Kids say the darndest things

“not anything that was said, but my second-grade class thought the word "wean" was pretty funny. teacher-said-a-naughty-word looks were clandestinely shared amongst the class”

“LOL..new friend brought her kids by the office today to chat. She is out running errands and thought they would drop by unannounced.

SO I said hi, took them around to the differnt divisions, then we go to my office to chat and let the kids get a coke. I got up to get something from the printer and I heard the 8 year old say to her sister (11 yrs), "Mommy thinks he has a cute ass, but remember don't tell him."

LOL...suddenly they had to take off to take care of stuff (LOL).”

“So, you want to let us all know you are a really hot guy and the ladies are running your door in and waiting in line to be taken out for 'weekend hikes' with you? Say, how does 'new friend' feel about it that yesterday you made out a date for a hike with 'weight room girl' for this weekend?

Can you send a photo of your ass? Me and my friend would like to judge how hot or not it really is.
Thanx.”

“Maybe he should just post a picture of it so we all can judge it. "New Friend" just may have no standards.”

“LOL...Sass is probably closer to the truth. Hey its fun just enjoying life for the first time in a long time.
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“Good for you Dan. Truly all that matters is that "New Friend" likes your ass, not what any of us think. ;) Hope you get some soon!

(And I hope I get some soon too. 8 more days...)”

“HEY How is Birch doing?”

“Good, out in the field now until next Thursday. Rain, snow and tornados and all. Got a Go on Land Nav and RTO, now needs one more on ATL or TL. Is doing Spies and Fries junk and having loads of fun. Or at least he was until he had to start sleeping in a hole in the ground.”

“until he had to start sleeping in a hole in the ground.”
Sassafras


Sounds like some trips I've been on.”

“Tell him we are praying for him.”

“I will. Won't get to talk to him again until he's graduated and on his way home though. And thank you for the prayers.”

“Can you send a photo of your ass? Me and my friend would like to judge how hot or not it really is.
Thanx.”
Euro hike
11:16:02 AM
4/03/09

lol....”

“Reece got a Mario game for the Wii that he's been all over. He woke us up a few weeks ago when he got up at 4am to play it, baby Addie heard him, and he was in her room talking to her. He had gotten up, gotten dressed, and made his bed.

This morning he came in around 4:00 asking something. On the way to school my wife found out that "the clock said two-three-zero" when he got up, played the game until "four-something" and came down to check on us. He was fully dressed. He has two tests today and tonight we're having an office get together at a minor league baseball game in B'ham that doesn't start until 7:00. It's gonna be a fun day to be a parent.”

“LOl our son is a night bird. break that habbit now”

“LOL...hahahaaaaaa.......well..he made his bed!!!!!”

“He's usually up by 6:30, sometimes earlier, but Mario and Luigi have made him an even earlier riser.”

“My nephews didn't slow down on their video game obsession until they noticed girls had interesting bumps on the front of their shirts.”

“That about when I quit playing games too.”

“�LOl our son is a night bird. break that habbit now�
The Dutchess of Road Kill
6:49:53 AM
5/15/09

As opposed to what the Dark Lords in Lord of the Rings said, "Break that Hobbit now."

The other night I got the lovely chance to drive my friend's daughter home (friend's care was loaded with stuff from a party). We had a rather fun chat (daughter is 14 and VERY intelligent)over the 30 minute drive.

When we got home she went into the house and brought out a bag for me to "keep tonight and bring back tomorrow".

Apparently her 9 year old sister will get up in the middle of the night to play video games. She gave me the power supply (LOL).”

“I think we're going to either lock the playroom door at night or just start keeping the Wii downstairs.”

“I could never keep quiet enough to pull those late night game sessions off. Mom always woke up and she was none too happy about it either.

Reese has either has mad stealth gaming skills or y'all sleep like the dead. lol”

“It helps that the baby was in bed with us because of the thunderstorms and her room is right next to the play room. We're at opposite ends of hte house, on different floors, and he has the good sense to close the door. He's a sneaky little booger.”

“LOL, Dayhiker!

Laurel can't sneak around worth beans, and for that I'm grateful.”

“LOL!

I love that he made his bed AND got dressed. Kind of makes it hard to get mad at him, eh? That sneaky little booger of yours is also a smart little booger. :)”

“�LOL, Dayhiker!

Laurel can't sneak around worth beans, and for that I'm grateful.�
treebait
11:00:33 AM
5/15/09

this is a skill she may learn as she gets older (hint, make her room right next to yours )”

“it already is, dork, which drives me nuts some times.”

“Emma has a Cinderella costume her Nana made. Addie likes to wear the skirt as a sleeveless dress. She'll pull it up to her armpits and it will come below her knees. Last night she'd had an accident and was looking for panties. I picked up the ones in the floor and she freaked. She knew they were wet and I did not. After we got the girl some panties she said, "I need my 'Ella dress to cover my boooooo-Beeeeees!" We found the 'Ella dress and covered up those boooooo-Beeeeees.”

“Baby Addie now tells me when I put her on the potty for #2, "Go Away Daddy! Go Bye-Bye!"

Girl wants her privacy.”

“lol”

“Grace used to do that too. She would say something along the lines of Daddies are not supposed to watch princesses go poopies”

“That's hilarious WK.”

“lol...how sweet!!!...my son was scared to DEATH of the potty when he was small...used to scream bloody murder.....I have no clue why....”

“My daughter was also afraid of the potty. She didnt want to accidently end up in "heaven" like the little mouse that she saw flushed by her daddy.”

“Oh that's sad! :(

Funny but sad...”

“The funniest part was all the little toys that she subsequently flushed so the little mouse would have things to play with in "Heaven". Our septic was scattered with weeble farmers, my little ponies, and strawberry shortcake jewelry.”

“LMAO...ok...now that's funny!”

“Very good stuff.

She's not afraid of the potty. Big sister used to be afraid of the automatic flush toilets. She called them, "Magic potties." If I was in front of her doing the paperwork and stood up, the sensor would catch that motion and flush while she was still sitting. It really freaked her out about all toilets for quite awhile.”

“My son gets speech therapy once a week in our home. Before the therapist, Ms. Megan, comes my wife runs around the house like a banshee cleaning, trying to make the house look presentable. The other day she was cleaning just because and Max looks at her and says "Ms. Megan coming?"”

“Lol”

“lol!”

“That's awesome.”

“When they get older, they don't say cute things anymore.

They call and ask for money.”

“Emma was telling me what all they did at her aunts last week. Evidently Little Seisures Pizza was a blast.”

“Just wait until she informs you she needs a prom dress.”

“...or a military ball.... but we found a fully beaded black dress for $35 at Dillards!!!!”

“That is the steal of the century, divinity.”

“:)...yes...I LOVE a bargin....I admit it...I am a tightwad....”

“Fully beaded??

Is that water-proof and breathable?”

“lol..hahahaaaaaa”