TT's most likely to bet b!tch slapped?

“We've had some memorable threads of late and they sort of begged the question, who on TT is the most likely to get b!tch slapped?

Possible nominees:
MarkO: for his weird politics
Tilt: see above
Nigal: for his willingness to combat the two listed above.
stikmon: for obvious reasons
bbw: same


Anyone else?

My nominee is


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stikmon. Do we have a second?”

“I think you could add Bison for his tax agruement”

“Looks like I typoed the thread title. Oh well.”

“You can add Ewker just for being old and washed up.”

“just wait young Bison..you will get there yourself. Then you will have to put up with some snot nose kid (like yourself) who thinks he knows it all.”

“Mooooohahahaha :)”

“Can I get slapped on the ass by a #&%!$?”

“Bison doesn't know it all? I thought you were just jealous 'cause he now spends lots of time with em?”

“I nominate myself. I've already got people anxious to kick my sorry butt.

Is there a reward or prize connected with this? Maybe a Holiday Lei?”

“Get him Bison!!!”

“Does this count? he may already be our winner

"Ouch!
I just got smacked on the back of the head. (True)"
Gremlin
2:40:21 PM
12/07/04”

“get the canadian!”

“Pure cheese, I tell ya! Pure cheese!”

“I kept waiting for Stikmon to get slapped @ the Mt Rogers trip but {someone} was a good sport! I wish I could divulge more info but what happens @ Mt Rogers stays on Mt Rogers! LOL!Right Stikmon?”

“I nominate Ewker!

I think he likes gettin' slapped”

“Spam...hey how are ya??”

“I'm very well thank you and I hope you are the same!I'm considering this WV trip!!!!”

“I wish someone would #&%!$ slap me.”

“#&%!$ slapped by another TT'er or #&%!$ slapped by the general populace?”

“Surprisingly enough Dayhiker I get along with tilt and haven't had any cross words with him for a long time. There are very few people left that I will even discuss politics with and a bunch more I won't even respound to on anything. Makes my time on line much better and it keeps me more respectful to everyone else. However I have had a bad year with hateful phuckers like Buddha Bush so if nominated I will gladly accept. :)

Besides, discussions with liberals is about as saticfying and rewarding as passing a medicine ball with Steven Hawking. [BlTCHSLAP!]”

“twiggy, you can spank me if you like ;)”

“Nigal - I actually don't have any issues with any of the folks I mentioned.”

““just wait young Bison..you will get there yourself. Then you will have to put up with some snot nose kid (like yourself) who thinks he knows it all.”
Ewker

He will if he lives long enough. There is that non-negotiable requirement to old fartdom eligibility.

Gremlin, nobody would b*tch slap you, because you would apologize for it.

Nowslimmer, nobody would b*tch slap you because you would give 'em a karate chop where it hurts most.

Nobody would b*tch slap Nigal, because he would interpret it as hating Bush.

Nobody could b*tch slap Mutt because he'd launch a preemptive b*tch slap.

If you b*tch slap bacpac, he'd get off on it, and that's a vision you don't want to even remotely think about. Same with MarkO (shudder).

Stikmon would interpret a b*tch slap as some bizarre Lord of the Rings attack. No telling what would transpire after that.

Tilt would probably not even react. No sense wasting a perfectly good b*tch slap there.

Chili and Prosecutor would sue you and clap you in irons.

And don't even think of b*tch slapping me. I'd be forced to wizz on your leg.

Do we have another slate of nominees?”

“geo - that's hilarious.”

“"Nobody would b*tch slap Nigal, because he would interpret it as hating Bush."

Naw! I don't care who hates Bush. When people make me out to be of low intelligence because I DON'T is when I have a problem. I don't think anyone would bltchslap me for no other reason than they don't want to touch me.”

“LMAO, Geo!”

“Screw you Geo, I wouldn't get off on it, I would return the favor.

dayhiker, don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash.

;^]

an aside:
I discourage my boys from using the word, bee-eye-tee-see-aytch.

Party on!”

“MarkO - too serious as usual.”

“What's the matter, did I use the wrong emoticon?

;= "wink"
^= my big nose
]= square smile

I think "dope slap" is far more appropriate in a world where females are abused, exploited and dominated.
(How's that for serious?)”

“Good point on both. I'll concede. I don't use the b word in daily life either. Why should I here?
last edited: 12/08/04 11:42:06 AM”

“Don't be such a little b!tch DH.”

“I started to use the phrase pimp slap when I started the thread. Is that PC enough for everyone. I think MarkO just showed why he got on the list to begin with though.”

“let me be the first girl here on TT to say I would love to b^tch one person here on TT.
nuff said”

“mapes - would that person be named OPIE?”

“dayhiker, youre arms are too short to slap-fight with Gog.”

“Yeah, aren't you like 6'-8" or something. Seems like I saw you mixing passive comments with how you wear size 25 shoes. What are you really bragging about?
last edited: 12/08/04 11:46:08 AM”

“maple, go ahead and say who..so he/she gets mad..no big deal unless your planning on leaving TT also”

““I started to use the phrase pimp slap when I started the thread. Is that PC enough for everyone."

B!tch is hardly disrespectful unless it's actually being directed at a woman. Besides, what the first word nearly ALL women go straight for when discribing another woman they don't like?

Now, back on topic b!tches!”

“Well dayhiker,

They ain't makin' liberals like Jesus any more

We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before

I heard that honky holler as he hit the bar room floor

They ain't makin' liberals like Jesus anymore

I used to sing that for my ditto head redneck friends back in '88 when they would trash-talk liberals/democrats.”

“Kinishi Wah B!tches.”

“I've said on here many times how the first time I saw a "Jesus was Liberal" bumper sticker it pissed me off. On further review....I'd like to think that's what's pulled me more towards center.”

“nope mouth is closed

I can only dream about it”

“Actually Jesus was more of a socialist (in the four gospels even leaning more communist) than a liberal.”

“I "borrowed" that song from Kinky Friedman And The Texas Jewboys and substituted "liberals" for "jews".

Hardy-har......yuk, yuk, yuk
May the farce be with you

Pox, oops, I mean Pax Vobiscum !!”

“mapleleaf, does he bark at the moon?”

“I think mapes is talking about her husband.”

“Besides, what the first word nearly ALL women go straight for when discribing another woman they don't like?
Nigal
12:50:07 PM
12/08/04

Does it start with a "C"?”

“That is the magic word. The killer of all conversations. Call a woman a "C" and you will see the real woman.”

“I rather call a guy the C word and see his reaction


classic looks”

“...using the "C" word is only done if you want and expect to never see the offending female ever again...want a divorce?.....use it and all is over but paying the lawyers...”