DOGMA

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“Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?

Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.

Bethany: Excuse me?

Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to phuck?”

“LOL!”

“Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.

Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.

Jay: Shlt, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]

Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!”

“Way to hose it, Bearmagnet!”