Less BS more Hiking

“BURN from lumberzac!! :-D”

“Someone mentions animal sex and looky who shows up!”

“Oh yeah, well look who the mention-er was!”

“Now that ya mention it.............

Vermont is as good a place as any for some barnyard action..............or so I'm told.”

“I don't think we can continue on the Moose Sex line without a refernce to the HOLY GRAIL to whit.

WE JOIN IN PROGRESS the opening credits.

Including the majestik møøse


Songs
NEIL INNES

Additional music
DEWOLFE



A Møøse once bit my sister...



Costume Designer
HAZEL PETHIG


No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.



Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.


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Production Manager JULIAN DOYLE
Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON
Special Effects JOHN HORTON
Choreography LEO KHARIBIAN
Fight Director & Period Consultant JOHN WALLER
Make Up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE
Special Effects Photography JULIAN DOYLE
Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN
Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

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Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

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Designer ROY SMITH
Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

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Editor JOHN HACKNEY
Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene from the
end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse
suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

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The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at great
expense and at the last minute.
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Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
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Producer
MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

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Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES”

“And that is definitely one of my favorite Boneheads.”
MarkO
7:55:00 AM
12/21/06

that bonehead looks vaguely familiar.”

“shake the snow off your tent before you come out.”

“http://www.csupomona.edu/~rosenkrantz/personal/sarabelle.htm
And I will sho yall my pikter to!”

“

The blazes on the thunderswamp trail are orange so they thought it would be cool to wear matching hats. Good thing we weren't on the Batona!”

“just looking at that pic makes me feel hungover...”

“I missed snow....”

“I never miss snow. The opportunity just never presents.”

“Damm I wish we'd get some snow!”

“I think it's about time to bring this thread back up”

“Can't we hike and BS at the same time?”

“Pics from my last hike

”

“Aw, take your pictures and.........................say, those are nice!”

“they sure are! I like #6. The only critisem I have is that there are no pictures of dudes in kilts.”

“WHAHAHAHA...thanks Marko....I needed that.”

“Spirit won't be happy until some mook in a kilt does hand stands.”

“Great idea MarkO. Who wants to volenteer?”

“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

And that's the truth!”

“Hand stands....i got the kilt...but the hand stands?”

“put a w on each cheek XL... that way you too can go wow mom wow....”

“This just seemed appropriate for some reason.”

“~snort~”

“BS = bad suggestions?”

“funny you should say that on a day that has quite a few trip reports and future trip and gear discussions on the board. Perhaps you aren't really looking for those.”

“Hyway, Either:

A) You're completely clueless.
B) You're just trying to be a dick.
c) Both of the above

Can't you go fight with the attention whore or something.”

“Perhaps you aren't really looking for those.

He was focusing on starting fights.”

“Y2 do you not see all the trip reports on the board? maybe its you who needs to hike.”

“now you two ...

kissy”

“Like I said Hyway - I'm sure the site five-year-old will oblige if you want an argument.”

“yeah, you weren't STARTING anything, unprovoked, y2

pa-leeze!”

“I know that you aren't talking about hiking Y2. I am not sure I have ever seen a post from you that had anything to do with hiking”

“i hiked with y2 on assateague island back in 04”

“i didn't say he doesn't hike. I said he doesn't talk about it, which is why I am wondering why he brings up the less BSing thread.”

“Because hyway, he was trying to bust a move on ole Sargie-poo, his arch-nemesis. What else would "some reason" mean? LOL”

“Well, here goes...last month I tried wearin' my hiking boots but they made my ankle hurt real bad is it wern't trully healed yet, but, seeign how as I can kick things now without hurtin' I'm gonna give it another go. So the boots are goin on' and I'll see you fools LATER!”

“Ok, I'm outta here! I'm hoping to collect some hen of the woods today and nmaybe identify some new fungus with teh new guide I have!! See ya peepes!”

“Good, its finially starting to warm up.. 22* now. I'm outta here to do some hiking. BYE!”

“how was your hike, spirit?”

“Is she back? Did she get lost? Where is she?”

“umm..did spirit ever make it back???”

“Hey spirit, what guide do you use for your fungus picking?”

“great pics, spirit! looks like it was a good hike.”

“http://www.superseeds.com/products.php?cat=309

The field guide to mushrooms--that is where I got it. They have good discounted books.”

“I am taking a day off!!! AND I am going to hike at Lake Mead!!! I AM SO EXCITED! I'll have a bag night 2 years in a row!!! WOW I'm on a roll (I almost typed streak instead of roll, then I remembered who I was talking to)!!!”