Life In Nigal's Ohio

“trolls are jerks”

“"December 2005 was the 117th consecutive month when Ohio's job growth was below the USA national average. This is by far the longest streak of sub-par Ohio job growth in the history of job statistics in the United States."

Source: The Association for Advancement of Corporatism

That's about ten years.

* From 1991 until now, we've had a republican governor.

* We've had a republican dominated senate and house for 10+ years.

* Both US senators from Ohio are republicans.

Ohio loses jobs because of incompetant republican leadership and flawed republican ideals.”

“I always admire the way this guy strolls through the front door.

He sure is an attention getter.”

“Hey, I always hold the door open for ya Chili.”

“Now that's what I'd call a top-drawer doorman.”

“"Ohio loses jobs because of incompetant republican leadership and flawed republican ideals.�

Hey genius, "incompetant" is spelled incompetent. And you make fun of republicans? A general rule of name calling Einstein. If you can�t spell it, don�t use it.”

“Dang!!!
Both Geo and Nigal drew blood.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!”

“http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0320061lady1.html

LMAO!”

“Thats a MAN ...Man”

“Stovie, just remembered a "woman" we arrested years ago in Charleston SC. She or IT was accosting men for "action" so it hit on an undercover officer. When the officer went to invite her to the guest of the State status she/it started fighting.
When my partner and I got her spread on the trunk he is doing a quick pat down. She/it had these loose trunks on. My partner does the back, front, hips, down the outside of the legs to the ankles and nonchalontly pats up the inside of the legs. That is when he jumps and gets this look on his face. Apparently he had discovered something on the inside of the leg that would not be normal "design component" in a woman.”

“I seem to remember an episode of "Cops" where a cop stopped a guy who had a "lady" of the night with him, and the guy said he was giving her a lift home. When the cop told the guy that she was a he, the look on the guy's face was priceless. Oops!”

“Ah, public access television.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/8595870/detail.html”

“Well, at least they're spared that uncomfortable "birds and bees" talk in a few years.”

“Hey!!!...they NEVER had stuff like that on Tv when I was growing up in Ohio...dang...I miss all the good stuff...( I would have just DIED if it had been my child or grandchild!!!!!!!)”

“Hey!!!...they NEVER had stuff like that on Tv when I was growing up in Ohio...dang...I miss all the good stuff...( I would have just DIED if it had been my child or grandchild!!!!!!!)”

“Hey!!!...they NEVER had stuff like that on Tv when I was growing up in Ohio...dang...I miss all the good stuff...( I would have just DIED if it had been my child or grandchild!!!!!!!)”

“That excited about it, huh Div?”

“triple posting.......by divinity”

“Congrats to Nigal on getting the film of his last TT hike on TV.”

“LOL - nobody wanted to touch that one, eh?”

“so they watched it for 25 minutes? LOL.
"Marge, get them kids to bed...NOW! AND HURRY UP!"”

“http://thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/43508,-1.php These are the pics from Nigals last trip Ped. I think he had FUN!”

“Man Arrested for Allegedly Driving Drunk on Lawn Mower

Sunday, May 07, 2006

VERMILION, Ohio � A northern Ohio man is accused of operating a lawnmower while drunk.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194586,00.html”

“That's waaaaay up north there. We keep the dumbasses on the northern border in case Michigan ever attacks. Toledo and Cleveland will make great canon fodder. LOL!
last edited: 5/07/06 11:33:44 AM”

“in indiana i've yet to see someone using a riding lawm mower that WASN'T drunk LOL

...or wearing a shirt for that matter

"Man, what is it out here, 62? I better take off my shirt."
last edited: 5/10/06 3:03:24 PM”

“What does that have to do with Police Catch Serial Butt Grabber?”

“my bad...it appears i'm 3 days behind ;) LOL”

“Haha! Dayum! That is the town right near me. Silent J and Jerbear live there.”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196576,00.html

ORWELL, Ohio � A 500-pound bear escaped from an animal breeder Monday, entered a neighboring home and attacked a woman, a state wildlife officer said.”

“The owner of Grand River Fur Exchange, Mark Gutman...



geez and you wonder WHY he ran away!
poor thing was shot to death. maybe that is a good thing.”

“Being a bear breeder has got to be one tough job. Do you have to muzzle the thing while you�re breeding with it for safety or can you train them?”

“What was it about the two guys who went Bear hunting...One climbs a tree and waits. An hour or so later he hears a shot. Then this wounded bear comes blasting out of the bush line. There is another shot and the bear collapses near the tree.
The other hunter runs up and drops his trou and goes to town so to speak.
The Hunter in the tree starts laughing so hard he drops his rifle. He looks down at his buddy and says,"YOU SICKO MAN AM I GOING TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID TO THAT BEAR."

His buddy calmly aims his rifle and says<"AIN'T you never had sex with a bear?"

THE GUY in the tree takes a gulp and says,"No but Ive been meaning to."”

“You poor Ohio peeps are truly strange. ;-)


Worksafe.
http://bengals.com/community/palmer_cornhole06.asp”

“We do love our cornhole round these parts. :P”

“HAMILTON, Ohio (AP) -- A city prosecutor was charged with indecency after a security camera caught him walking around naked in a government building after business hours.

Scott Blauvelt, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of indecency. He was released from jail to await a hearing in the court where he usually works.

A guard monitoring a security camera spotted a nude man -- whom investigators identified as Blauvelt -- in a building that houses county offices the night of October 5, sheriff's Maj. Anthony Dwyer said. The night before, security video had captured Blauvelt naked in another area of the building, where city offices are located, Dwyer said.

Dwyer said investigators don't know why Blauvelt, who was alone, wasn't wearing clothes. He faces a month in jail and a $250 fine if convicted.

Blauvelt's lawyer, Michael Gmoser, said in a statement Tuesday that his client was seriously injured in a 2005 car accident, suffers from mental illness and is on medication for seizures.

"Scott Blauvelt is an American with a disability," he said.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

Now there's a lawyer that really "lost his briefs"”

“LOL! I don't think it's the fact he's from Ohio. Scott Blauvelt? Obviousely French desent.

Hell, I do some of my best work with my pants off.”

“Blauvelt's lawyer, Michael Gmoser, said in a statement Tuesday that his client was seriously injured in a 2005 car accident, suffers from mental illness and is on medication for seizures.

sounds like a great pick for prosecutor LOL”

“I can see the guy needs some help. What I don't see is the need to charge him with a crime. It was after hours, no one is around, no harm no foul. Get him some help for Christs sake.”

“Get him some help for Christs sake.”
Nimbleweenie
1:07:41 PM
10/11/06

Can we get him some pants first?”

“Must be a Dem. No party id'ed in the story. If it was a Rep, bold 3 inch high type would have been used.
LOL”

“You're right, Stovey, and the 3 inch type would have been 2 inches taller than his dick.”

“Go figure someone named Nimbleweenie is advocating public weener swinging is a victimless crime. LOL!”

“LOL”

“Blauvelt sounds more german or dutch. Whichever, his name translates pretty much as "bluegrass."”

“nimbletwig is a compassionate person........”

“I so miss not being able to read up on this thread during the day. Course today I'm off and soakin up Nigal's Ohio..”

“Hi Carlette. Long time no see here.”

“I know right? I can read thebackpacker at work but just not quite brave enough to post. Some blue light would go off in Raleigh somewhere I'm sure if I did.”