He He He
“Sorry, I couldn't resist
:P”
“this should be under gear thread
lol”
“Hmmm. Yes, well it is lightweight and WATERPROOF”
“eeewww water proof?
yuk”
“buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>;D”
“Sunshine started it :o)”
“.....BOB died awhile back...I sure am lonely........he will be missed :(”
“BOB died awhile back...I sure am lonely........he will be missed :(”
divinity
6:55:56 PM
12/23/04
div's cry for help”
“She came to the right place. Half a dozen studs, no doubt, have left their wife and kids crying at the tree to rush off to her aid.”
“...and I am home alone until Sat pm.......no roomy...no kids.......a 12 pack of beer...and TT...wooo hoooooooo”
“Biz, please be careful not to chip your teeth. Dental work is expensive.”
LOL @
“birch...thanks, I got tea and honey splattered all over my monitor.
I'll be someones BOB...just shove a few batteries up my @ss and I'll vibrate all night long for you.”
“
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“Maybe I should have bought someone one of these, I may get some sleep then ;op”
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last edited: 12/24/04 11:43:22 PM”
“Biz's cry for a Xmas gift...how appropriate..it's Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone.”
“Raising testosterone levels too high could cause beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne, he added.
This explains a lot.”
“Could grow a beard on a tree, even... I would suppose.”
“
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“A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.
But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2˝-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.
Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.
They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.
As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005220835,00.html”
“Last line of the article:
'An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.” '”
“I bet she's wondering who removed the object from her while she was unconscious!!!”
“
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“"O", that was interesting....and embarassing.”
“I shouldn't have posted this gem late on a Friday. Here it is again for all the work-day slackers:
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.
But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2˝-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.
Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.
They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.
As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005220835,00.html”
“Here's the "girls' thread".”
“
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“Divinity went to a 'specialty' store to buy herself a new BOB. The salesmen showed her everything on the display counter, but Divinity just couldn't find the right fit. Finally, the saleman told her for just a little more money she could get this new high tech item they had just got in.
This specialty BOB he told her was voice activated and was self controlled. he took it out of teh safe, inserted long life batteries and pulled over a mock female vagina.
He said, "BOB, vagina" and the BOB lifted into the air and flew at high speed into the mock vagina and proceeded to do what BOB's do. he said another command and the BOB disengaged and flew back down to the counter.
Divinity immediately purchased the item and took it home. Once home she locked all teh doors, took out the BOB and said, "BOB, Vagina" and away it went. Divinity settled down to some enjoyable moments of TTing, but then realized she had forgotten to ask the saleman how to make it stop.
She immediately called the store but the line was busy. She called again, still busy. Now things were getting uncomfortable and decided to go down to teh store right away. But she was to 'shook up' to drive so she decided to take the bus.
Thowing on a loose fitting sundress she walked down to the bus stop with the bottom of her dress showing quite a bit of activity down there. The bus arrived and as she started up the steps, the bus driver noticed and asked her what it was.
Divinity said, "Its my BOB."
The Bus driver, looking like he didn't believe her said, "A BOB my @ss."
With a whoosh of motion, Divinity's problem was solved.”
“man o man... now thats funny.”
“I have one of those inflatable, anatomically correct sheep. Its (her?) name is Dolly. My high school girls' rugby team presented it to me at the awards exchange when we were visiting Victoria, BC - in front of all the kids and coaches/teachers and a crowd of parents in 2000.
I keep it in the trunk as our rugby mascot. When I cross the border to get my US mail or go camping -when the customs officers used to look in the trunk soon after 9-11 (they don't bother any more) they would put it on top of everything, but they never asked me a question about it.”
“My request was for a GOG, Violin, not a BOS!”
“
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“Hyway, I didn't know you knew Divinity. I am sure she will be glad you blabbed it all over TT”
“Where can I rent this movie?”
“I didn't know divinity filmed her purchase?”
“Biz and Bob is always a pleasant thought.”
“Oops, time to report back to the "going blind" thread...”
“GOG=BOG. There's a short in my computer.
Between the keyboard and the seat.”
“What makes me think that telling the border patrol people that the sheep sex doll in your trunk was a gift from some of your students would only make things worse?”
BOB has a companion
