Totally professional question regarding aliases

“Bucky the Forest Beaver

 all rights reserved solitary hiker aka bob adams 2004”

“Hey, it didn't post my copyright symbol! Matt....Matt!”

“ROFLMAO!
Bearmagnet I think we are fast ruining the Buck Forester concept. Sorry Buck.”

“LOL!

Why's that? You wouldn't by gear from a dude dressed as a beaver?

he might even be able to sell beaver outfits as full body fleece!

All ya need is a flashy logo.”

“I can see it now....
We're on the set. The lights are up. The cameras ready.
" All quiet....Roll em... annnnd action!"
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Camera pano of Sierra alpine lake...then a slow zoom in on Bucky the Forest Beaver.

Bucky slaps his tail "WAAAACK!!! on the calm still surface of the pristine lake.

Loud shrill voiceover announces "This is Bucky warning you on the big sale going on over at Buck Foresters yada, yada yada!!!!
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“How about Fester N. Shankar”

“Bucky Beaver's Blowout Bonanza!

I'm chewing through these high prices so you can pad your dam!”

“Oh that is a catchy little sales phrase Bearmagnet. I like it ah lot!”

“LOL! maybe I should change proffessions? I think it comes from watching Crazy Eddie(?) commercials out of NYC.

His prices WERE INSANE!”

“Yeah we have this guy in upstate SC that does commericials for "Kia of Greer!" Once you've heard his high shrill delivery you can't forget him. Creekjumper will know who I'm talking about. This guy would be perfect for Buck Forester commericals.”

“Oops, hey, I forgot to say thanks for all the wonderful advice... and also to be honest I'm not really very thankful for all the stupid crappy advice and some of it completely sucked more than anything I've ever read in print, but still. No lie, thanks. Almost all of you are wonderful. Seriously we must do lunch. As for my alias, I'm gonna go with "Engelbert Humperdinck". BRING IT ON. The world is NINE! I meant mine. Where'd I get nine? Gee, that sorta steals the thunder. How embarrassing. I'm gone. *poof*”

“You're welcome. You buying?”

“So.... I guess this means I won't be getting my discount?”

“I think he's thanking us, SH. Obviously we helped him avoid a disasterous situation.”