Tree Beards Comments

“Just thought everyone should read this! I love it... I made a magnet and put it up on my fridge for the kids to see.

“You are a bigger dickhead than originally thought. You are a moron and the thought of you running around armed is hardly comforting.”

Treebeard
1:25:00 PM
12/09/04”

“Who is he talking about here?”

“oh tarpy be nice”

“I apologize to all the other dickheads!”

“Just call him a dick munching crack baby and be done with it. LOL!

Then again, I've always known TreeB to be a pretty good judge of character...”

“Sounds like Libel to me! Let me call my lawyer and see if we have a case.”

“What thread did that post come from?

I"ve got your lawyer's number on the back of the Yellow Pages, right here!”

“Someone stops to read notes on a refrigerator?”

“It can't be libelous if it’s true.”

“It's not libel, just common abuse, more of it I say.”

“Abuse of commoners can be fun and profitable.”

“No I think it is libel... he has defamed me.”

“THE STATE OF MARYLAND

V. COMPLAINT

TREEBEARD

Pursuant to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah...

There, I started it for ya. Now, have your attorney fill in the blanks.
last edited: 12/09/04 2:09:10 PM”

“Ha, everyone here has already defamed themselves just by their presence.

But, I guess, we'll have to wait for our legal staff to look at the case.”

“Tommy can ya hear me?

(bum-ba-bum-bum-bum)

Tommy can ya hear me?

"defamed"
Pal, you have no fame.
last edited: 12/09/04 2:11:14 PM”

“No he hasn't, go look up the defamation criteria.”

“Look it up yourself.”

“TreeBeard... it would be a Civil case... Marylandtrails V TreeBeard... not criminal!”

“Yeah, a civil case between two imaginary people.”

“How can Treebeard calling Tarp a dick head be defaming him? Being a dick head is what he's famous for?”

“Fine, then should I sub Tarprat or Marylandtrails in the caption?”

“We are not imaginary... we are just using aliases. I would be able to claim jurisdiction in maryland since the post could be viewed in maryland and since I was the one who was harmed.”

“Don't think it's tarpy. Tarpy was quite funny.”

“No it's tarpy. Lyra even confirmed it.”

“What if you owned the hat?

”

“What hat?”

“You're all doing good. Continue to keep it calm and I won't be needed here.”

“Are you going to crush my bone? now that's hot!”

“I think he likes ya, Slim...”

“are you not a male?
then you have a d i c k
then you have a head on it
so there ya go dickhead.

I rest my case.

now if you call me a breasthead, how can i get upset at the truth?”

“I'm only interested in trying to keep the peace.”

“Mapes, I just about gave myself a stroke trying to work in a name with the word "lips" in it but gave up! LOL!”

“Who is slim?”

“"....I was the one who was harmed.”
marylandtrails
2:17:27 PM
12/09/04

Hang on, I'll get you a bandaid.”

“No I think it is libel... he has defamed me.”
marylandtrails
2:03:15 PM
12/09/04

Yeah, sure...like you were famed to begin with.”

“I really don't have room to talk as I'm the king of flaming. Or is that queen?”

“Well, the dick itself has a head, breasts do not. Although the term "hood" comes to mind now........”

“Oh my god... yeah we heard that one already!”

“Bear, you are a hoodlum ! !”

“I'm more of a hood lover.”

“Mulva?”

“

“Who is slim?”
marylandtrails

I think this is "slim," the one on his feet.
a/k/a bonecrusher

LOL.
last edited: 12/09/04 3:45:37 PM”

“The yellowbelt?”

“Yes, but it's currently green.

Aikijutsu (white, yellow, orange, blue, green, brown, black, blackII, etc.)

It's lots of fun.
last edited: 12/09/04 3:51:56 PM”

“hehe good one NS”

“So which belt repels bullets?”

“this is not one of those I kick yer ass out of TT thread right?? Is it safe??”

“What kids? Lyra has kids? Tarpy has kids? Huh? What? Do sock monkeys read? Who posted the note on the magnet? Sue him.”

“Lesson 1 is avoid trouble, especially bullets. Run away, if necessary. It's better to be called a sissy than to be dead.

Gemini - No, this is a peaceful thread. And it's safe. We are waiting for legal representatives for any action. There have been some good people here. But there are a couple posters that have been bursting out with those kick-fanny remarks in some of the other strings.
last edited: 12/09/04 4:25:01 PM”

“weirdness.”