Kids say the darndest things

“Thats cool "dude", he be the man.”

“I was out last night with a group from thebackpacker. So my wife took the kids out to dinner for a "girl's night out". My youngest daughter is 3 and has gotten into a weird phase. Her whole stream-of-consciousness in her head comes right out of her mouth.

So my wife orders, and the waitress starts to walk away. My youngest says (very loudly) to my wife:

"Mommy, her boobies are just as big as yours!"

Happily the waitress laughed about it. My wife wanted to crawl under the table.”

“LOL techntrek! That sounds like something my 3 year old would say!
Last night we were watching the news, and they had a story about a 14 year old who stole a school bus in Michigan, complete with police video. Laurel saw the bus and started chanting "Go bus go! Go bus go!"”

“The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round...


AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH. Get it out of my head!!!”

“LOL.......hahahahahhahaha....I love this thread!!!!!
I can't wait to have grandkids!!!!!”

“A friend of mine is having a baby, probably last night in fact. For the last few months, I've been forwarding him stuff yall post from this thread.

LOL

boy is he in for a shock!”

“Those are both hilarious.

This is a friend of a friend type of story, but our former secretary told the story of her grandaughter when she was 6-8 years old. One day she walked in the bathroom as mom was getting ready. She said, "Mom, you sure do have long, pretty boobies."”

“LMAO...hahahahahahaahaha....
gravity is NOT a womans friend....

Dayhiker I LOVE your stories......BUT they are better when you tell them in person.....

Purple is my fav color too...everytime I say purple , I think of your daughter!!!”

“Great stories all.
I love this thread too.”

“LMAO..what is it with kids and boobs...

Our cat, "Happy" had kittens about a month ago. This week my neighbors were over admiring them and my 6 year old looked at me then announced to everyone on the block "mama, Happy has bigger "milkers" than you!"”

“div - I don't get the purple ref? Maybe this is it. When you ask Emma her favorite color she says, "My favorite collah is pink and puhhhrple" She's all southern.”

“LOL...That's it......you told us that in Feb at Sipsey!!!!...I love it......”

“I don't remember if I've shared this story before or not.

A friend of a friend was on maternity leave from work. While on leave she came to work with her new baby. She also brought her 5 year old son along for the visit. While there, her 5-year-old asked her for money for the vending machine. She gave some coins to him and then said, "Now what do you say?" He replied, "You're thin and beautiful, Mommy."”

“Oh, that's classic. That boy will go far.”

“LOL>.hahahahaha..oh THAT is wonderful...LOL....”

“Lol, Ruby!”

“lmao, Ruby!!”

“Ruby, Ruby, Ruby....
Are you SURE it was a 'friend', and not yourself???? LOL”

“SS - she can't be preggers, her man doesn't show up for another few weeks.”

“Awwww, Stovey. You're such a suck up. And I love ya!!!

LOL”

“time travel, dude.”

“I've met Ruby and it did seem like something she would teach her kids to do. LOL”

“Ruby, I only suck up to the women I like. ;-)”

“Nope, wasn't me. But I wish I had thought of it. :D”

“..what is it with kids and boobs

i was at the video store the other day and a young couple was there with their young toddler....just walking....

he headed for the adult section and the father scooped him up before he could get to his destination....apparently hes been back there behind the swinging doors before...his mom said the last time he went back there and looked at the video boxes and said "boobies!"





this is a story i heard i have no idea if it is true........a young girl was sitting at the barber waiting for her father to be finished.. as she was waiting, sitting in one of the barbers chairs, eating a hostess twinkie, the barber said to her "honey, youre gonna get hair on your twinkie" to which the little girl replied "and mom says im gonna get boobs, too!"”

“I think I told this already but I'm too lazy to check.
In a movie theatre once, one of my little ones said very loudly "Look, you can see her nibbles".”

“I have 2 to start the day off with.

My son:

Our town is west of the Army base where most of the chemical warfare training took place. All of those munitions are being incenerated and the whole area has evac plans. Because of this our storm warning sirens have voice capability. Whenever there is a storm you hear the siren and also hear a voice repeating the warning. This past weekend my in-laws kept the kids. They were swimming and a storm came through. They were told they had to get out of the pool because a thunderstorm was coming. Reece says, in (insert hometown) we hear heaven when thunderstorms come. He thinks that the voice he hears is God warning up that a storm is coming. Yesterday the local EMA (Emergency Managment) director spoke at my Kiwanis group. She got a kick out of that story.

My daughter:

She loves the song Hollaback girl. We bought the CD only to find that it's full of the "s" word. We played it on the drive Sunday night after picking them up from the in-laws. Everytime that word was said my wife would say "Stuff" very loud. Emma has never heard the "s" word and didn't realize it was a no-no. Monday afternoon she's in her Snow White costume and was in front of the mirror singing this song. My wife hears, "The $hit is bananas, B-anan-as" over and over. She finally realizes she's not saying stuff and goes in to investigate. She says, "Emma, what's bananas?" I don't know. Emma, what's bananas? Emma gets in front of the mirror again and starts the song. When she gets to that part of the song, she looks at my wife and very matter of fact says, "The $hit is bananas." My wife keeps a straight face and explains it's a bad word and we don't say that and you'll get in trouble,.....Emma starts crying. She explains that Emma is not in trouble because didn't know it was a bad word. Very funny exchange on all that.”

“LMAO.....how wonderful children are!!!!!!

I LOVE this thread......”

“This isn't a statement, but a discovery of sorts.


I just walked into the bathroom. In the sink was a glass full of a disgusting looking mixture. When asked about it, Luke told me it's his experiment of water, Gatorade, toothpaste and spit, which he mixed up with his toothbrush. BLECH!!!”

“Yuck!”

“Dayhiker, you can download a radio friendly version of that song from the internet.”

“This is a bad one. We took Laurel swimming last night, and she had really bad swimsuit wedgie, so I tried to readjust the back of her suit. She turned to me and yelled "Mommy! Get out of my butt!"”

“Uh-huh!”

“That's hilarious.”

“Ha Ha!”

“How cute! LOL”

“Well, get out of her butt! LOL”

“LOL, treebait.

The joys and tribulations of parenthood!”

“I think after I posted it, it sunk, but check out the two I posted just above tb's. In one, Emma gets caught using the "S" word, and in the other one Reece thinks God is audibly talking to him.”

“I read those, Dayhiker. Sorry about the S word incident. Did you catch my post after that, about radio and kid friendly versions of songs? I've considered getting the "safe" version of a certain Low Fidelity Allstars song for years.”

“I missed it tb, thanks. Also, not trying to bring up old stuff with a "Look at me" but I added that stuff when the thread was just about to slide off the board.”

“HAHA, treebait...hope you were at a public pool, that would be even better w/tons of people around to hear!”

“Yep, Laurel's now having a hissy fit because we're all out of broccoli.”

“LOL...sooo cute...this is my fav thread....thanks for sharing with us!!!!!”

“Funny!”

“broccoli????
Y'all must be raisin' that kid right. ;-)”

“Way to go Treebait...a child who likes broccoli!!!!.....woooo hooooo!!!”

“my kids liked broccoli when they were little - still do - except when they were little we called it "trees".”

“My son won't eat a cheeseburger, but will eat raw bell pepper all day long.”

“Roam...my kids called em trees to ...and LOVED Green Bell Peppers....would eat them like apples......I could never keep them...and black olives....had to put them on all their fingers.....”