What have I done to myself?

“I just ingested some phenylalanine. Somebody snuck it into the bottle of Diet Snapple I just drank. I wonder what will happen to me now ...”

“Maybe you'll get your memory back.”

“My what?”

“Do you have a problem with pnenylalanine? Are you PKU?”

“ewww...next time you tell them to use splenda.”

“PKU? Well, I never ...”

“PKU.......too!!”

“Sorry. I had to ask. I mean the last thing you want is hyperphenylalaninemia, no?”

“Good god no. Didn't Yessir I-are-fat die of that?”

“Yes, He was poisoned by the Jews.”

“What's phenylalanine?”

“an essential amino acid that can phuck you up if you have PKU, a genetic disorder.

http://www.medhelp.org/lib/pku.htm”

“Chronically high levels of phenylalanine and some of its breakdown products can cause significant brain problems.

Uh-oh!”

“What if one already has brain problems? j/k”

“That's what's got me worried. I already post on TT; what more could possibly go wrong???”

“Generally they test for this before birth or they discover it while you're a child. I believe if you don't figure it out soon in life then you wouldn't have the brains to post even here.”

“Bearmagnet, you impress me sometimes!”

“It takes brains to post here? There's another thing nobody told me!”