The Toughest Quiz in the Universe!

“Think you're smart? Then take the quiz given by the most intelligent bipedal lifeform in all of creation:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/quiz/index.shtml

Click on "Marvin's Trivia Quiz" in the lower righthand box.”

“I am the bomb - 5 out of 5!

All kneel at my feet and pay homage to the extreme!”

“lol...it doesn't matter what answers you give it, you're wrong...”

“LOL! It's a quantum paradox. I think you can get the right answer if you don't give the answer.”

“How would one reverse entropy?”

“The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of decline.

~sigh~”

“I could probably get it right if I was able to treat myself like a quantum computer, therefore taking advantage of all possible bitpushers. Surely amongst us all there's one of us who knows how to hack the website and make it say we got them all right.”

“Of course Bit. That's what I'd say.”

“Yes, why stop now just when I'm hating it?"

Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse
it suddenly does.

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed”