I got a Hemi

“Run along, then!”

“Damn! I was betting that I posted a thread stopper.”

“what does one actually look like?”

“don't scroll if you can't take it!!
that's just nasty...i am not gonna post the actual pic...
here the link:
http://ear.trippy.org/band/IMG/beast/hemroids.jpg

click if you want to, don't if you don't wanna nkow. i sort of wish i would've never seen this.”

“That doesnt look much like a bacon ring.
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“see now nimbelfoot...THAT was a thread stopper!!

I REALLY got to go now. Tada!!
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“Jeezs H. X.!!!!”

“I think Gem's link is sufficient to be included as one of her more famous quotes...a picture is worth a 1000 words.”

“You gotta find a different clinic. I've the flashlight experience twice. The first one was in an old clinic and the flashlight snake was HUGE! Couldn't believe they were gonna to do THAT to me.

The second, it was in a "state-of-the-art" clinic. The snake was much, much smaller.

Why twice? Family history of colon cancer, which is preventable.”

“no way am I going to click THAT link - by reactions herein recorded it must be worst than Violin's worst”

“never mind! I better not post that or I'll earn me another spot in THE thread. lol
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“Go ahead, HOI, look at it... It's something that never should have seen the light of day, let alone a flash bulb.”

“i had mild bleeding and moderate itching, but nothing that looked like THAT.

and id like to thank bbw. i can now no longer watch a pick-up truck commercial without being reminded of things a proper gentleman such as myself should not have to think of

: U”

“I want to be a proctologist all of a sudden.”

“I have no words to describe the amount of shuddering that took place when I clicked on Gem's latest link!

my GOD! i think that would require surgery to correct.”

“Do you know the difference between hemiroids and a Yankee?



Once a Yankee comes down it never goes back up.”

“LMFAO

oh..and I am sorry Roam. I wasn't trying to hurt you in any way.”

“Man, I awlays liked that BS guy. I'm on the EarthnSky bandwagon now though...LESS BS AND MORE HIKING!!”

“Kidding aside-my long standing cure for anything from the basic "crusty-butt" to a mild case of hemi's like bbw graphically describes above is simple. ALWAYS have a tube of CARMEX in your pocket, pack, or first aid kit. It really works great on both ends and any places in-between that need lubrication. I use it on hotspots on my feet also. This is not a joke. If I carry one thing in the wilderness as a first-aid ointment, it is CARMEX.”

“I hope like he11 BS doesn't use the same tube of Carmex 'on both ends'. ;-)”

“or at least lets hope he washes his hand first!”

“Note to self: never accept any Carmex from BS.”

“Carmex? Who are you kidding?”

“I've had quite a few prostate exams, rarely am I prostrate for them.

:p
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“being prostrate is a good thing :)”

“bbw, I am not kidding. CARMEX will cure your problem in one day. Use the kind in the extra small tooth paste looking tube not the kind that looks like a lipstick tube.”

“It says on the tube it has an EZ-ON Applicator tip. Smooooooooth.”