For BearMagnet:

“Ten thousand flowers in spring,
The moon in autumn,
A cool breeze in summer,
Snow in winter.
If your mind isn't clouded by unnecessary things,
This is the best season of your life.
--author unknown”

“I know that author, hung himself during the Blizzard of '76-'77 in Buffalo.”

“BS!”

“LOL!

OK. The author lived in the South and would 'copter in to his McMansion in the Rockies for NYE parties.”

“Quick google search...
Wu Men (Hui-k'ai)= author”

“Wu Men or Meng? 13th century Chinese? Well that's no better, they had nowhere else to go!”

“...i was just looking through the Manhattan yellow pages for electronics and opened to the pages for "Escort Services". It seemed to take up a lot of room and I thought of you as I counted 32 pages of these in the borough alone!

Thought you'd want to know that. So, when are you coming up? :)”

“Probably now knowing this.”

“Damn! As soon as Gremlin picks me up! I think I would need to pay my respects at Scores, also.
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“Sounds like with the new intern crop in D.C., it might be awhile.”

“bit: please come to DC and be my wingman. You keep me well grounded.”

“I would seriously love to do that, but I am both fiscally and appearance challenged. I'm afraid I would be nothing but a handicap. Not to mention that my wife would probably turn me into a gelding when I got home.”

“Appearance is so relative, especially when al-kee-haul is involved.

As for the wife, tell her you have a convention to go to.

What happens in DC stays on the front page of the Post.

Y'all get the Post down there?”

“I think so. I'm registered for the online version so I can read interesting articles and such.”

“Oh. Nevermind.”

“Oh boy!!

Is it a Tailhook Convention???”

“I'm on my 2nd beer and 2nd Benedryl”