Life In Nigal's Ohio

“More democrat brainwashing of our youth. ;-)”

“Rock on!”

“Nigal...can you do me a big favor and keep your LOONS in Ohio? I mean we have enough down here...(LOL)


http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/latest/lat_121107_OhioAttorney.shtml

TOLEDO, Ohio - A pregnant Ohio attorney who admitted that she fabricated her kidnapping left her family behind because she "experienced a meltdown," her husband said Tuesday.

She never was abducted last week outside a the city's juvenile court building or forced into a vehicle, said police Capt. Ray Carroll.

Instead, she drove by herself to Atlanta, where she was found three days later outside Six Flags amusement park, investigators said.

Karyn McConnell Hancock, 35, a former city councilwoman, had been having psychological issues for several years, her husband said Tuesday. ”

“Didn't you know it was decided to put all the nuts into one state and Georgia pull the shortest straw.”

“And all the Lawyers in New York....meaning Georgia got first Choice....”

“Didn't you know it was decided to put all the nuts into one state and Georgia pull the shortest straw.�
lumberzac

Fruits and nuts......

That peach on the license plate looks like a fuzzy butt.”

“I have heard it said that all the fruits and nuts rolled downhill to Florida.”

“http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=4022717&page=1

just wrong .....”

“WTF is wrong with you people nigal?
i could see if the topless chick just sat there sunbathing minding her own business - but her interactions with the guy should be the definition of entrapment.”

“but her interactions with the guy should be the definition of entrapment.

For sure. It's like an undercover sting where someone is puffing on a crack pipe and they ask a passer by, "Wanna hit?", and then busting them when they do. But this is Columbus we're talking about. Home of the Ohio State University? Yeah, smarts ain't real in style there.”

“Based on my profiling expertise, if the elderly patients were farm animals he'd be the number one suspect, but in this case I think it's someone else.”

“"Nursing homes" are ripe for abuse.
There are a lot of sorry "nurses" out there, but remmember, most people call anybody other than a Doctor a "nurse", aids, clerks, floor washers, ect.”

“http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=9cba3b2b-6fdb-45ad-9058-4fdb0e8f040c

Man Accused of Posting Bond for Strangers in Exchange for Sex

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“and that's illegal? Damn.”

“Yep dayhiker, I just had to scratch it off of my list too.”

“Looks like Obama got a Federal Judge to keep the poles open in Cleveland. Not all of Cleveland, just specific precincts.”

“Wouldn't wanna disenfranchise anyone now would we?”

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BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496”

“Seriously: WTF?”

“This isn't the "friend" nigal spoke about that he was outfitting on the "Cherry" thread, is it? ;)”

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Schwing!?
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“It's obviously an "Ohio thang, baybee".”

“well, what did the table look like?...you guys are so quick to judge”

“must be an Ohio Thang...cause this right here is a "real" picnic table. wood


real men find a knot hole
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“How would you like to get your dick stuck in that table? OUCH!

To me, Picnic tables are made of wood. Think he got a sliver?”

“BELLEVUE--The neighbor of Art Price, the man found sodomizing his own picnic table, has purchased the same picnic table from a garage sale Mr. Price held to raise money for his legal fees. When asked about the purchase Mr. Price's neighbor said "I like picnics, yeah, that's it picnics."”

“Just what kind of mentality does it take to wake up one morning and think "hey, that table top looks pretty good. I think I'll have a crack at that sweet thang." I mean seriously, they sell all kinds of toys for dudes too you know.”

“Tell us captain”

“maybe he just tripped and fell



4 times”

“real men find a knot hole
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GatherNoMoss
12:49:50 PM
3/28/08


Whole new meaning to the term got wood huh?”

“What's the problem? "It's just sex."”

“It's not a candidate for 'out of context' because it's totally IN context.




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“"“maybe he just tripped and fell



4 times”
thriftyhiker"

FLMAO!”

“4 times in an hour and a half...ladies...Hold on to your Knickers....

LOL..remember the William Kennedy Smith trial where the girl admitted she had had sex with William twice in 30 minutes...the first commercial coming out of that part of the trial? The Energizer Bunny....”

“i can totally see that...2 minutes, then a 26 minute nap, then 2 more minutes”

“Sorry fellas but Bellvue isn't Nigal's Ohio. That is Buddha Bear's Ohio. Right smack dab in between where he lives and where he went to school. Coincidence? I think not. Need more proof?

Did the guy have a visor on?”

“the table was asking for it”

“the table should file for sexual assault.....but maybe the table's skirt was a bit high....
last edited: 3/29/08 7:57:10 AM”

“it had, long beautiful legs...”

“That table was a HO!!!!!!!probably one of them cheap WallyWorld brands......
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“GNM: "real men find a knot hole"

Nimblefoot: "Real men "make" a knothole."”

“Ooooh! Ouch!
HA!”

“I watched Dennis Kucinich read his articles of impeachment against President Bush last night on CSPAN. How does a guy like Kucinich get elected to office? He is a National joke and laughing stock.”

“He's not from Ohio. He's from Cleveland which we don't claim. Cleveland is like East Berlin was back in the day...I socialist enclave in the midst of democracy.”

“Tear down that wall Mr. Kucinich.”

“duct tape festival - http://www.avonducttapefestival.com/main.html

cooolio”

“We are a proud lot.”