Hey there Support Hoes

“lol. You know who you are

Let me know if you think of another name for yourselves. You should definitely have shirts and I think those jumpsuits would look especially cool. Just an idea!

We should make sure to propose to Jeff and Jake as well. I'll mention it to Birch just in case he doesn't see this.”

“Support hoes?

Shouldn't they support themselves?”

“And me, too?”

“no - you're more of a Rogue Hoe bitpusher







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not that is a bad thing”

“We could have a TT vote on the color for these jumpsuits. Printed on the back would be the support team name and on the front could be one of those oval patches with their names on them. Oh, I just love being a fashion coordinator....she said, trying to stay on topic, as lame as the topic is.”

“Hoes should be wearing miniskirts...not jump suits.

Ever tried to get someone out of those things in the front seat of a car?”

“You're obviously not "in" chili. Support hoes are our highly valued and skilled adventure race support crew for a major expedition length race. Yes, I'm talking about Nigal and UPlover.”

“No, Support Hoes it is! It's better than Gear B!tch.

Pink jumpsuits with Support Hoes on the back and the name on the front. Please put "Lavern" on mine and "Sherlie" on UPlover's.”

“Do you want your high heels back Nigal and Dhutch, you want your fishnet stockings back? I switched back to my Levi's. Won't be needing either anymore.”

“lol Nigal and wolfeyes. Nigal I'll approach the team about the name. If anyone takes offense, I'll just cry. It should fly.

Yeah, I'll need those fishnets :-)”

“Next thing ya know UP and I will be looking like this...

”

“lmfao -

Birch forgive me for starting this thread. I did it to divert such talk on the Enertia thread.

Nigal, you and I may both be in trouble”

“wolfie, you looked good in those heels, fishnet hose and miniskirt”

“Support Hoes??

Isn't that what muggers with loose faces wear?

:-)”

“How hot will a jumpsuit be in June?

What an awesome name! I might still sign up for duty. thinking........thinking........”

“I still trying to figer out if it's wrong that I'm slightly turned on by the fact you can see nipples through that pink dress...”

“it's wrong”

“[smacking self in face] Bad Nigal!! Bad bad Nigal!!”

“Nigal, is it bad that your last post sort of turns me on???”

“I can't imagine why every woman in the world wouldn't be excited, watching Nigal slap his own face.”

“LOL! As long as it's not with a riding crop!”

“I've got 4 different lengths of whip in my tack box, plus spurs.

Note: never used on a human before, truly”

“Suuuuuuuuure....”

“TIME OUT!!!!
I will wear a jumpsuit....even a pink one, and I might even wear a miniskirt!!!
But....

I AIN'T SHOWIN NO ONE MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
LMAO”

“dhutch1, can I be the first?”

“UPlover - ok, only Nigal will be required to show nip.

Spank me - first human???? Are you sure you qualify? You appear as a troll to me. Please take no offense.”

“Okay so I am a troll. Spank me anyway? Please?”

“ok”

“Thaaaat seems to have shut everyone up.”

“Thank you dhutch1, you have made my day!

Can you describe how you're going to spank me? In detail? Please?”

“When the docs told me I needed support hose because of circulation problems with my legs, I thought I was making a positive career move. I started calculating how many ho's I would need to support myself.”

“OK if Nigal is gonna show his I think he should go get them pierced first!!!!
LOL”

“This is great!

I love the idea of naming our support crew. However if the other sponsorship deals pan out we will have to dress our "athletic supporters" accordingly.”

“What ya gonna do, Birch? Dress up like an Enertia Meal and stick a bag over your weewee and call it Tube steak in smothered underwear? Vienna sausage? Beef strokinoff?”

“Wha?


Anyway, Let's take out the e and add an apostrophe, "Support Ho's"

Role call. I miss you guys. BTW I like pizza and red bull in the middle of the night :-D”

“Wolfeyes, I jusr read what you wrote,LOL.

I am not sure if thats the type of promo my sponsors would like. But you have given me an idea for next halloween.”

“I'm thinking to fulfill one of my life goals and order a prostitute. Possibly for xmas since I think I'll be working most of it.

That way I'll be supporting a Ho and my NY resolution list may be one item shorter.”

“There is a convenience store along I-81 at Milford Pa., just south of the NY line, called HoMart (talk about convenience!!!). I stopped in there once, but I didn't like the make and model of the ho's they had in there.”

“Support Ho checkin in!!
D - I like Pizza and Red Bull in the middle of the night too....especially if the Red Bull is in the form of jagerbombs!!
It's really fun to do that at about 1:00 am and then go play softball...well attempt to play softball...lol”

“I was watching one of those chopper shows and this guy who was working all night was doing 4 cans of Red Bull funnel style. That would cause me to have siezures. LOL!

I say we call half the team gear b!tches and the other half support ho's so that way we can have b!tches AND ho's at the race!”

“Hmmmmm, surprised there aren't any ads for escort services on this thread.”

“I heard DCEscorts.com is good.

So I heard.”

“I still don't see any Escort ads. Maybe escort ads aren't allowed? I mean escort ads aren't exactly "family entertainment", are they? Although, thee are all types of Escorts, no?”

“Wow, there must be a lot of Ford lover's in DC. They haven't made Escorts in a couple of years.”

“Escorts in DC? No. Those aren't elite enough for us liberals.”

“They used to stock the vending machines here with pastries made by a company with the name "Ho-Maid".


I guess somebody told them about the "Ho" connection and they changed the name to "Home-Maid". Oh well.”

“As one who spent his teenaged years driving mom and dad's Escort station wagons I find no humor in Escort jokes. Nothing sends the teen aged girls running like a #&%!$scort wagon.”

“Nigal -

You might have had more luck with the girls if you'd had a "nice firm ball" in that wagon.”

“You might have had more luck with the girls if you'd had a "nice firm ball" in that wagon.”
Bison
12:16:02 PM
12/15/04

That might indicate testicular cancer”

“ball cancer=thread killer.

or is everyone calling for a physical now?”