Kids say the darndest things

“My son was watching me changing my brakes the other day. I was having problems getting a lug nut off and ended up breaking the lug and of course said a few choice words. My son ran inside and said "Mommy, daddy broke his nut!".”

“Too funny! How old is he?”

“almost 5”

“Lol...ut oh....my 7 yr old neice squirted her dog with a spray bottle and he ran off...she said "get back here you #&%!$"...lol...”

“She said pu$$y...sheesh...”

“Her mom and aunt thought it bad...I guess TT did too”

“Liam was playing a computer game that wanted him to find different animals yesterday: "I don't see any damned elephant!!"

And when he was talking about all the things we'll be able to do together now that I'm done chemo: "We'll be able to go to the ice cream place EVERY DAY!!!" Actually that is my dream come true. ;)”

“:-)”

“my son came home from his second day of kindergarten yesterday and said "i met the cutest girl i've ever seen today"”

“lyra, I hope yall eat lots and lots of ice cream together.”

“Oh we will, dayhiker...thanks.”

“So far my 3 yo daughter has informed me that:

1. She is not my kid
2. Mommy is the boss, but the robots are in control.”

“ha!”

“Lol....hahahahaaa!”

“LOL, my 3 yo went through a phase where every time i said i love you, she'd say "i don't love you, i only love mommy"...i don't think she understood that it was possible to love more than one person and if there was only one, of course it was gonna be mommy”

“Lol...hahahaha....I love this thread!!!”

“oddly enough the comment about the robots proved to me that she really is my child.

When she was 2, in the midst of a "you need to sit down in the shopping cart" battle, she yelled quite loudly (in the middle of walmart) "STOP IT! MEAN DADDY", which was quickly followed by a much softer "it's okay, I still love you".”

“Laurel asked a hum-dinger of a question the other day that I won't repeat. I blame David Attenborough and his speech about cuttlefish for it.”

“I love this thread. When my kids were little and they asked one of those hum-dinger questions for which I had no good answer, I would say "Gee, I don't know. What do you think?"”

“hahaha! very cute. Liam wants to marry ME, btw.

And we have this conversation several time a week...he does not understand about the chicken:

Liam: "Mommy, do you like chicken?"
Me: "I like it, but I don't eat it."
Liam: "But it's yummy."
Me: "Yes, but I feel sorry for the chicken."
Liam: "Oh. But *I* don't feel sorry for the chicken." (munch munch munch) "Are you sure you don't want to try it?"
Me: "No thank you."
Liam: "You should try it, you might like it."
Me: "I do like it, but I'm not going to eat it."
Liam: "Oh." (munch munch munch)”

“LOL, what a hoot! Man some seriously awesome names ... Laurel and Liam .... sweeeet! Treebait, the funniest thing ever is teaching your kids all about mating, man can you get detailed. And then you can tell some things about adult sex.... when they're ready for it. But BAM does the light bulb explode when you when you punch the "honey adult men and women mate too, just like animals, it's just called something different, when adults mate it's called sex" ticket. LOL, you can see they're little brains churning a million miles a second!!! I'll never forget my middle one, she caught it right off the bat!”

“Lyra don't eat chicken .......














.....but she shore likes the bone!







........der nerner nerner ner nerner .......”

“Heyull, yaknow if it weren't fur a cupla Yinglings I'd know what there, they're, and their are, but .... rekkin right now I don't.”

“Haha, this just happened:

Liam: "Will you do me a favor?"
Me: "Sure...?"
Liam: "Okay, thanks!"
(long pause)
Liam: "Well, what kind of favor are you gonna do me?"”

“Kid's on the ball. :-)”