Office Space (the movie)

“I know there are a lot of fans of this movie on TT. I noticed that the DVD is on sale from 12/16 to 12/18 at Circuit City for $9.99.”

“Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler.”

“I could burn down the building.”

“Cool!! I know lotsa people who would love that movie (including me).
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“Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!



It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.



I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!”

“Good luck with your layoffs!”

“Hey Peter. Watch your corn hole man.”

“We had a printer at my last job that was like the one they killed....”

“you might want to hold off. they're releasing an office space special edition. Rumor has it, in early 2005.”

“I notice you can also pick up the Britney Spears Greatest Hits album for a mere $9.99. What a deal!”

“Has anyone ever said "looks like someone has a case of the Mondays to you"

Why no! Hell no!! If someone said that to me I'd think they get there a$$ kicked.”

“If the Special Edition doesn't include extra footage of Jennifer Aniston nude, I don't care...”

“We have the bean counter in residence at my company right now. Would you believe the guy's name is of course Bob. I immediately thought of Office Space. "It's feels good to be a gangsta!"”

“If that's the movie where the guy keeps trying to get fired and they don't fire him, that was funny.”

“I believe I have seen every example of office frustration portrayed in that movie. The first time I saw it, I was blown away. We even had a receptionist with an annoying way of answering the phone the same way, every freakin' time!...and you could hear her all the way back at the map room. Good thing I spent most of the day out at my remote office and the woods.”

“I loved the scene at the beginning of the movie when the skinny white guy is singing along with the gansta rap blaring from his car radio until the black guy approaches, at which point he winds up his windows and locks the doors. LOL”

“Some of you will appreciate this

It's not as good as "porkchop sandwich" though.”

“That was awesome!”

“That was sweet!”

“That's awesome!”