Yes, it's spam, but it's funny

“Well, yes it is.”

“*bump*”

“One only needs 2 items in ones tool box to fix anything. Those two items are duct tape and WD40. If something moves that shouldn't use duct tape. If something doesn't move that should us WD40.”

“Man, I want to see this show!

Here's a review for those interested!


http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/23/python.faves/index.html”

“Oh man, I'd love to see that as well. I just wasted 20 minutes following links off that site. I LOVE Monty Python. I don't think there has been anything as funny since.”

“Cool. My sister lives in Staten Island. I think Ill go for a visit and take in the show.”

“I think this whole Big Brother thing is getting out of hand. I don't know if my phone's tapped or if someone is telling secrets on me but I was surprised to find this e mail in my in box...

"UPSET BCOZ OF UR SHORT DlCK? LONGER 2" WITH THIS you"

Was it one of you guys here who spilled the beans?”

“sounds like one inch wang on a binge.......or maybe he wants to start a club......
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“You should no waste you money. No add 2 inches to wang. They send you kiddy tattoo that say "LONGER 2"" and say to put on you wang.

Tattoo no fit on One Inch Wang wang.

I so sad.”

“i love emails sometimes....

Subject: Your life is targeted on getting a bigger #&%!$? Then #&%!$ Enlarge Patch should be for you.


its now a patch!


there is your monring funny!”

“I knew somthing was missing from my life.”

“I thought only pirates had patches. This gives a whole new spin to the name Pegleg Pete.”

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