Kids say the darndest things

“Are you sure it wasn't "poo"? We all know what that means...”

“Today we got a letter from Abby's new school saying that the teacher assignments willbe on the door tomorrow at 4pm. I told her we could go and see who her teacher will be and that school starts in less than a week.

She got this freaked out expression on her face and whispered that she was alittle bit scared. I told her it would be okay and reminded her how much fun she had at kindergarten roundup this spring. She then got this exasperated tone and told me it wasn't any good going to a new school and that she didn't even know where the time out spot was!”

“Mother's just don't understand. ;-)”

“The kid knows what's important, lol.”

“LOL. I'll bet she finds out where that spot is soon enough.

I've been shocked with the amount of homework each evening from first grade. He's in his 3rd week now, I believe.”

“That's just craziness! Poor kid gets short changed on summer.”

“I want to cry very time I see Austin on the playground - I can't believe he's in kindergarten! He can't either. :)
This morning he said he wanted to go to daycare today because he went to school yesterday. His sister very patiently explained that he had to go to school EVERY day, LOL...”

“Our little ones room is right next door to our computer/office rm. As I am sitting here I can hear her talking in her sleep. All I was able to pick up was "yes yes, I make those pretty good" and "do you want another".”

“Laurel asked about the storm this morning and I told her it passed us. "But Mommy, I wanted to meet Ernesto! We were going to fly a kite!" That was very cute.”

“lol!”

“got to mark the calender. my 16 year old talked to me about SEX yesterday. He started it! One of his comments more to himself then to me was "mom, why am i talking to you about this? anyway....yadayada"

that was teh first time HE ever started to talk about it.

oh, and it's not SEX if you masturbate. You may call it that, but it's not. that's what I learned. that and many more things.

not sure if I should be happy or scared.”

“had a talk with my son and the gf's daughter the other night about sex, and aids and stds and pregnancy. It was very interesting. The kids just listened and asked questions more than anything, they giggled a little but not much - welcome to the club.

the boy is 15 in a month and the girl there is 14 in Jan.

My son is in high school now (freshman) and apparantly attracting a lot of attention - he got noticed by a Sr. when we were in the mall the other day - she asked him, "you go to RVHS right?" said she'd seen him, etc, etc......”

“I got out of the shower the other day and was about to wipe off the mirror when something caught my eye. Apparently during some previous shower my 8y/o daughter came into the bathroom and wrote "I love you dady X!" in the steamed up mirror. They were at their moms that morning, so it was REALLY cool to see that. I almost choked up for a minute. My kids are freakin awesome!”

“lol, yeah it's freaking scary if you see how the girls change around your boy huh?

their whole attitude is different. it's so damng weird.

i tought my kid that he won't get it up without a rubber.

lol na, but I did tell him to not only depend on the girls about protection if he ever needs to protect himself.”

“LOL

i've been pretty open and frank with Alex for a few years now about safe sex and the risks, with sarah too.

i figure knowledge is power.”

“OMG, our kids actually are "sexual beings"? You mean they're "normal humans?"

#*$%%$&#, what are we gonna do?? What a crisis!!!

OK, so (most) of you know I'm trying to be a little humorous here, BUT... for those of you too up-tight to realize it.. guess what... ALL human beings are sexual... it's "normal", and that includes your teenage son/daughter.

Pleaae learn to deal with it... (it will help you as much as it does your offspring!!)”

“well said.. LOL”

“You can turn off the tirade font, Wanderer.”

“thank you”

“What tirade, Treebait? Did you read this part of my post???

"OK, so (most) of you know I'm trying to be a little humorous here,”

“we talk about "it" [heehee j/k with the "it"] all the time, you have too; I was trying to say I was surprised that for the first time HE started the conversation. I wasn't execting that. Normally I am the one who starts it.”

“well i went with my daughter today on her visit to the gyn, she has hpv. had the leep procedure 3 weeks ago and things are looking good for her. the doctor kidded me because i hid my face while he was doing the check-up. he asked if i had ever changed her diapers...btw shes 23.
while talking to my 20y/o son about a friend that has a 9m/o daughter i reminded him to always pratice safe sex. don't worry mom, his motto "don't be a fool, wrap your tool".
we're open when talking about sex.”

