Kids say the darndest things

“I read that as fully bearded.......”

“This week is our church's vacation bible school. My wife is in charge of it. Now that everything is planned she just gets to wander from room to room making sure everything is going smoothly. We actually have a science section. Yesterday they were doing something with hot water and food coloring to show how things expand and flow. When my wife was in their the teacher passed along how things went with Reece that morning. He thought the experiment was cool and then tied that into volcanoes. He went on and on about them then said that another cool thing you can do is to get a beer bottle and take it to the bottom of a pool with the opening face down to keep water from getting in and then turn it the other way and it acts like a rocket ship as it goes back to the surface. My wife was horrified. I thought it was hilarious.”

“Science in church??? Frankly I'm appalled.

Speaking of kids and alcohol, Liam likes to "cheers!" I started doing it with him when we both had bites of food so he'd see we were eating the same thing and so he'd put his bite in his mouth afterward to imitate me. So for the past month, about 100 times a day, he says "cheers" and touches his cup to mine, or a toy to another toy, or one of his feet to the other one...LOL!”

“I would think your kid would say the damnedest things, Lyra.

>8^b”

“Nothing wrong with a little religion and science cohabitating.”

“Evie: Where are we going?
Gordie: Crazy.
Evie (without skipping a beat): Where are we going next?”

“our 3 year old told my wife this morning "mommy, you have big boobies, i have iddle boobies"”

“what size did she say yours were?”

“lol...hahahaaa....”

“Well that is probably true...smart kid!

Liam knows where his boobies are, and he likes to "look at Daddy's boobies," which I tell him to do a lot. He won't nurse on Daddy's though, unfortunately. :-( I guess he finds the hair unappetizing.
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“Welll this thread could take a really NASTY turn...(LOL)”

“To be honest, I was sort of at a loss for words.”

“WHAT???

LOL.”

“How old is Liam now?”

“HAHA! I figured you perverts would enjoy that. Even though he never latches on, it's worth it to try to get him to, to see the look of terror on Rob's face. :-D Don't tell me your wives never tried that on you??

Liam's almost a year and a half old!!! A big toddler boy.”

“Took my Daughter to Dallas this weekend for an REI run and as we were riding we were discussing various problems.

I brought up the fact that I have ADD and OCD which is good because I cannot stay on a topic long enough to obsess on it (LOL)

She looked at me and said," I have ADSO"

when I asked what it was she said,"Attention Deficit, ooooh Shiny Object!"”

“lol...hahahhaha....cute!!!”

“Laurel just told me she doesn't want to stay in the same tent with us, because "it'll be hot and you'll both smell really bad."

Temps for that part of the Smokies are mid to upper 80's for our trip.
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“That is warm for the Smokies. Where are you camping?

While driving around in the Smokies last weekend I was talking to baby Addie while looking in the mirror at her. She kept saying for me to look at her with my mouth. Look at me where I can see your mouth. She wanted me to turn around and face her. I declined...I was driving afterall.”

“We're staying in Elkmont.”

“lol..hahhaaaaaa”

“Cool. Lots of bears out this year. We saw 7 last weekeend.”

“Last night Addie kept asking to watch, "Mary and the Pops?" She was quite adamant. We thought she meant Mary Popins. My wife asked her to get the video case and she came back with a Barbie video. It had a clip of "The Princess and the Pauper." That's what she was asking for. Mary and the Pops?”

“God, weren't those the times.

Mine ask for $50 and the keys at night.”

“i hear ya chili!”

“Abby painted her nails today. I bought her a nail pen yesterday, kinda like a fine tipped paint pen w/ nail polish in it for making details like little flowers or polka dots. She got done and showed me her left foot, with little white hearts on each toe, then her fingers with dots like dice, from 1-5 on each fingernail. Then she sticks out her right foot and says "And how do you like my bird scat?"! And yes, it looks like some bird splatted on her toenails, lol.”

“CPS will not be amused. ;-)”

“dice? Does she rub her hands together and mutter, "Give momma some snake eyes!"”

“"Emma do my hair like yours so we can go rock it out!"

---baby Addie (age 3)


What do you do with that?”

“Start piano lessions

Grace told Barbie the other day that when she groes up, she wants to sell ice cream to people.”

“been there, dont that. got a great tan and legs like armstrong”

“Conversation with my 15 yo daughter on the way home from school yesterday ...

me: "So have you narrowed down your college choices anymore?"

her: "Why do I have to go to college anyway?"

me: "Because someone has to pay taxes."

her: "Doesn't everyone have to pay taxes?"

me: "Well, no, up to a certain income level you don't have to pay income taxes."

her: "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

daughter in the back seat: "Great dad, you just gave her ideas."”

“she did come to the realization that she would be dirt poor, i hope”

“our 3 year old ran in to our 18 month old this morning and knocked her over...he said "i need to watch where i'm going."”

“lol...hahahahaha...I LOVE this thread...I get soooo excited when I see it cause I know I'm going to laugh!!!!!”

“I was telling Laurel during dinner how I slipped and hit my head on a rock once. She asked if I got any brain damage from it. ;P”

“did you lie?”

“Laurel takes after her dad, doesn't she? ;-)”

“OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his
teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by
this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

“i was giving my kids a bath the other day...my daughter fell on her butt and started crying...my son asked me "ellwie's butt cack got a boo boo in it?"”

“LOL”

“At the museum last weekend, we put Charlie on this display pirate. I had been saying AAAAAARRRRRRRRR ever since walking in, pointing at the different displays. He turns and looks at this guy, then faced the camera and says...AAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

”

“http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=3705885&id=577767789

is this the same pirate???”

“"content not found" Div. You were just in Chicago, right? If so and you happen to visit the Field Museum, them, most likely, yes.”

“LOL..yes..I have a picture of my granddaughter sitting with that very Pirate...he was quite a popular guy!!!...the pic is on my facebook...”

“I think my son (9) has a future as a baseball player or a rapper. He seems to have his hand on his junk a little too much. Last night he was laying on the ottoman as I called out spelling words. My wife calls out, "Reece, get your hand off that so your brain will work." I replied, "Are those words to live by?" She grins and says, "YES!"

We didn't have a wifes say the darndest things thread.”

“My daughter, age 15 at the end of the Black Oak Arkansas concert, (in reference to the lead singer who is a bit past his prime):

"I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. It was funny AND scary".”

“Was Ruby Starr wearing panties?”

“LOL, Ruby Starr is long gone from this life.”