TT's most likely to bet b!tch slapped?

“Would you like to hear my response? It's the same when someone calls me a #&%!$.
last edited: 12/08/04 2:32:26 PM”

“I'm getting the feeling that when the b*tch slapping starts, it will never stop.”

“please define

B I T C H


you need to make sure the person you are slapping is a true B I T C H
because you can

dork slap
bastard slap
'C' slap
dog slap
cat slap
freakizoide slap”

“"Dork slap"?

Can someone else field this?”

““I'm getting the feeling that when the b*tch slapping starts, it will never stop.”
geobeet
2:30:05 PM
12/08/04

What he said.”

“"Dork slap"

Is that anything like crotch kick?”

“I am not aware of how a female cannine slaps but as dogs in general do not use their paws as weapons it does not seem very intimidating.

Now a cat slap can be pretty nasty, particularly a big cat.

A sow slap would depend on whether the slapper was a pig or a bear, also could be pretty nasty.

A day of misery in TT, I have to agree with MarkO that using derogatory terms for women is just plain wrong, and at least as offensive as the n word for a high melanin skin.”

“Geez manuka, you ain't so bad.....

There is a lot of general abuse and domination of females in popular entertainment.”

“"Does it start with a "C"?”

No no no! This is what I refer to as a "christmas term". Don't use it more than once a year. So ya gotta make sure it's called for before ya burn it up for a whole year. I think I burned mine on Genene Garaphelo when she broke her promise to crawl across broken glass to the steps of the white house to apologize to Bush if the Iraqs welcomed us into Bagdad, which they did.”

“"Chili and Prosecutor would sue you and clap you in irons."

geobeet
8:23:35 AM
12/08/04

Wrong.

Prosecutor would sue you.

chili would take the Lower Alabama approach and knock you on your ass”

“LMAO, chili, you said it!”

“I'm gonna have to nominate ENS for whining too much. I mean, it's just BS; good god - GET OVER IT!

Personal foul, 15-yard penalty, replay 1st down...

Nah, I'm just @#$%!^&in' with ya, buddy. You're alright by me...”

“Sorry, I don't bet, and I don't slap b!tches. But I do spank faces. Does that count?”

“what happened at MR, other than I made a pass at Gemini (not really). I have all the respect in the world for her and everyother woman that I meet. Its on the web that that gets pushed aside. and...

why all the slapping anyway...its so violent.

and the phuker that tries to slap me, better be a freakin fast runner, cause I'm gonna kick your arse.LOL”

“Note to self... clock Stikmon's top sprinting speed before you think about slapping him. Okay, carry on people.”

“stik - I don't have to outrun you, I just have to outrun the other folks in line to slap ya'.

PS - You're nomination of ENS is hereby noted.

Are we ready for a vote?”

“I vote ENS for all those stupid "less/more" threads...just looking at those whining thread titles makes me tired...LOL
last edited: 12/09/04 7:54:18 AM”

“Go back to bed twigeater, you're talkin' outta your head!!

Go Stikmon!!

Somebody just go ahead and slap me already.

Speakin' of slappin', I finally got the official "twigeater hiker man" alapped onto my car!”

“>slap!<

I always talk outta my head, that's where my mouth is...LOL

How long have you had that Hiking Maineiac anyway - a year or so? and you are just now putting on your car??? you ain't a procrastinator are ya?
:)”

“Well, yes I am!

It's only been about ten months!

We got the car in March.

Talkin' outta your head........wise ass!”

“oh ok...only ten months...well then you are quick aren't you?
%]”

“Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch? Is Wayne Brady goona have to get out of this car and choke a b!tch?

Dave Chappel: Run b!tches! Run for your life!”

“Ha ha, that's the one episode of Chapelle's Show that I've actually seen, It was hilarious.”

“I'm quick as a bunny...........bunny boiler!”