West Virginia Car Camping Trip July 14-1 7th 2005

“We're going to Ithaca-ize West Virigina? And to think, that poor state doesn't even know what's about to hit them...

”

“cause i'm not sure where i'll be.... PA, VA, etc.”

“does that matter? The trip's in WV - the only difference to you would be the highway you take to get there.

duh”

“Funny thing is that this place is about equal distance from both Philadelphia and Norfolk. Therefore it shouldn't matter, no?”

“she's just got to hop aboard the little yellow bumble bee bus and buzz on over”

“Kar Kampers! ;-)”

“Scorchess, how in the name of all that's holy can you leave Wartmonster behind? It's where Christ lives for crying out loud. I've seen his home many times driving up Old Yuck Road. I mean, that's got to be the high rent district ...”

“not only that SS, but LIBERAL car campers.”

“So why don't you come along SS? We could tie ya to a tree and daub ya with honey.”

“i (heart) wartmonster...


yes, it will matter because i don't know what will be going on at the time. if i'm in the process of moving, or finding a job, or just getting a new job and can't take any vacation days. i just don't know where i'll be in my life at that time. a lot of things have been going on. is that explanation enough? lol”

“is that explanation enough? lol”
ScorchFire

I dunno Scorchess. We'll have to submit it to the Board of Regents and see if they accept it.”

“Scorch, how about planning to be there and let your other plans revolve around that?

“So why don't you come along SS? We could tie ya to a tree and daub ya with honey.”
Geobeet
9:10:51 AM
4/07/05

We could dress him in sheep's clothing.......too.”

“If we're going to do that, we need to leave him on Rich Mountain. Either the ram or the farmer will take good care of him there.”

“Good plan!!”

“I was crossing the mountain on a cross-country trek, tooling up a farm road, opening and closing the gates. There was a flock of sheep to the left of me, and the ewes moved uphill, then across the road to my right. The ram followed them, and when I got up to the same contour stood between me and the ewes.

I laughed and told the ram he had nothing to fear from me; I'm not like his farmer. He turned and walked off in the direction of the ewes.”

“Dang, he even understood with that Silly-Delphia accent?”

“The poor guy has been dealing with a perverted farmer. He was looking for all the help he could get. As I passed by, he said to me, "Ya'll ain't no help nohow!" I said, "Man, I've got my own woman problems. Don't expect me to help you with yours. Besides, you have a whole damn flock!" He said, "Jes keep a-goin, city boy!"”

“i cant wait”

“we'll see!”

“Okay, WoundedKnee, Maple, Geo, I'm in. Now you can't talk about me behind my back.

Brian, what day would you like to leave?”

“Kewl beans”

“darn
ok then we will talk about scorch behind her back.
never mind that, we do it anyway
moohhaawww

yeah your going!!”

“that was me maple”

“Scorch is gonna be there.”

“Whoo Hoo! Sweet Vicki. Thursday okay for you?”

“Bring your karaoke machine.”

“really?
that could be kinda cool and corney as heck all at the same time”

“What's she gonna do, plug it into MarkO's head?”

“"....corney as heck..."
Who's the potty-mouth now?

Just so long as that dude has the correct plug......”

“Plug it into those bolts in your neck, Frankenmark!”

“Sure.....sure, just get things grounded properly and we're doog ot og.”

“He does light a place up.”

“I could bring a generator”

“You're a big help, Knee Bone.”

“I would do anything to karoke!

Unfortunatlly, I will not have room for all that #&%!$. Big plans for the cookoff!”

“I'll come hungry!!!”

“You better!”

“I hope to be too busy with the pickers to do any cookin'.”

“What are we going to do for dinner Friday night?”

“Why, send Geo out for pizza!!”

“What? No fridge full moon?”

“I will be scouting out the campground this weekend, after which I will get together info packets for the trip.”

“e-mail me about your scouting trip.....
kbsigns@kvinet.com”

“Welcome, John!!

I see you joined up.

Dang, I haven't been back to Cranberry in three years.”

“who is snakey?”

“Not me, although I've been told that I'm dumb as a snake.”

“We have 15 yes and 12 maybe responses, so it looks as though we may get this down to about $20 for the weekend.”

“Of course, if more people sign up, the cost comes down even more.”

“COME ON PEOPLE!

This was a kick ass time last year! Sign up for this trip!”