Why I love my wife

“Because she puts up with my crazy #&%!$ without calling a damn lawyer.”

“That's why she's got you, pal!”

“I believe you. Anyone else?

LOL.”

“I called the lawyer today!











I love you more!”

“Calling a damn lawyer?

I figured she just called you a damn lawyer.”

“aaah, just another "atonement" thread. LOL!

And yeah, I was waiting for the "called a lawyer" punny. Good one, CS :-)”

“Thanks lizs!”

“I wonder what he did that he had to go public?”

“Read the Hooters thread!”

“Isn't the term "damn" in there redundant? Details, mr attorney, details.”

“Rumors have it that Cotton busted him having phone sex with Angalina Joley.”

“It would kinda suck having a wife read ever post you make.”

“Some things in life are worth what they cost Nigal....LMAO”

“The penalty could have been much worse http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=15065671%26method=full%26siteid=50143%26headline=i%2dripped%2doff%2dex%2ds%2dtesticle-name_page.html”

“I love your wife”

“So they couldn't reattach it, eh? She must've squashed the poor thing.”

““It would kinda suck having a wife read ever post you make.”
StoveStomper
8:13:15 AM
1/12/05

No #&%!$.

I just hope she doesn't find out the Charlotte Hooters has an public internet access.”

“*bored in Memphis*

my buddies the chilis left me!!!!!”

“Cottonsocks is still there.”

“Opie...you got my number and there is a float trip this weekend. If you want company or something to do...you could pick up the phone or drop an email. you wanna be bored, thats up to you, but I told you to give me a shout. I'll be away for the next 2 weeks. and back in Feb.”

“stik i have your work number only i think for some reason. and lost dawn's # again...you guys mind shooting them to me?..*grin*”

“Opie you have mail!”

“Stik.. he's got a woman coming to see him this weekend!”

“Hey Miss opie, when are the 2 of you coming to see us in Knox?”

“speaking of.. call your woman!!”

“ewwww.. Knoxville!! That town scares me with all the orange!!

j/k.. maybe we can all go on a hike soon but between the wedding planning we are really busy!”

“I was helping my wife learn to do something on the computer over the weekend.

A dialogue box came up which gave two choices: "OK" or "Cancel".

I said, "Say OK."

In a slightly elevated voice (I guess so the computer would hear) she said, "OK".”

“LOL”

“My wife really surprised me today. She was wrapping a gift for me from REI when she noticed they sent three of the item rather than just one. She called them to let them know they made a mistake and she’s sending it back to them. I’ve finally made an honest woman out of her. :)”

“Before I left on my hundred mile trip last spring, my wonderful wife bought me a jetboil because she thought it was cool and thought I need it-no provication or spark of interest on my part. I was happy with my alcohol stove. I have about come to the conclusion that the jetboil may be better than the alcohol stoves.”

“i love my wife because....

hmm...

wait a minute.”

“Can some one tell me why I love my wife?

(Wait a minute, that didn't come out right) LOL
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“Mine let's me go BPing anywhere & anytime, for my B-day she got me a gift cert to REI even though I already own every possible toy known to mankind, she just wants me to be happy!

Wait a minute... maybe she doesn't love me, and is glad when I'm gone?

Hmmm, food for thought here :)”

“Gee, I had to go back and read the original post just to figure out why I loved my wife.











;-)”

“thats great. now you wanna hear why I love your wife?”

“I hope one day somebody has nice things to say about me.”

“its nice to want things ;-)”

“Patience is a virtue.”

“Gee, I had to go back and read the original post just to figure out why I loved my wife.











;-)”
chili
7:03:54 PM
12/12/05

I love her cause she is crazy and funny !!!!!!!!!!!!
...hugs to you both!!!”

“...she sleeps naked............... ;)”

“I love your wife too.”