Happy new blah!

“Horrorscope: be prepared to meet the love of your life, blah blah, back to work in the funny farm, blah blah, get a bigger whatever, blah blah blah, traffic, blah blah, Hoos lose ACC opener again, blah blah blah blah, gray cloudy day, blah blah buy Cialis online, blah blah blah, Shrub still has whole second term to screw things up even more, blah blah BLAH! blah BLAH BLAH BLAH!, ...

Is this really the year that I wished for?”

“Yes!”

“OH, The Shrub !!!

He will be greated by grateful millions as Dubya Of Arabia.

Here comes freedom!!”

“More like, "Bend over- here comes Freedom."”

“We had better practice our duck-and-cover for the new year.”

“After 2004 I really can’t ask for 2005 to be any better.

-Kerry defeated.
-Douche-al defeated.
-Conservatives gain ground in Senate.
-Conservatives gain in House.
-Conservatives gain in governorships.
-Buddha leaves TT with tears and piss stained pants.

Were I to ask for more I would probably get struck by lightning.”

“I'm sure you'll be tickled when the draft starts up.”

“Don't ask for more if you're standing next to me on some mountaintop. Otherwise, do your thing.”

“Nigal forgot to mention that "democracy" will be "installed" in Iraq.
Stay tuned........

I'm so happy I could fart!!”

“Better out than in ...”

“A new life without a psycho wife
An almost healed back
A beautiful healthy 13 month-old daughter
More time to backpack

......I have much to look forward to in 2005...


SO STOP TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN!! ...

The shrub will soon be forgotten and then at some later date remembered only for the true twit that he was and is.”

“You're excused from the blahs IJ.”

“or go and name a star after you...
http://www.yourstar.com/nameyourstar_ast.php?aff_id=6&aff_sub_id=003
it's free dammit!! Get one!

hey...mine was free...now i wanted to get one for my kids...and i can't select the free option. oh well...
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“They already did name a star after me: Beetelgeuse!
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“changing years used to seem like a big deal when i was little...now it seems almost like changing months!”

“Gemini, you've already got a whole friggin' constellation!”

“Yes indeed, lyra.
And it's certainly easier than changing diapers.”

““Don't ask for more if you're standing next to me on some mountaintop. Otherwise, do your thing.”

Thanks for seeing my post for the joke it was. OK, not the Buddha Bear thing...”

“Nigal, I figure your posts are somewhat like Will Rogers' characterization of Congress: "Everytime they tell a joke it's a law; everytime they pass a law it's a joke."”

“LOL! Hey, isn't that Will Rogers guy the one who always held up the movies so they could pass a can for change?”

“Will Rogers was a humorist in the 1920s and 1930s. He was killed in a plane crash in Alaska about the mid-30s.”

“No, he was the guy from MASH!

”

“was he really killed in a plane crash???...I didn't know that....I went to the Will Rogers Memorial in Oklahoma when I was younger....I was impressed ....bull horns on the furniture......do cows have horns????”

“Close, but no banana. That's Wayne Rogers.

It's time to ask for more now. Ask for more.”

“The pilot of the plane was Wiley Post.”

“Some do.

This is going to be a great year. 2005 is full of promise. Geobeet, stop being so bland and think of something to be excited about! SNAP TO IT! ;)”

“I saw Wayne Rogers on Faux News the other week. He has a financial company and he was talking about the evils of WalMart. He really knows his stuff.”

“I'm trying, dammit. But even my star's a big brown dying star!”

“But it is big and brown and they do take a long time to die.”

“Speaking of big and brown, UPS won't deliver my packages because I'm not home to sign for them. I can't seem to get it through their thick heads that I WORK FOR A LIVING, so I'm not home when they come and they should just leave it on the porch. I hate UPS.”

“"Happy new blah!"


Roger that.”

“Call the supervisor Geobeet. My guy will leave stuff behind our VW, but not on the porch, in full view.”

“The UPS guy never makes me sign even when I'm home. I hear the door bell, go open it to see who it is and he's already halfway down the street. The ultimate ding-dong-ditch!”

“Nigal, if I was delivering packages to your house, I wouldn't stick around for a signature either... :)”

“Laugh now Funnyman but when I die my autograph will be worth something. LOL!”

“Yeah Geo, quit being such a miserable A-hole.

I mean, happy new year!!!”