Shaving in the Backcountry

“<fingers in ears>
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la”

“Say it again Bearmagnet. I don't think bitpusher can hear you.”

“Bit - You tellin me you don't shave your butt? Either for a night out on the town or to prevent Klingon attacks while backpacking????

This is prophylactic or premptive shaving, BTW

Can someone show me that font magic?”

“ROFLMFAO!”

“Where'd everyone go? Oh I get it, none of you have to deal with this.

Rigggggggggght.”

“Thread killer.




*Correction*

Thread killer with a furry butt.
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“umm well it is not an issue for me
:D~”

“LMAO! I haven't stopped smiling since my original post on the subject.

This is what I get for posting a bp topic?

LOLOLOLOL!
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“That's just it. I keep laughing so hard I can't type. This thread really is killing me!”

“I think BM post brings on a whole new meaning to the thread title.”

“Naturally hairless then, maple? lol...”

“Hmmm...there's a name for that condition but I can't think of it right now. Can anyone help me out?”

“alopecia?”

“Yep that's it. Bogie had it during the filming of "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre", that's why his hair looks so funky in that pic. It's a wig.”

“Yeah, alopecia universalis. That's it, thanks.”

“Alopecia is a term I've used in my field when rodents/rabbits have started to lose their fur.

This is a bp topic, maybe I should start a thread regarding Klingons?
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“What does toilet paper have in common with the Starship Enterprise?











They both orbit around Uranus searching for Klingons.”

“klingons can only hide in the rings of Uranus so why not get rid of the rings?
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“See, it is a bp topic. Getting rid of the rings = cutting pack weight.”

“What does toilet paper have in common with the Starship Enterprise?

Both have been defiled by hack writers?”

“Exactly! And it's also a hygene issue.”

“This thread has lasted 120 posts longer than I would have thought. It's always the weird ones that have the most legs.”

“I doubt if this is the "Most Successful Troll Post in TT History" or anything like that though.”

“##$%$@@$ $$#@@!~ %%^$#
got it?”

“Well I dont know what it is you mean by troll, to me that means you cant cross my bridge...unless there is some serious shaving going on.”

“umm, ok”

“Domino effect: Related to amusement, but a more specific fashion: starting large chain reactions in response to one's initial post. Achieving a disproportionately large response to a small action is the general theme. This is similar to how a young child that goes missing (but is actually hiding) may act with glee, seeing a large number of people conducting a massive search in response to the supposed disappearance.”

“I think it's about time for me to troll again. It's been about a year.”

“gotcha!”

“I'm assuming that the gotcha comment is referring to bit?”

“This thread sure died.”

“Everybody's out trying new places to shave.”

“Shaving to fend off klingons is kind of scary. A singly slip could cause a major problem. Thinking about this can make ones hand a bit shaky. Thinking that being shaky might cause the problem can make the hand shake more.

Wonder how women do this all the time? Maybe they wax?????”

“The condition that causes one to lose their hair is Alopecia Areata.”

“There are several conditions that cause loss of hair. In my experience it was usually a response to a substances toxicity. I would also see it from excessive grooming. Now, I would be impressed if some one could give me the "technical" term for excessive grooming.

Another cause was from "nesting". In teratology the Rabbits weren't......................processed until the last day of gestation. Sitting in a cage with a metal bar floor, they would pull out their fur to prepare a nest for their offspring with the only material they had.

Pharmaceuticals is a nasty business.”

“klingons are hairy?

what part of them is hairy?
and is bear going to volunteer to shave them?”

“Would you prefer I call them "Dingleberries"?”

“TT is not the place to share the size of your balls!”

“can't believe this thread is still on top.”

“I have read none of this, but just remembered the classic phrase I uttered within the past 10 years, that went down in the annals of newsroom history (ya had to be there, me thinks)):

"Whatdya mean, SHAVED??!"

lololol OK, maybe you need to HEAR me say it. :-)”

“I lose hair in the shower - does that mean I have Alopecia Areata???”

“WK - she's kinda sexy.”

“i lose so much hair in the shower, and everywhere else, that i can't believe i have any left on my head!”

“is shanad o'conor?
or how ever you spell it”

“my daughter once cut her hair bald, stupid girl!!
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“She cut her head? Ouch! That had to hurt!

LOL :)”

“huh em did you say something?”