I'm Pleased To Announce..

“My son got a job.”

“Congrats.

Does this mean there is another scumsucking attorny on the loose?

Good luck on the bar exam. Big, big deal.”

“I would like fries with that.


Seriously now, what kinda gig?


















and how long on the fries?
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“Elizabeth (son's girlfriend) got her offer a couple months ago. Atlanta, 115K with a 10K signing bonus.

Chris got his offer yesterday morning. Atlanta, approximately 2 blocks from Elizabeth's job. Not sure of salary, nice firm though. We celebrated last night.”

“Very nice.”

“"Atlanta, 115K with a 10K signing bonus."

So, will her life story appear in "The Firm Part 2"? I swear when I read that line I had a flashback to that movie, the scenes where Tom Cruise is hired. Southern city, big salary, signing bonus, law firm...

Good movie.”

“What a relief.
Now you can retire and live off of the allowance he's going to give you.
lol

Big congratulations to him.”

“hehe... ya.. I feel you on that.. I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to be fresh out of skool making over 200K between the two of you.”

“Be like?
Holy crap, be preparded to see some insane purchases.

I'd suggest getting the boy together with a financial planner pronto.”

“So why is this under "Fuego?"”

“Because TownDawg ruthlessly trained and molded his son from birth to become an evil rock and roll lawyer that make a bucket of cash off the downtrodden so that TD can sponge off of him.

That and TD put it under the wrong catagory.”

“No... my feeling was this. Bragging on your kids, is fuego.

It's sure to stir up the pot -- so i put the thread where it belonged.”

“Bush sucks.

There, now its Fuego.”

“Why not just use the "Bragging on your kids" thread? You wanted another thread that's all your own with your name on it, huh?”

“lmbo.

thanks treebait, i feel like a total dick now.

so y is your trail name TREEbait, and your email addy is TRAILbait.

Which are you?
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“Tree Baits are used to lure specific bark beetles to individual trees.



Baits contain and concentrate beetles within current infestation boundaries. Baiting should only occur where tree removal is anticipated.

http://www.pherotech.com/bark_beetle_tree_baits.html”

“I called myself trailbait; after my first few encounters with attack trees, I was renamed Treebait.”

“Trail Bait is a unique blend of non-sexual appetite and curiosity attractants designed to soothe and intrigue bucks and does throughout the entire hunting season.



Developed by serious bowhunters, Trail Bait is the perfect scent for "funneling" deer into effective bow range - right into your shooting lane. It also counteracts the biggest mistake bowhunters make: using sexual-based scent too early in the season.”

“

Treebait, trailbait -- and let's not forget JAIL bait.
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“There.. NOW it's fuego. Happy?”

“Now, concidering how when ever someone loses a job they blame it on Bush will you be saying, "Thank you Mr. Presadent!"?

there. There's yer feugo. LOL!”

“And to answer your other question, Mike?. . He has no desire whatsoever to be a 'corporate' lawyer.

He really wanted a public defender or human rights job. He HATES corporate corruption.

He is 100K in debt -- so he is hoping to pay everything off, and get the heck outta Atlanta in five yrs.”

“TD, WTF was that last picture?!”

“Treebait: I looked up TREEbait, TRAILbait, and JAILbait.

lmbo.”

“Did you miss that somewhere?”

“Kidding kidding.

He'll do fine.”

“Congrats to you and your evil spawn.”

“Congrats to the sapling!”