“whats hpv?”

“human pa(something else) virus”

“http://www.health-science-report.com/cgi-bin/alotek.cgi?topics=2&article=451

precancerous condition of the cervix spread by sexual contact. men have no symptoms, they can just spread it.”

“I'll have to share that motto with my son. he'll like that!

I'll have to share that article with my daughter, she won't like that so much.”

“I am picking up my daughter tomorrow and she is bringing her friend. They want to go to Gatlinburg. Although I avoid it like the plague, it only took her about a minute to get me to give in.

So, I will be up there with two 12 y/o girls. Someone send the valium.”

“I love you dady X

are you related to professor x of the x-men?”

“I am he.


that is a hug. like "XOXO" hugs and kisses”

“So, I will be up there with two 12 y/o girls. Someone send the valium.”
chili
8:11:29 PM
9/07/06

Come on chili, you know you will have a ball. ;-)
Just be a kid with them for a while.”

“God help me. One of our cats has had hairballs lately, so he gets sick. His food is a yellow color, so guess what color something else is. Laurel found fresh cat sick the other day, and had to tell me all about it. For two hours. So just now, she comes up to me, asking if vomit was yellow and if I'd seen any. She then announced she was on a quest for the Yellow Vomit, but if she found any I'd have to clean it up for her because it's yucky. All this from a recently turned 4 year old.”

“Thats excellent treebait! A noble quest indeed. Abby will tell us in sheer disgust when one of our dogs pukes.”

“I'll spare you all with the exact quotes, but we've had some good ones from the kids in reference to the new baby and breast feeding.”

“Lol Dayhiker! I can imagine!”

“Oh come on, dayhiker..... spill.... ;-)”

“Congratulations Dayhiker!!!!!!...wooo hooooo!!!!.....”

“so last night i was talking to alex (15) right before bed and he says "oh, hey dad, this friday can i spend the night at Frankie's house with her and some of her friends?"

I did a double take and gave the "Let me think about it" answer. He immediately came back with "OMG Dad, do you think I'm stupid - nothings gonna happen"

I still said, Let me THINK about it and probably talk to her parents.

WOAH - gotta say, I didn't see that one coming!

LOL”

“But Daaaad, puleeez!”

“OMG Dad, do you think I'm stupid - nothings gonna happen

he's stupid if something doesnt happen”

“He's a player.

I am outgoing pres for the local Kiwanis club. My kids like trophies and were checking out the plaque I got at yesterdays meeting. Emma (4) asked what it was for. I said for being pres. She replied, "You're not the President, you're our daddy."”

“LOL, Emma knew which job was more important.”

“you need a "Daddy For President 2008" shirt”

“They had some great lines over the weekend and I'm totally drawing a blank on them. I try to write all that stuff here so I'll be sure to have it for future use.”

“that's superb Dayhiker!”

“I try to write all that stuff here so I'll be sure to have it for future use

LOL...now that belongs on the "you know you're addictted to TT" thread...when you document your kids memories on TT instead of a photo album”

“LOL MANY years ago my little daughter walked into Headquarters (think she was 4 or 5) to bring me some stuff. She walked up to my Engineer and said, "I am looking for my daddy."
My engineer looked at her and said,"Okay sweetie whats his name?"

She looked thoughtful for a minute and confidently replied,"DADDY."

(LOL) a few seconds later dispatch paged the station for me...you could hear the laughing.”

“:-)”

“lol XL, my son did that a long time ago once when he called the office - luckily it was a pretty small office and the receptionist knew who he was, it was cute.”

“coochie coochie coo”

“The other night Abby's eye light up at dinner. She scoots around the table and whispers in my ear that she has a surprise for us after dinner, HER TREAT. I ask her what the surprise is and she says we're going to Dairy Barn (like DQ)! I then question her how she's going to treat and she tells me she needs to get some money from me. =)”