Shaving in the Backcountry

“Yeah Gem, lucky for you they have the edit feature!!!”

“my daughter once cut her hair bald, stupid girl!!

This was edited for "clarity"? What the frik did it say before? LOL!


Em & Lyra - I could tell you how to stop shedding. But in order for me to diagnose exactly what's going on I need to observe the phenomenon.

Are you guys free this Sunday?
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“If only you knew, Bearmag.....”

“Well I'm pretty sure I know but I have to confirm it by visual/physical inspection.”

“I posted that before you edited.

And no, I am not free on Sunday. I will be shaving my head.”

“Maybe we should discuss this first?”

“Bald chicks are cute Bison, don't knock it 'till you've tried it...”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. You were refering to my Grem question, yes?

Bald chicks can be so sexy.


Bison - it grows back. Go with the adventure.
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“There are things I know about her head that you don't....”

“What? Scars? Tattoos? Maps to buried treasure?”

“Bald headed chicks with lobotomy scars can be so sexy”

“I wish I had a map to a buried treasure! I would shave my head for that!”

“My step-father's sister showed us her brain surgery scar when I was a kid.

My 'nads still pull up when I think about it.”

“Hear! Hear!”

“My 'nads still pull up when I think about it.”
bitpusher
2:03:14 PM
12/22/04

LMAO!


I have a map to my heart on my head.”

“Bald chicks can be so sexy.
“Hear! Hear!”
StoveStomper
1:04:22 PM

Wait a minute, y'all talking about heads?”

“What are you talking about Stovie?”

“Yes, we are talking about heads, SS...”

“embear - Nevermind. ;-)”

“SS - what did you mean? 8)”

“http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Caution: A few naughty words...Not too bad.
last edited: 1/25/06 6:18:33 PM”

“He deserved it. All people with hair deserve bad things.
last edited: 1/25/06 6:23:00 PM”

“omg that is fcking hilarious. twin cheeks vacuum sealed together....interesting”

“LOL! Nothing like sweaty razor burn!”

“LMHAO”

“This should be "bumped" for today.”

“that's disgusting, FUNNY AS HELL, but disgusting LOL”

“baby wipes are life....er, butt savers......and you can use em for a quick bath too.........and they make ya smell real purdy.............I carry em on every hike.”

“Chappy, surely you can "burma shave" this.”

“An apple a day
Is only fair
To jingle jangle
In your butt hair
Burma Shave”

“That's my role model.”

“Definitely a crappy story. or should I say chappy story!

LOL.
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““baby wipes are life....er, butt savers......and you can use em for a quick bath too

just remember to start at the head and work your way down, you can end up with @ss face if you do it the other way”

“Be carefull out there, Shaving The BackCountry. LOL”

“Ha ha, that's too funny!!!

Some Do's and Don'ts For Shaving The BackCountry

LOL again, I didn't notice that the first time!
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“Shaving in the backcountry? Next thing ya know you guys will be telling me you wipe your butts in the backcountry. I was going to say 'wipe your butt on the trail' but I've hiked with a few who would do that.”

“just drizzle some honey down your crack and let a bear lick it off”

“This story should have it's own thread--Shaving YOUR Backcountry.”

“"Your backcountry"...LMAO!!

There are just some things better left unknown about some dude's butt. LOL!!”

“Yeah, this was TMI!”

“OK - clicking on that link just got me the nastiest message I've ever seen from my company. "future attempts will prompt investigation" Careful guys.”

“by family tradition, I do not shave in the backcountry or camping.”

““OK - clicking on that link just got me the nastiest message I've ever seen from my company. "future attempts will prompt investigation" Careful guys.”
dhutch1
9:01:16 AM
1/26/06


SORRY!
Maybe, don't view it from work.
No sex, but it does have naughty words.”

“My company is a real prick about pictures (Sexual Harassment), but don't seem to care about words.

Sorry Diane!
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“ss - they probably are cracking down a bit. I'll look at it when I get home if I remember :-0”

“I have no trouble after I Manscape. Maybe this is a really large sweaty person?”

“Diane, it is very crude humor, but my sides were hurting after I read it the first time.
It was Laugh Out Loud funny.”

“i had tears! that is the grossest(<--is that a word?), funniest thing ive read in a long time.”

“hummmm - was Burma-Shave used in this adventure?”