate Crime Reporter

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“"much like other lefty spokespeople like Katie Couric, Cindy Sheehan, and Hugo Chavez."

One head of a Socialist State, one talking head and another whose an opportunist.


Hardly a spokesperson for the "Left".

Grouping all of those people together in order to try and make the "Left" look bad is something you must have heard on Rush.

How long before you bash on FeminNazis?”

“I vote we get rid of the Al Gore ad. It is too political for a backpacking web site.”

“I agree, the Backwhackers on this site don't kneed that.”

“Al who?”