West Virginia Car Camping Trip July 14-1 7th 2005

“Okay. If Ruby lets me drive, and i see Bambie near the road, I will do what I can.”

“Try and make it a head shot, okay?”

“I already told you.

Sheesh.”

“hmmm. I am thinking that this trip might be a possibility. Only an 8 hour drive for me....”

“yeah embear you have to go, theres going to be a pinata!”

“hell yeah!”

“Hey Div, are you going to want to ride up with me?”

“It is a good time embear!”

“although i'm still listed as a "maybe" on the trip page, all this talk of carnage is really getting me fired up!”

“Bit, are you coming through Nashville at all?”

“lol @ lyra! carnage is what you will get!

Is there anything else I can run over and bring to cook on Friday night?

raccoon? squirrel? wild turkey? Wait, no, that is what I will be drinking.
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“Nope, going through Knoxville and Chattanooga.

Let me see if there is a route through Nashville.”

“Hmmm. Ok this might not be so doable after all. I am flying back into town on the 13th and would only have 1 day at home after being away for a week. Hmmm.”

“mmm, raccoon & squirrel smoothies!”

“Going through Nashville means driving about 60 extra miles for me, one way.

Is chili still going? Maybe we can work out some kind of caravan arrangement, where you park at his place and ride up with him or me.”

“I will have a present for everyone that shows up too. Almost forgot to post that.”

“It appears that WK is tryin' to pass out bribes.

lyra, I'll bring a hand-cranked smoothie machine.

We could go "shopping" around for a beefer or a porker and spit that sucker over a fire.”

“Thanks bit. Im gonna have to think about this one.”

“No no. This has nothing to do with the cook off. Tango gave everyone a good bye gift last year so I stole the idea from her.”

“Who is bringing the apple tree this year?”

“If we can't work something out with chili I'll drive up to Nashville and fetch you, embear.”

“Ah, yes!

You gonna bake cookies, WK?”

“Nope, you cannot eat what I am bringing.”

“Okay Maple, vacation was approved so we're in. Leaving early Thursday morn.”

“I am very glad to here that :)
hope to still be able to do this trip with what has happened today.”

“Whadda ya mean, "hope"? You're coming, dammit.”

“we will save our pennies so we can still make it ok?”

“Oh-oh, what did I miss?”

“I will email you horrible pictures of my naked white butt if you don't.”

“after seeing bobos butt yours will not scare me.”

“You will lose your mind staring at the nothingness that is my butt.”

“sorry bit butt my mind is already fried at staring at nothing.”

“This is your brain:



This is your brain after my butt:

”

“moldy?”

“Scrambled!”

“hey how many days till the trip? I told my boss today that i'm not going to work those days.”

“Next Thursday.”

“this coming thursday??”

“No, sorry, next week Thursday. Day after Wednesday I think.”

“14-15-16-17 July.....today is 5 July”

“Anyone think these tropical storms or hurricanes are going to effect us?

Cindy will not, but what about the next one? Forcast shows scattered stuff.”

“There's no way to know until next week. If there is rain this week, as seems likely, perhaps the river will be up and playing in it will be possible.”

“we could all pee in it and raise it up?”

“Well, we will be peeing in it, indirectly, since the site has pit toilets...”

“We will simply be recycling beer.”

“Then we can swim in everyone's pee!”

“Thu
Jul 14 Isolated T-Storms 86°/60° 30 %
Fri
Jul 15 Scattered T-Storms 84°/61° 40 %”

“Peace on earth”

“I'm bringing tarps and my palatial screen house.

If I'm lucky I can talk a couple of 19 year old pickers into coming along.

(cue up Deliverance music)”

“I am bringing my large screen house as well. Looks like there will be plenty of bug-free lounging room available.”