No wonder the Japanese are slowly dying off

“That's a shame. Maybe I could go over there and help out with the population?”

“Maybe they are all really lousy in bed or something.”

“SO, if you dance while holding it, it's called a lap dance?”

“I wonder if it comes complete with a tummy rumble generator or a fart generator, does it come in scented as well as unscented versions?

J/K”

“and does it queef?”

“I think besides an arm it should have other anatomical features...”

“Say this tongue twister, or else...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister

(dialup unfriendly)”

“damn!”

“I wonder if that is a real game show?”

“rubber baby buggy bumpers!

What did I win, huh, huh?”

“Glad I'm not a guy. Especially in Japan.”

“I married a first generation asian-american. I have japanese inlaws. And that may be the funniest thing I have seen in months! I have to tell you, I once won a contest to see who could make the biggest dent in a school locker with my head! (And she married my anyway!) Watcha gonna do?”

“Great...I am very impressed....”

“http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister

repeat for those that missed it.”

“All I see is this.

If you are seeing this message, you either have Javascript turned off, or an old version of Flash installed.”

“all I see is "Access Denied by SmartFilter" - freeking A-R corp IT AHs”

“Bunch of guys standing around trying to pronounce a tounge twister, if you lose your twins get a HI THERE>”

“Yeah, looking back it was pretty stupid. (And a little fuzzy, to be honest). I'm just saying that dumbassery isn't restricted to the fools on game shows. And yes, it's a real game show. And it's not the worst, either. They have one called "Irritating stick", where the goal is to make it through an electrified maze, while tazering your opponents. That would have to be one HECK of a grand prize!”