Did you know....by Divinity

“the cheetoes cat and the pink panther are relitives?????”

“Did you know that if each one of us reuse just 2� of Christmas ribbon it�d be enough to go clear round the world?”

“wow......and all those years I made fun of my mother-in-law!!!”

“And you make fun of engineers' spelling? ;-)
Hee Hee”

“Hey......I don't use spell check........I can't type....OR spell!!!!”

“My English are good.”

“me englisch is bestest!!

anyway...

Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.


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“Who needs English? I'm never going to England.”

“did you know that I look in straws before using them.

my first wife had all of her wisdom teeth taken out at once. She couldn't eat anything but she could have liquids if she used a straw. So I went and got her a thick milkshake. I forgot the straw but knew we had some at home in the drawer. I got it out stuck it in the milkshake and gave it to her. The next thing I hear is screaming. She spits out a spider. It had been in the straw amd shen she sucked on it she got a spider instead of the milkshake.”

“Was this before or after yall started talking about getting a divorce?”

“that was my first wife...lol”

“whats with the ...by divinity tagline now?”

“ew ewker, nasty. Yeah, that would do it for me. I have a couple things I check, like my coffee, my drinks. I always check before I drink. never thought about a straw. now you have started something.

do you know that I smell everything?? food or not food. I buy it, i smell it. don't ask me why. lol.

Some fruit I don't eat without looking in them first. Like apricotes, cherries... smaller seed fruites, especially cherries.”

“At least she doesn't finish it with something about....signed by divinity and I approve this message.”

“hey crash...........bite me..........”

“Did you know...my wife's boss does the voice of Crusty the Crab on spongeBobSquarePants, was in Starship Troopers, and was in Shawshank Redemption.”

“Wow. Let me try............an old manager of mine ran into the "voice" of whacko at a bar. They went to a strip club. After a while "Whacko" got into voice character and had the place cracking up.


Helllllllllllllllooooooooooooo Nurse!”

“Your wife's boss is Clancy Brown?”

“Yes. He is the Pres. of the board for Brown Publishing where my wife works.”

“how cool is that!!”

“Who T F is Whacko?”

“Personally I liked his role in Highlander best.

I always get tickled when I think that The Kurgan is the voice of Mr. Crab.”

“when I was younger,
one of my parents' friends had a daughter whose sister-in-law was the voice of "my little pony"... does that count? LOL

I also know someone who contributed to the location scouting for Eminem's - 8 Mile movie... :-)”

“

You'll have a Crabby Pattie and like it!”

“that there are fish this big in Guntersville Lake????
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/youngathrt2002/detail?.dir=a52bre2&.dnm=d61dre2.jpg&.src=ph”

“a 70 lb catfish!!!!


My daughter said they also caught a few over 50 lbs too!!!”

“...that it is REALLY hot out in Lower Alabama today...I just came in from planting some stuff...I had to battle with 4 frogs and a huge lizard!!!!!!”

“Put a saddle on it!”

“they live in our lawn chairs I guess..lol.....”

“If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,
which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Pick your
dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

Here are your 8 choices:
1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate on Chocolate
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake”

“I'll bite.

#5”

“then look to see what psychiatrists think about you

Link?”

“1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and
fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream
cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike
and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a
champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up
you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique
sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you
are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't
try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times,
but you have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous,
not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.
Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker.
Others should be cautious in making you mad. Ho wever, you are a
friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about
other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in
return. Intuitively keen. Can be very emotional.

6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive.
Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear
to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to
take chances. Won't settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,
basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate,
but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote
control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to
laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You
are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have
many loyal friends.”

“#6 for me.......but I do so love a good brownie!!! ( put some chocolate chips in it & chocolate frosting on top!!!)”

“You can appear to have a cold exterio

BULL”

“Most definately #6 for me.”

“You girls are cheating. LOL
I didn't get to pick and choose my answer. ;-)”

“#2”

“which would you have picked if you'd seen the answers first, Stovie? :)”

“How come these lists never include something like this:

1) You are rather dull and have an unhealthy fixation on the familiar. You're too personally insecure to break out of zone of comfort. Your friendships with others are shallow and deep down you know you're worthless.

2) You are a user. You're the type to scam your own grandmother out of $50. You'd tell a woman you love her, if she'll let you move in rent-free. But, you'd rather change names and move to another state than to help raise the child you made with her.

You know, real-life kind of stuff.”

“mutt +1”

“LMAO Mutt.....hahahahahahaaaaaaaa”

“lol....& I am all about chocolate!!!!...I didn't peek before I chose!!!
:)”

“I ain't talking, Babelicious.”

“Ok...I'm out of here...ya'll behave!!!.....& try to get along!!!”

“None of the above”

“Then what is your fav ???”

“ya'll behave!!!.....& try to get along!!!�
divinity

Why?”

““Then what is your fav ???”
divinity
11:35:20 AM
3/17/08
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Blackberry or blueberry pie.”

“I was craving chocolate cake the other day. I went to the store and bought turtle brownies....mmmmmm....brownies and caramel and pecans...yummmmm...


LMAO at Mutt....too funny!!!”