This woman has some b@lls

“And a conscience!”

“Good for her! See? Prostitutes arnt all bad.”

“that man is sick. he needs help. and if they cant help him, they should throw away the key”

“Thinking of a career change, SC?

(ducking the flying shoe) j/k :)”

“Good for her.”

“forget the shoe, your getting the boot!”

“i never understood prostitution being illegal

selling is legal
f_cking is legal
so why is selling f_cking illegal?”

“It's legal in Nevada:

”

“Did they arrest the prostitute?”

“It's all just love

She gives him sex because she loves him.
He gives her money because he loves her.”

“SC snapped that on her way to work or what???”

“Actually I snapped it on my way to area 51 to do some UFO observing.”

“that does me no good in hoosier country”

“I wish I could find evidence of this online, but I cannot. However, IIRC, the following quote was attributed to Judge Roy Bean:

"If given the vote, women will outlaw the three things most natural to a man: drinking, gambling, and whoring."”

“LMAO Bit!

Did you see the movie with Paul Newman? Classic!”

“I missed that one.”

“Love this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068853/combined”

“HA!!...the oldest trick in the sports book...i got caught once trying to pass as a woman tennis player...i think it was the short skirt that gave me away”

“"She's all excited about it because she's so cheap," the husband said"

...but they own a plasma tv?”

“Credit will buy you anything”

“How do you think she could afford the plasma tv?”

“from her carnival appearances with those balls of hers?”

“Why was he hiding behind a pillow?”

“lol..because he has no ballz....”

“maybe it was a secret bullet shielding pillow?”

“maybe HE bought the plasma on credit and they were just 'workin things out' or maybe they should have before he got it.............lol.”

“swome things are not meant to be posted. this being one of them!”

“:P”

“forgot the LOL”

“I wonder if she had herself some of those acrylic nails?”

“Merry Christmas!”

“She had been charged with malicious castration, a felony

i am in awe that there is a special law that can be broken called "malicious castration" and even more in awe that it's a felony...”

“From gonads to no-nads. Ouch! Was she, like, "Oh, hey. Sorry about that. Here are your nuts back..."”

“its a real shame his name wasn't Chet...

...considering it was the holiday season and all”

“And his name wasn't 'Schweddy' either.....”

“
OCEAN CITY, Md. - A Tennessee woman is charged with arson in a
Maryland resort town after setting her husband's Harley Davidson
motorcycle on fire.

Ocean City police say officers went to the 100 block of 7th Street
Saturday night. Police found 40-year-old Joseph Waskey using a water
hose to put out a fire consuming his Harley Davidson.

Deputy State Fire Marshal's Office investigators came to the scene.

Investigators discovered the fire was deliberately set and charged
43-year-old Barbara Waskey, of Rogersville, Tenn., with arson.

Police say she stuffed a towel in the motorcycle's gas tank before
lighting the towel on fire. Investigators found the motorcycle's gas
cap in the woman's car.

”

“Something is in the water...its women's fruit cake week!!!! Watchout boyzzzz
Even getting their pets in on the action.

and whos got time for a "second life" anyway?

DURHAM, N.C. -
Authorities say a North Carolina woman who tried to kidnap her virtual ex-boyfriend from Delaware and Pennsylvania has been arrested in Maryland.

Delaware's New Castle County police said Kimberly Jernigan, 33, of Durham, planned to kidnap the 52-year-old man to start a new life.

Police said the two met online in "Second Life." According to police, the victim, whose character was a lion, engaged in a virtual relationship with Jernigan, whose character was a virtual woman. The two eventually met a few months ago. After the "in-person" meeting, the victim broke off the relationship. However, police said Jernigan was not ready to end the relationship.

The man called 911 on Thursday, saying Jernigan was in his apartment and shining a laser pointer on his torso. She fled before police arrived but left behind her dog, which was duct-tapped and in the bathtub. Investigators believe that she brought the dog in and it made too much noise, leading her to duct-tape its snout to try to silence it. Investigators also found handcuffs, duct tape, a Taser and a BB gun.

An hour later, Maryland State Police arrested Jernigan at a rest stop on Interstate 95.

Police said Jernigan tried to kidnap the man at gunpoint at his Pennsylvania job two weeks ago.

The man was uninjured, and the dog also appeared to be in good health, though the SPCA is investigating to determine whether animal cruelty charges should be pursued.

Jernigan is in custody in Maryland and will be charged in Delaware with attempted kidnapping, burglary, and aggravated menacing.http://durham.mync.com/site/durham/news/story/7599/police-durham-woman-duct-tapes-dog-tries-to-kidnap-second-life-ex-beau
last edited: 8/25/08 3:01:42 PM”

“well... isn't that special.

let that be a lesson to us all.

a lesson in what i am not sure... but a lesson for sure.”

“Lesson: don't drink the water between Lillington and Durham”