Top 10 ways to p!ss off TT'ers

“10. Call someone a d!ckhead.
9. Insult their choice of tent.
8. Tell them their sleeping bag is a piece of #&%!$.
7. Call someone a crack munching d!ckhead.
6. Laugh out loud when they pull out their homeade alcohol stove on a hike.
5. Get drunk in camp and puke in their boots.
4. #&%!$ and whine about how slow they hike.
3. Whisper around the campfire and then burst into laughter when they come back from "nature's call".
2. Piss on their tent to test the seam seals.

and...the number one way to piss off a TT'er

1. Put a turd in their pack.”

“No, "My political party is better than your's?"”

“That barely missed the tenth spot, WK.
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“ah the famous turd! :D”

“ah the famous turd! :D What about peeing in the water source?”

“The two forms of d!ckhead moved some of the others back a couple of spots.”

“What I want to know is how many of these have actually happened on a trip?

I'd have to say I've never had the pee pee poo poo things happen and no called anyone a dick head. There have been some interesting things envolving alcohol though. I'll never forget the time I was trying to sleep and the next thing I know my wife is rolling around wrestling with Rob Daley. LOL! And the funniest quote I've ever heard on a trip was, "Hey guys...can someone help me to my tent?"”

“Gee nigal, the thread isn't titled "Top ten things that happen on a trip".....besides, what happens on the trail is supposed to do what?..........that's right, stay on the trail.





Uhm...who needed help to the tent and who took that person there?”

“LOL! I'll never tell!”

“I always get a kick out of putting a couple tapeworms in someone's top ramen.”

“Maggots work better.”

“If you're really really dehydrated and you piss in your buddy's Nalgene, it can visually pass as Tang®. Try it. It works.”

“Tapeworms have a longer effect. Maggots die after you eat them... tapeworms scream, "WOO HOOOO!!!".

Maggots do better in rice anyway.”

“Or if you're really really really REALLY dehydrated you could piss on his bagle and it'd pass for peanutbutter.

Have a good dinner guys! :)
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“Gee buck, if you ever come visit my house, stay away from the damn mayonaise.”

“Do not say "crepe" to Bearmagnet. The correct work is "crispella" :)”

“that was gross :-)
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“Was it extra salty? I hope it wasn't chunky because you just might have eaten kiddney stone!!

My apologies to the entire boad...”

“Thanks a lot Gemini! Now my post looks stupid and out of context...just like me...”

“Yikes! It's crespella, not crispella.”

“What do ya mean? i did't do anything??


look at bucks post...speechless twice... that never happens. I know what he wrote though.
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“My last sick post was in responce to your last sick post but you went back and changed your sick post leaving me hanging as the only sick one. :P”

“Hey...I don't post sick posts. [smirk]



lesson learned:post a sick response 10 minutes after the previous poster has posted the first sick response.
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“Sicko!”

“Well, my sick posts are sicker than all of your s! Ha ha!”

“here...i make it up to you:

now everyoen can see I am sick and twisted.


No.11: post anoying (huh?) picture of self.”

“I ain't sayin' nothin' for 10 minutes.”

“no trust in this family, no trust.”

“Choosy mothers choose Gemini.”

“My, what lovely eyes you have.”

“huh, what did you say nigal??”

“Ya know the ad, Choosy mothers choose Jiff? Might be a yankee thing.”

“there....
just like you asked.
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“Gemini, I think Nigal is calling you a cheesy muthuh.”

“heeheee...
did he see the pic yet?”

“my eyes, my eyes please change it back”

“Whew doggy, what a beauty! Gemini, you can spread your butter on me any day. One request - shave first.”

“My what supple breasts I have! LOL! That's a winner Demini. You should send that to phil for the photo pages and create a new troll named Geminal or Nigini. We could switch off posting with the troll and reak some havock!”

“hahahahaha!!! there u go!! Good Idea!! And a new troll is born.”

“So mote it be! Handle the details and let me know when out love child is ready to be unveiled to the TT world.”

“That picture makes me want to switch to Skippy peanut butter, but I think Jiffy is supposed to be the best. Does anyone have a preference? Which one advertises itself as the more peanut buttery peanut butter? I have Skippy and Jif, and I see the ingredients are the same. How can one peanut butter be more peanut buttery when all that's in there is peanut butter (& sugar, oil), lol?”

“Allz I know is stay away from Skidmark® Peanut Butter, especially the chunky version.”

“I'd watch out for those chucks. Peanut butter is supposed to have a lot bugs in it, but no one talks about wine. All those grapes thrown in a bin outdoors with all kinds of bugs in it getting crushed.”

“More protien!!!!! Hell there drunk bugs anyways!”

“if i would listen to everything they say on TV I would be #&%!$ing starving! I am sure we eat plenty of bugs in our lifetime. I don't wanna know about it.

fact is that a human eats about 10 spiders in your lifetime while u sleep. Now multiply that by what for backpackers???

I don't #&%!$ing care as longs as I am sleeping while I am eatin' them.

RIGHT SPAM?
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“The number one way to piss off a TTer is to post of photograph of his newly wed wife in her underwear on the web.”

“heehee prosector...who did that?? that's funny.
they that reminds me...u stopped taking "guess whos this" pics??

Can I still not post the one picture of you?? oh pertty please lemme post it.”

“Yeah, I'd have to say, that's pretty high on the list...”