Titanium for pain relief??

“From a magazine about titanium:

More and more pro athletes are wearing titanium jewelry, does it really help performance?

Hmm...some claim that it effects muscle strength, caunteract fatigue and even reduce pain.

what ya think?? for some reason I really doubt it, but hey who knows...
I may start hanging my titanium mug around my neck...
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“well there's all the stuff about magnet's too gem.”

“And copper bracelets as well.”

“Sounds like B.S. to me.”

“Gem's getting all bling, bling with the Ti mug.”

“I know about the copper, and about the magnets...I used to have some magnet insoles. didn't do doodlees for me, but I only wore them around town.”

“I'm Mr. T, and no one is allowed to wear their mug around their neck. No one is allowed to wear anything bigger than what I have around my neck.

Hey, you look mighty fine in them tight jeans...


LOL.”

“I'm going to take off my big clock and put on my mug.”

“LMAO. If I make it this weekend up to MD I'll be wearing my Titanium Mug. Approved by Mr. T or not!!!”

“I pity the fool!”

“It has to be an ostentatious display of wealth for pro athletes to wear it around their neck. That's what I love about free agency - paying my hard-earned dollars to buy gold chains for jocks to wear while they feebly swing at bad pitches and strike out with runners in scoring position.

Or why I prefer the minor leagues.”

“I am having all my bones replaiced with titanium. Then I will be just like the terminator!”

“Will you get the cool red eyes, too?”

“Yes, but I will constently be wearing shades so you can't see them.”

“Magnets don't work?????????????


#&%!$. Next thing you'll tell me is the horseshoe I carry everywhere does nothing for me.”

“oh come on...lots of people believe in this magnet #&%!$. I did too back then.

but...good news. Keep carrying your horseshoe. Horseshoes DO indeed work.”

“I heard carrying a 50 lb. lead weight in your shirt pocket really helps with hair loss, sweaty palms, incontinence, and dry mouth.

Probably just gives you a back ache and a hole in your shirt. Just a wild guess.




ha”

“shhhh...techntek...don't tell BM.”

“How big is a 50lb lead weight?”

“Probably about the size of a brick.”

“Well How the hell am I supposed to get that in my shirt pocket?”

“If it won't fit, grind it up and snort it.”

“That's not what you said before.”